Dear Stalker,
Hi! Lovely to have you in our midst if you are really here as we suspect. We all presume you are there but can't be certain so to give us a definitive affirmation of your presence I would like to make a special request. Don't worry it's not anything weird, or out of the ordinary or something that will break the bank.
My request is, one morning whilst getting ready for work, play or whatever you fancy Arylie taking on that day, please let Aryan be the one to apply Imlie's bindi between her brows. He could either straighten one that she's applied on askew or you can have her forget to place one and Aryan does the honours.
You could make this moment romantic and soft and you could play Jaaniya or that rocking new background music we all love but, this is Arylie we are talking about so I'm expecting a bit of a skirmish and lots of tashaan on how it's done. I have many other demands, excuse me, requests but the one above is just to affirm your presence here.
In return for you fulfilling this special request I promise to watch each and every episode at least 3 times over even the ones that are so boring they might as well be sleeping tablets. I'll get up at some ungodly hour to watch it online then I will stay up late until the witching hour to watch all the reruns on tv too. I will really do this. Life? What life? Who needs it.
In addition I promise not to call you stalker anymore. I will find a nicer more endearing term to address you by. Promise.
Before I sign off I also wanted to ask you to convey my many thanks to you and your team for the absolutely fantastic episodes you've given us this last week. I'm still in shock as to how good they were. Seriously from what goldmine did you dig them from? Continue in the same vein please. Anyway bye.
Yours truly
An Avid Imlie Viewer.