Open Letter to Arzoo the mataji

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hello lovely people and fans . . . or critics . . . or people like me who try to find logic in everything we watch, hmm. Thank you in advance to all those who are taking their time out from their busy lives to help this hapless girl stuck between loving and hating this beautiful three-month-old show. Sigh.

I have been juggling my feelings towards Humsafars a lot lately. I share a love and hate relationship towards Sahir and Arzoo's characters and also the whole show.

Today I saw the death of a much-loved character, A person who was supposed to be strong confident before you bash me with "feminist alert" or how Arzoo is just trying to help Sahir and Zaki let me tell you something

😭😭😭


And not even Sahir's fine, exquisite and glamorous butt could save my brain cells that have been burned today. I am so bloody sure Arzoo's tears are made of acid and . . . glycerine. Whatever. hmph.

So the episode starts with an unnecessary effort of showing Rehman's power I mean this dude also is scaring the shit out of me. Gosh now I understand where did Samaira the psycho get her mentality from I mean this Psycho Sr. enters and wakes up Sahir morning 4.30 like a stalker lover and then warns him - actually threatens him . . . he actually killed a man just so that his ditsy, bimbo daughter can marry the toy she liked.

I am shoving a pencil up her nose. I hope it is painful,

Then we see Zaki finally using his small brain it must have taken a toll at him - I mean using the leftover part of your brain is tough. Sad. 😭

Then I see Samaira and I dunno I feel like this


As soon as Zaki rebuked her basically for being a characterless wh**e because you know he cleaned himself with zam zam pani from the sacred Mecca. ::Accidently spits on him:: 🤢

But Samaira...oh that cunning bitch...



See Zaki this is what happens when you use women as toys and now look at you . . . your karma is catching up with you now that you actually found love it isn't bothered to come to you.

I found the dining scene where the whole confession plays out really dramatic, while Arzoo was crying I was shaping my nails and rolled my eyes. My sister was actually huffing the entire episode and continuously nagged me. Obviously I was too busy looking at HC so I totally ignored my pathetic sister.😉

Today I actually missed Kutti-I meant Kurti Apa (😆 get it?) and her cute mole. Seriously I won't be surprised if the next spoiler that comes out will be that Kurti Apa's mole is a talking mole. And also Anam's fake acting I was actually laughing while the supposed dramatic explanation of Arzoo's pakness and . . . I couldn't understand the rest of Zaki's description.


I was like all serious and laughing and making fun of Arzoo but then I totally turned into a fangirl mode when they showed Sahir all angry-young-hawtie! 😉

I mean I could just diffuse into the screen and run my hands through his soft locks. And maybe squeeze his butt . . . just a little , , , seriously gives me X-rated thoughts. phew
and tbh I didn't give a shit to what others were accusing her off I was totally in Harshad dreamland. If only I could...


And then when the main drama comes and before I could see Sahir slap Zaki I again got pushed off the sofa by my mom. Insert swearing words. And you know I couldn't watch more than half of the drama because my mother still think the word pregnant is a taboo and not for children to hear. (actually she forgot I am above 18. I would have screamed but then I remembered she still has my phone...yes my life is sad.

As usual she goes on screaming at KA and Anam I don't even understand since when did she start watching this show. I tell you she has multiple personalities.

And . . . umm . . . why did Arzoo just go away like that? I get it she doesn't want to explain herself and justify her reasons to hide Samaira's pregnancy (?!?!?) but she was all like I am still doing this to protect Sahir Sir's deal. What the hell did Zaki do to deserve such loyalty? She saw how much of a bas***d her father was to her mother . . . who somehow vanished . . . and yet she defends Zaki?

I think that slap was worth it and deserving because I would have spitted at him and maybe skewered Samaira's (very pretty skin, love the makeup 😳) neck.HUH!

I have a big bump on my forehead because I banged my head a million times today (actually three . . . it was painful 😃)

Today's episode was education. I learned how to be a mataji

1. Be quiet and silently take in all the ilzaams over yourself before finding out the truth supposedly for a guy who basically paid for your makeover which consisted of prettier and brighter clothes.

2. He is a true friend. How about you keep farting,

3. You cry . . . and cry . . . and cry . . .

4. You are so helpless that you cry . . . again cry . . .

5. You rely on your so-called true friend to find out the truth while you haven't even moved an inch in your investigation...

6. Is under construction...

7. In case I haven't succeeded yet please refer back to 1.

Please Arzoo come back. I miss her I really do. Zaki please learn to man up and clean your responsibilty.

TODAY'S FART-LIST:

  1. ARZOO the mataji
  2. Zaki- the idiot
  3. Samaira - the psycho
  4. Rehman - Psycho Sr.
  5. Kurti apa and Anam
  6. Sahir - the boss

P.S: The precap is not making me sleep I don't know why the hell he accuses her after whatever she did - I know she doesn't exactly deserve any award but it is still for him. And of course not that Arzoo made it seem clear to him but how dare he goes on dissing her character when he actually slapped Zaki for doing the same. Hopefully it is a valid reason.

RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ and a half for Sahir's expression.

The spoilers as usual created a storm and it seems like marraige is coming. hmm.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Wow..is all I can say...loved your post 🤣 ...enjoyed every bit of it!! The entire episode had me feeling depressed...but this post cheered me up..will read it again and again. You described the frustration of the viewer so well 👍🏼..I totally agree on the precap part!
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I do love reading your posts feminist. They are peppered with sadistic sarcasm...nice 😊

I also miss the Aarzoo that launched a phone at Sahirs head and wrote that hilarious resignation letter. i think Sahir does too...hopefully his zor la jatka pre-cap dialogue will bring her storming back!! 😉
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Given that Humsafars is so full of suffering, i really look forward to your posts. Fun, cheeky n unapologetically bawdy ... LOVE IT 😃
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Originally posted by: TaanuDeewani

Wow..is all I can say...loved your post 🤣 ...enjoyed every bit of it!! The entire episode had me feeling depressed...but this post cheered me up..will read it again and again. You described the frustration of the viewer so well 👍🏼..I totally agree on the precap part!


Hahaha thankyou TaanuDeewani. I am still being positive about the show and honestly I hope whatever happens happens with a valid logic.😃
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: VD927

I do love reading your posts feminist. They are peppered with sadistic sarcasm...nice 😊

I also miss the Aarzoo that launched a phone at Sahirs head and wrote that hilarious resignation letter. i think Sahir does too...hopefully his zor la jatka pre-cap dialogue will bring her storming back!! 😉


I knowww if only she could hit back at Anam and Kurti apa. 😭
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Junoonian

Given that Humsafars is so full of suffering, i really look forward to your posts. Fun, cheeky n unapologetically bawdy ... LOVE IT 😃


AWWW!!! *Bighugs* thankyou seriously I am so addicted to this forum and let me tell you I love it in here and when I get comments like this makes my dayyy. 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Omg dude ur seriously Awesome n u have this knack to get the humor absolutely bang on ..neither less nor more ...wonderful ..keep it up 👏

Btw for me zaki tops the fart list he is an ass n I hate him ...

Sam is well Rehman 's daughter n there is nothing less I expect from her ...

As for ARZOO ...words fail me yaar ...I will let it pass n give others an honor to try 😆
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I really don't know what to say after watching today's episode and hearing all these rumors about the upcoming track. What I can say is that Sahir will be on his Worst Behavior 😉 (Cue the Drake song)
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: ecrivain



Omg dude ur seriously Awesome n u have this knack to get the humor absolutely bang on ..neither less nor more ...wonderful ..keep it up 👏

thank you ecrivain... 😆😆

Btw for me zaki tops the fart list he is an ass n I hate him ...

Well I hate Sahir more

Sam is well Rehman 's daughter n there is nothing less I expect from her ...

As for ARZOO ...words fail me yaar ...I will let it pass n give others an honor to try 😆

true true


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