Sahir miyan ki ajeeb dastan...

Sahir Miya ajeeb hain.

Ek millionare crorepati jo 2 feet pani main dubki lagata hain. Abe mumbai main paani ki kami hain kya? kissi bhi barish main king's circle main isse zyaada paani ikkattha ho jata hain.

Kya room hain tera. Mumbai ki 8 X B kholi, with a bathroom attached. Ab humne 8 feet to nahi bola na? wo kholi 8 metre by 8 metre ki hain. oopar ke khula aasman. Swimming pool main pani bharne ki zaroorat nahi, leakage se kaam chal jayega.

Khata kya hain Miyan? Burnt toast. Abhi tak Mumbai ka wada pav aur lasoon ki chutney nahi chakha kya? saari attitude ka satyanaash ho jayega. Toilet se itna pyaar ho jayega ki saiyyara waqt se nahi pahunchega. Ooper se jalan alag...

Pehenta kya hain? three peace suit. Mumbai ki garmi main wo three piece suit matlab plenty of underarm perfume. Ho sakta hain, aage apna iss disha main business badhane ki soch ho. Anam can be the CEO. Phew...saiyyara can breath easy. Sahir Miyan to paida bhi huye to ek three piece suit main shayad.

Waise Mumbai main three piece suit pehenke paseena hone ke baad nahana aur wo kurte pehenna...
Chand ko dekh kar aahe bharna (waise aapko chand jab bhi nazar aata hain, full moon hota hain. Kabhi aadha nahi to kabhi amawas nahi. Theek hi hain, iss crorepati ka yeh special moon hoga! ya phir zaki miya ne artificial moon create kiya hoga. Pata nahi...Linda Goldman ne bataya hoga)

Inki Ammi se ajeeb relation hain. Waise, ajeeb inka middle name hona chahiye tha. Mummy ohh mummy, tu kab saas banegi? yeh poochhna bhool gaye to kya, mummy nahi bhooli. sabse pyari pari ko pakadke layi hain Lucknow se. Magar yeh pari aisi hain ki kabhi paani main chhlanag laga deti hain, to kabhi Inke haath se inka fav biscuit chheen leti hain. Sunti hi nahi. Sahir Miya soch rahe hain, inse to hamari governess achhi thi..humare toast to nahi chheenti thi na...aur hume aise hi dekhkar bhi paani main nahi giri ek bhi baar.

Baap re...inki governess? kya daant hain. Bachpan main, hume gaalo pe kiss kiya aur humne rash hogayi. Tabhi se inhone daadhi rakh li. Aur wo 20 feet wali distance. Attitude lagao, females ko door bhagao...

Inke ek chhote bhai hain. Jo kuch yeh nahi hain, wo sab Zaki miya hain, aur usse bhi kuchh zyaada. Ladkiyan inke peechhe bhagti hain. Zaroorat hain, saqkht zaroorat hain...ek humsafar ki inhe...Kissi matrimonial main ad de dijiye na? Shaadi.com. Ho jayegi. Sahir miya will breath easy...Ammi ki Eidi, Ammi ko waapis wo bhi sood sahit!

More later, if you all like this...
Sagi