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Roopal Gupta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#51

kurkure ke add mein hamesha ladkiyan hi kyun hoti hain?

kyunki kaisa lagega jab ladka bolega ki:

TEDA HAI PAR MERA HAI

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Menrva

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Posted: 13 years ago

#52

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:

"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00."

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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 13 years ago

#53

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU🤣

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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 13 years ago

#54

Teacher: Which is your native place?

Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. 😆

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Menrva

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Posted: 13 years ago

#55

First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"

Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"

First soldier: "Whyever not?"

Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!" 😆

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Roopal Gupta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#56

if chemistry student make films the names will be:

tera acid mera base

rang de benzene

hamara beaker aapke paas hai

life in lab

laga apron mein daag

3 test tubes

munnabhai hcl

ajab element ki gajab valency

my name is oxygen and i am not a metal

covalent bond

jab we experiment

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Menrva

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Posted: 13 years ago

#57

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.

Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names.

"Shut Up", replied Shut Up.

"Stupid", replied Stupid.

The police chief thought these people were telling him to shut up, and were calling him stupid. Which made him very mad. "Excuse Me!" shouted the chief.

Thinking the chief was hard of hearing, They once again shouted there names.

"Shut Up!"

"Stupid!"

The police chief was very riled. He then asked" Are you looking for trouble?"!!!

Stunned at the idea of the chief knowing that they were looking for their friend, they replied,"Why yes, how did you know?"

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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 13 years ago

#58

sir : if any doubt ask me

student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there 🤣

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@GuardianDevil

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Posted: 13 years ago

#59

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now. 🤣

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Roopal Gupta

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Posted: 13 years ago

#60

ultimate badla:

1 ladke ki gf ne use letter likha
meri life mein naya ladka aa gaya hai tum se better hai main usse shadi kar lungi meri photo wapis kar do

ladke ne apne sare doston ki gf's ki pics jama ki beech mein uski photo rakhi aur khat bheja
le inme se dhoond lena mujhay teri shakal yaad nahi

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