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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--


Sorry neeme i cant tell u...warna meri pitai ho jayegi broom se...😆

by the way nidhi hamaari challenge ka kya hua😆

sahu ko batane ki challenge😉

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Posted: 13 years ago
The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office. "What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled. "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling." The manager said, "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."
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Posted: 13 years ago
@JAs i have many...if i will keep on posting no one will be able stop laughing...
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: khota_sikka_sri

@ Neeme: Thanks dear. It's free to use. You can use it as well. I've posted quite a few others in the CID Creative Corner. Next week, I'll try to make some more Shapath ones.

@ Nidhi: 🤣

Its Daya one naa..So Nice... For Now i m using Awards Winning Siggies..after a weeki will changed Them..
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: arsh4life

by the way nidhi hamaari challenge ka kya hua😆

sahu ko batane ki challenge😉


wo challenge tumhare liye hai mere liye nahi...😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
@ Neeme: You enjoy your siggies and you can get them anytime. And yep it's Daya one. 😃
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Posted: 13 years ago

here is d short story from me😆

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch."


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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: khota_sikka_sri

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office. "What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled. "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling." The manager said, "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."
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why not darling the next thing I want to tell you...🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
And then of course, my favs are lawyer jokes: 🤣
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Posted: 13 years ago

wo challenge tumhare liye hai mere liye nahi...😆

Kyaaa😲 😲 😲 😲

mere liye 😡😭 broom se ekbaar maar khaya hai aur ekbaar nahi😆

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