Amma's new years resolutions

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Suresh

@suresh555

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Posted: 10 years ago

Amma's new year's resolutions

Will do a jaap every morning chanting "Jai Sagarika" 108 times

Make a voodoo doll of herself and slap the doll 3 times a day

Make Satya do 10 parikramas daily in the temple for Bunty and Sags to have a baby soon

Make fish curry for Sags once a week

Use fish oil instead of regular bath oil on herself

PLEASE feel to add more to the list

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Bikica_Biki

@Bikica_Biki

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Posted: 10 years ago

Suresh, You are really great👏

So, I will fall from laughter.

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Suresh

@suresh555

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Posted: 10 years ago

Few more:

6) Go scuba diving once a week under water and do sat sang (sing bhajans) with fishes

7) Perform in the rock concert with crows as chorus

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riya_ss9

@riya_ss9

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Posted: 10 years ago

Suresh at least leave Amma alone in 2015 🤣

But how about serve 2 boiled eggs to Sags every morning in bed.

And give the egg shells to Satya to eat as papadam.

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VerboseG

@VerboseG

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Posted: 10 years ago

Make Saagarika do pooja of the 20-foot statue.

Install CC TV in Bunty's room.

Fall sick every night after 10 pm.

Pour soapy water on the stairs, so Sagarika can break a leg and have to stay downstairs in Ammaji's room.

Edited by VerboseG - 10 years ago

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Kety76

@Kety76

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Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: VerboseG
Make Saagarika do pooja of the 20-foot statue.

Install CC TV in Bunty's romm.
Fall sick every night after 10 pm.

Pour soapy water on the stairs, so Sagarika can break a leg and have to stay downstairs in Ammaji's room.

@ bold 🤣 🤣 Gina 👏

@Suresh great post 👍🏼

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vibha

@vibraj

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Posted: 10 years ago

Hilarious post, Suresh, 🤣

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cygnet9

@cygnet9

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Posted: 10 years ago

Amma will take a resolution that she will never take any resolution, because she cannot stick to it😆

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Suresh

@suresh555

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Posted: 10 years ago

If we are to have a repaired amma in 2015, she will make a house rule that Sags and Bunty go to their room by 10 pm and no one in the family is allowed on that floor after 10 to disturb them. 😃

If we are going to have a broken amma like the present one she will buy a king size bed for Bunty's room and sleep between Bunty and Sags. Now, it's a different story that Bunty puts strong sleeing pills in amma's milk, make her pass out, put her in a body bag during the night and romance Sags 😆

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cygnet9

@cygnet9

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Posted: 10 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: suresh555
If we are to have a repaired amma in 2015, she will make a house rule that Sags and Bunty go to their room by 10 pm and no one in the family is allowed on that floor after 10 to disturb them. 😃

If we are going to have a broken amma like the present one she will buy a king size bed for Bunty's room and sleep between Bunty and Sags. Now, it's a different story that Bunty puts strong sleeing pills in amma's milk, make her pass out, put her in a body bag during the night and romance Sags 😆

Now it is the turn of Bunty what resolution he will take. Whether to handle repaired Amma of broken Amma. I think he is ready to handle both😆

Edited by ppp333 - 10 years ago