Balkan Prattle- Updated on Page 31:FP Jail Birds & their Blues - Page 29

Originally posted by: Tulasi14

Super Insults:

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...

Mother to Son:

Who is Tippu Sultan ?

Son : Don't know

Mother : Sometime give attention to study also '

Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?

Mother : Don't know

Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

A cute excuse:

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

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'Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??

Salesman: Rs.18,000/-

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . .

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Girl:

Salesman: ..

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Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday

I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!

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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Had Alchocol ?

Husband : No No Darling

Wife: Idiot .. Thn Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing ..!

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Originally posted by: Sneha...Love

🤣 🤣 Great jokes Tulasi, Welcome back 🤗

Thanks for posting this jokes 😃

Originally posted by: Tulasi14

Edited

Originally posted by: ppp333

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