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Kaaliya was watching Hitler didi on TV when gabbar comes.
G:- Kya kar rahe ho Kaaliya?
K:- TV dekh raha huin sarkaar.
G:- Par TV pe kya dekh rahe ho?
K:- Sarkaar, Hitler Didi dekh raha huin.
G:- Aacha. Arre ye chori kauin hai re, kaaliya?
K:- Sarkaar ye Indira Sharma hain.
G:- Indira Sharma, ye kauin hai?
K:- Sarkaar, ye Chandni Chowk ki hitler hain. Sab isse bahut darte hain.
G:- Darte hain! Darte toh sab mujhse hai. Isne aisa kya kiya hai jo sab isse darte hain?
K:- Kya nahin kiya hai ye puchiye.
G:- Matlab?
K:- Matlab ye ki jo larki akele hi gundoon(goons) se lar sakti hai, ek bussinessman(Sameer Diwan) ko jail bhej sakti hain aur ek property dealer(Kukreza) se apni property wapas le sakti hain, usse sab darenge hi na.
G:- Achha aur kya-kya kiya hai isne?
K:- Kiya toh bahut kuch hai sarkaar. Aur toh aur yeh bahut sakht jaan hai.
G:- Sakht jaan! Wo kaise?
K:- Sarkaar, jo larki 8 saalo se Brain Tumour hone ke baad nahi mari, jalti hui chita se bhaag gayi aur bomb blast(lahore main) se bhi nahi mari wo toh sakht jaan hi hogi na.
G:- Theek kah rahe ho.Yeh sach main hitler hain. Aur ye kanji ankh waala handsome sa chora kauin hain?
K:- Sarkaar, ye Rishi kumar hai, iska pati?
G:- Iska pati! Par ye toh uski daant(scold) suin(hear) raha hain.
K:- Ab biwi hitler hogi toh ye aur kya kar sakta hai.
G:- Ye bhi sahi hai. Aur ye choti larki kauin hai? Isse bhi sab dar rahe hai.
K:- Sarkaar ye indu hai, Rishi aur Indira ki beti. Sab ise choti hitler bulatey hain.
G:- Wah kya family hain. Do(2) hitlers ke beech main ek bechara. Main toh ye serial ab din jarur dekhunga aur sabhi ko dekhaunga. Arre O ramu, shyamu, chotu,bablu, billu kaha ho sab jaldi aau(come) sab HD dekhenge.
ALL:- Aa(coming) rahe hain sardar.
"THE END"
Moral:- Stay calm & keep watching Hitler Didi.
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Wow! At last finished. So, how was it? I know it is out of the present story & many of you will be thinking why have I written this. 1st I was becoming too bored & 2nd I just want to promote HD coz Ila mam & Zee toh ye karne se rahe🤣. So, please comment & everything like rotten eggs, tamatars,chappals,shoes etc. etc. are acceptable.