Chapter 22
Rishi Indira Masuri ke liye nikalte hain. Raste me unhe jor dar barish lagti hain. Unki Gadi achanakse band padti hain. Rishi bahar aakar gadi ka problem dekhta hain. Wo bahot bar gari start karneki koshish karta hain lekin gadi shuruhi nahi hoti.
Indira : Kya hua Rishi?
Rishi : Kya pata? kuch samaj nahi aa raha hain.
Indira : Uff oh..tum bhi na!! Kya tum pehlesehi gadi check nahi kar sakte the kya? Itna lamba safar hain aur ab gadi bhi aisi jagah band padi hain ki yaha kuch bhi nahi milega.
Rishi : Are maine sab check kar liya tha. Ab mujhe kya sapna aaya tha ki gadi aise kharab honewali hain. Tum bhi na lecture dene ka ek bhi mauka nahi chodti.
Indira : What do you mean lecture dene ka mauka nahi chodti haann??
Rishi : Indira mujhe lagta hain ki pehle hume gadi ka problem solve karna chahiye. Ye jo humara jhagra hain na wo hum bad me continue kare kya please..
Indira : Toh jaldi karo na..
Rishi : Ruko wo waha ek tapri jaisa dikh raha hain. Me udhar jake puch ke aata hu shayad koi madad mil jaye.
Indira : Toh jao na jaldi Rishi.
Rishi tapri ke pass jakar puchtach karke aata hain.
Indira : Kya hua? Kuch madad milegi kya?
Rishi: Haan. Are wo tapriwale uncle hain na unka beta mechanic hain. Wo aane me thori der lagegi. Uske aane tak hume intezar karna hoga.
Indira : Aise sunsan jagah aur uparse itni barish me kaise hum yaha...
Rishi : Are daro mat Indira. Me hu na. Waise yahi thori duri pe ek Dargah hain. Hum waha chalte hain. Mechanic aane ke bad wo uncle hume bula lenge. Kya kehti ho?
Indira : Aur dusra rasta bhi kaha hain? Chalo.
Aur wo dono chaata lekar chalne lagte hain. Dono Dargah me pahuchte hain. Indira apna sar odhani se cover karti hain. Aur Namaj karne lagti hain.
Allah Allah
Rishi uske taraf dekhne lagta hain.
Gumsum chandni ho
Naazneen ho
Ya koi hoor ho
Dilnasheen ho
Dilkasheen ho
Ya jannat ka noor ho
Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah
Indira apne hath chehre pe ghumati hain
Gumsum chandni ho
Naazneen ho
Ya koi hoor ho
Dilnasheen ho
Dilkasheen ho
Ya jannat ka noor ho
Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah
Indira apni aankhe kholti hain aur Rishi ke taraf dekhti hain. Wo turant namaj karta hain. Indira mannat ka dhaga lekar wo bandhne lagti hain. Rishi bhi uske pas aakar uske sath dhaga bandhta hain. Lekin uska sara dhyan Indira ke taraf hi hota hain.
Tum saba ho
Ya ghataa ho
Kehkashaa ho
Saaibaan ho
Subah ki pehli kiran ke jaisi
Bebaat alhar pavan ke jaisi
Khushboowen tum lutati ho
Masti mein choor choor
Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah
Wo dono Dargah se bahar nikalte hain. Aur gari ki taraf jane lagte hain. Indira Rishi se bat karni lagti hain lekin Rishi usse sirf sunta hain uska pura dhyan Indira ke Lips ke movement pe hi hota hain.
Tum haya ho
Tum rida ho
Tum wafaa ho
Tum nasha ho
Tabhi Indira ka per fisalta hain aur Rishi usse sambhalta hain. Dono ek dusre ke taraf dekhne lagte hain.
Khamosh nazre sadaaon jaisi
Tumhari baatein duaon jaisi
Indira turant khudko sambhalti hain aur khadi rehti hain.
Har nafas mein tum samayee ho
Phir bhi ho itni door
Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah
Mechanic aakar gadi repair karta hain. Aur wo dono aage nikalte hain. Kuch time bad Indira window pe sar rakh kar so jati hain. Rishi uske taraf dekhta hain. Wo gadi Indira ke upar apna blazzer dalta hain.
Gumsum chandni ho
Naazneen ho
Ya koi hoor ho
Dilnasheen ho
Dilkasheen ho
Ya jannat ka noor ho
Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah, Masha-Allah
Wo dono Masuri ke hotel me pahuch jate hain. Room me jane ke bad Indira apna saman wardrobe me rakhne lagti hain. Rishi jake turant bed pe let jata hain.
Indira : Rishi kamse kam apna saman toh andar rakho. Aate hi so gaye.
Rishi : Are so gaya ka kya matlab? Itna lamba safar karke aaye hain hum. Aur maine non stop drive kiya hain. Tum toh aaramse so gayi thi. Ab mujhe aaram karna hain. Bad me saman rakhunga. Aur wo so jata hain. Indira disappointmese apna sar hilati hain. Aur fresh hone lagti hain.
Kuch time bad Rishi bhi fresh hone ke liye jata hain. Fresh ho kar bahar aane ke bad wo dekhta hain ki Indira usko ghur rahi thi.
Rishi : Indira aise ghur kyun rahi ho? Me janta hu me handsome hu lekin aise mat ghuro. Mujhe sharam aati hain.
Indira : Rishi mujhe tumse...
Rishi : Dekho me janta hu sabne hume yaha honeymoon ke liye bheja hain. Kahi tum sach me ussi mood me toh nahi aayi ho na...
Indira : Just shut up Rishi..Mujhe tumse kuch puchna hain.
Rishi : Ok ok..sorry..tum itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho? Me toh majak kar raha hu. Pucho kya puchna chahti ho?
Indira : Sanjay ko humare bare me kaise pata chala?
Rishi : Sanjay ko? Kya?
Indira : Rishi me ye puch rahi hu ki Sanjay ko humare contract marriage ke bare me kaise pata chala?
Rishi : Are..wo..actually Indira..maine usse bol diya..
Indira : What???? Rishi tumne bata diya ka kya matlab hain haan?? Humne decide kiya tha na ki ye bad hum kisiko bhi nahi batayenge fir??
Rishi : Are uss din galtise mere muh se nikal gaya. Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?
Indira : Kaise pata chala ye jaruri nahi hain Rishi. Sawal ye hain ki muh se nikal gaya ka kya matlab hain? Ek bar humne decide kiya toh tum ye kaise kar sakte ho?
Rishi : Are maine khudse nahi bola tha. Aur woh toh mera sabse achha dost hain. Usiko toh maine bataya na. Waise bhi me us se kuch jyada bate nahi chupa pata.
Indira : Rishi you are disgusting. Maine bhi ye bat sabse chupayi na. Fir tum kyun nahi chupa paye? Kya kabhi aisa hota hain kya?
Rishi : Itni chotisi bat pe aisa react mat karo.
Indira : Chotisi bat???Kya ye chotisi bat hain? Humne teh kiya tha ki ye bat kisiko bhi nahi batayenge fir tumne hi ye promice tor diya. Aur tum keh rahe ho ki ye chotisi bat hain??
Rishi : Are baba sorry. Ab maf kar do na please.
Indira kuch nahi bolti aur apne hath fold karke apna muh gumati hain.
Rishi : Indira please maf kardo na. Me promice karta hu aage se aisa koi bhi promice nahi toruunga. Trust me please.
Indira : Rishi please abhi mujhe tumse koi bat nahi karni hain. Please mujhe thori der ke liye akela chod do. Joa yaha se tum please.
Rishi sochta hain ki abhi agar wo kuch aur bola toh Indira kuch bhi karegi. Us se achha hain ki wo thori der Indira ko akela chhode. Aur bad me uska gussa shant kare.
Aur wo wahase bahar jata hain.
Edited by Ketaki19 - 11 years ago
