|Sumit Vats AT#65| - Page 47

@sonia dhindora pitne se thodi na uski beti ho jayegi.

@connyapa yes night pari aaye thy At pe

ok sonia i will post sumit vats SJ

Kal kae epi kae badh kuch mazedar toh banta hae...i am nt a writer to write comedy articles but still trying ...hope u like it

satyameb jayte part 2 with illa

Aamir - swagath hae apka illa ji dubara hamare show mae!!hamare fans apse kuch sawal jawab karna chate hain!

Illa-ji jarur jarur!
Aamir-hamare pehlae fan ,munna bhai,delhi kae tapori gali 420 number ward sae likhte hae ki" hitler didi ki kahani kis mahan atma par adharith hae??"

Illa- ji woh mahan atma aur koi nahi mae hu...actually mae jab choti thi toh mujhe bahut sare problems thae...mujhe khane kae badh bhukh nahi lagti thi,sone kae time pae mujhe kuch dikhta na tha,pani peni kae badh mujhe pyas nahi lagti thi,agar mae chalti toh daur nahi pati thi aur agar daurti toh chal nahi pati thi,mujhe rat ko suraj aur din mae tare nehi dekhtae thae etc etc...tabse mera nam illa par gaya!!

AAMIR-JI ILLA NAM ka logic samaj mae nahi aya!

Illa-ji actually mae hamesha 'ill' kam karti thi jisse log gusse sae pilae ho jate thae..so illa+pilla=illa

amir-aiala!kya logic hae!!chaliye illa ji aur kuch batiye apne bare mae!!

Illa-ji jarur!meri mah joh thi woh ekh aurat thi!aur mere papa ekh mard thae..mae jab paeda hui toh bilkul choti si thi...

Aamir-ji bas bas!illa ji ..apke answers toh ekhdam apke serial ki tarah hae bilkul unlogical!hamare agle fan hae circuit joh ki loafer sher kae beja fry gali sae likhte hae ki,"illa ji apne abhi tak shadi kyon nahi ki?"

illa-actually kya batao!mujhe hitler didi serial ki tarah rishi jesa koi nahi mila bakra banane kae liye!waise abhi daer kaha hui hae ..mae toh bas 50 sal ki hun

Aamir(shocked)-ji ji apko koi bakra nahi mila..ji ji..wese hamare agle fan hae chammak chalo shaer kae jalebi bai ki beti sheela ki behen munni joh apko thanks kehna chati hae!!wae likthi hae ki,"thanks a lot illa ji,mae actually ekh doctor hu aur mental hospital chalati hu,kidnapping track kae badh apki mehnat aur lagan sae aj hamare yaha patient ki koi kami nahi hae,mere ghar mae bhi blood pressure yani bp kae anek patients ate hae,aur apki mehnat aur lagan sae hamari desh ki samasya barti abadi yani population explosion bhi kam ho rahi hae,kyoki apka show dekhne kae bad unke pas jine kae lia koi wajah hi nahi bachti.."ji illa ji kya kehna chahingi iskae bare mae!!
Illa-ji actually mae bas samaj seba karti hu kabhi credit nahi leti..thanks to munni,ekh hirae ki parakh toh johri hi kar sakta hae thank u

aamir -ji bilkul sahi!!hamare akhri fan hae ashish nawabsab joh ki likhtae hae ki,"thanks illa ji apke kartute kae karan mae apna pehla comedy article likh paya hu ...thank u illa ji"

illa-mention not!
Aamir-toh chaliye dostoh aj ka show yehi par samapth hota hae!!kal ham kisi aur sach ka samna karenge tab tak kae liye alvida

@nawabsab@special thanks to rishi kumar for allowing me to write part 2

next illa is going to come on crime patrol!!

crdit sumit vats fbpg

@sonia i have posted it here hope sumit vats aakar yaha pe visit de once yaar🤣

Originally posted by: synic

@sonia dhindora pitne se thodi na uski beti ho jayegi.

rishi looks so fair & handsome yaar😳

issliye to baki sab ko pancake ki dhokaan banna parthe hain.

[😳 issliye to baki sab ko pancake ki dhokaan banna parthe hain. 🤣🤣

@connyapa thanks post karne k liye
@ashishnawabsab thank u dear

Ill+Pilla=Illa ek 50yrs ki jawan khubsurath bt zaleem haseena

@sonia Mr. Mallick ne aapko bhi uthakar le gayein choorakar😭