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Munna bhai is back with certified Bewakoofi...Sorry friends posting some jokes on laziest aud useless person on earth...HD ka Kaamchor aur Nikamma bhai...😃
Enjoy reading..
1--Teacher:- translate this line in english,''USNE APNA KAAM KIYA AUR KARTA HI GAYA''.
Munna:-He done his work and done dana dan,done,done dana dan..😆😆(beda gark ho tera...😆)
2--Teacher:-Make a sentence in which one word is repeated four times.
Munna:-LARA dutta marries brian LARA and she becomes LARA LARA...😆😆😆(certified Paagal aur bewakoof..😛)
3--Munna breaks an egg in the kitchen to make an omelette and he finds the egg empty...get frustrated and say's,''oh my GOD nowadays chicken is also doing ABORTION''...😆😆😆
4--A donkey kicked Munna and ran away. Munna ran to catch donkey. He saw a Zebra and and started beating it and said,'' saala TRACKSUIT pahen ke dhokaa de rahaa hai''.😆😆😆..
5--Munna:-''yaar meri biwi Sunaina ghar chod kar bhaag gayi''.
Radhey:-''tumne usse pyaar se nahi rakha hoga''.
Munna:-''Nahi yaar, by God sagi bahen se bhi badhkar rakha tha''...😉
6...Munna with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"That scoundrel called back.ohhh Doctor saab uss gadhe ne phir se phone kiya..isliye mera doosra kaan bhi laal ho gaya..by God" ...😛😆
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"That scoundrel called back.ohhh Doctor saab uss gadhe ne phir se phone kiya..isliye mera doosra kaan bhi laal ho gaya..by God" ...😛😆
Keep Smiling..
Set-raj...😃
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