1...A policeman was interrogating Kutumb, Mandira and Sunaina who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows Mandira a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
Mandira answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at Sunaina and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
Sunaina giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the Kutumb mai and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
Kutumb peabrain looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?
"That's easy," Peabrain Kutumb replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."...😊
An old man walks in and orders cough syrup. Peabrain Kutumb can't find any so she gives him a laxative instead. The man takes the laxative and leaves the store. The boss comes up and asks why she gave the man a laxative in place of cough syrup.
Peabrain Kutumb points towards the old man who is suddenly leaning on a lightpost and says, "Look at him -- he's afraid to cough."...😃😊
Sunaina: I start cleaning toilet
Kutumb: How does that satisfy you?
Sunaina: I clean it with your toothbrush...😛
''NO, jump in!'' said the truck driver...😃
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