rishis one liners- - Page 35

Originally posted by: 100raj

kahan gayab hogaye the aap itne din??

ek pyaara sa thread post kariye naa.please.😛

yeah Nels, i second Raj
missing ur posts dear!!!

Originally posted by: iolahardy

21st March 2012:

Ye ho gaya hamara chata fera, aur iske baad hum dono pati - patni! Janmo ka bandhn...chale!

he puts her down...tears roll down her cheeks...he wipes them & says

bahot kimti hai ye MMGji; in motiyon ko yun behne mat dijiye! hairaan mat hoiye MMGji; main aapko yehi sab samzaane aaya tha. main apne bhai ki tarah bilkul nahi hoon, aur agar hota na MMGji to jabardasti aapke saath ye akhri fera bhi le chuka hota. MMGji meri aankhon mein aankhein daalkar dekhiye...main wahi rishi hoon MMGji jo aapko sacche dil se pyaar karta hai. wahi rishi jo hamesha aapke sukh dukh mein aapke saath rehta hai. main wahi rishi hoon MMGji jispar aap apne ghar walo se jyada bharosa karti hai. wahi rishi jisko aapne apne dil mein rehne ke liye jagah di. main wahi rishi tha lekin MMGji aapki aankhon par duniya ne patti baandh di.aapko kya lag raha hai main yaha aapko jabardasti shaadi karwane ke liye leke aaya hoon? nahi MMGhi; bilkul nahi. darasal maine to aapki jaan bachayi hai. sameer se aur uske gande iraado se bachaya hai aapko. sameer jabardasti aapko kidnap karke aapse isi mandap mein shaadi karne wala tha. yakeen nahi ho raha? thik hai! (he shows her the proof!) dekha MMGji...ye the sam ke gande iraade aur uska plan. bhale hi aap mujhse kitni bhi nafrat kyun na kare lekin main aap par kabhibhi musibat nahi aane dunga MMGji. koi aanch nahi aane dunga.

he unties her hands (yaha bhi wo 'rukiye!' mast hai😆😆) & goes on to remove the tape on her mouth ...hiliye mat nahito dard hoga😆 Easy! wo...aap bolne hi nahi de rahi thi toh...isilie ye tape 😆 main maanta hoon MMGji vidhit bhaiyya ka accident muzse hua lekin MMGji ek galti to bhagwan bhi maaf kar deta hai! sudharne ka mauka deta hai...aur main kasam se sudhar raha tha. vidhit bhaiyya ka acche se acche doctor se ilaaj karwa raha tha...aur vidhit bhaiyya thik bhi ho rahe the. lekin pata nahi kismat ne kaisa khel khela MMGji...aur wo sam...sam ne pata nahi unke saath kya kiya wo firse apahij ho gaye! aur unki aawaz fir se chali gayi MMGji. mera vishwaas kijiye agar vidhit bhaiyya bol paate to uss din na to main itne gande tarike se pitata aur na hi zaleel hota😭 main bas itna hi keh sakta hoon MMGji jiss bhi din vidhit bhaiyya ki aawaz wapas ayegi wo khud apni zubaan se saara sach batayenge! mera praayschit dekhkar toh muze bahot pehle hi maaf kar chuke hai vidhit bhaiyya. mera yakeen kijiye MMGji, maine kabhi sapne mein bhi unka bura nahi chaha. hamesha unke liye dua hi maangi hai. aur aaj aapko sab kuch batakar muze bahot halka mehsoos ho raha hai. ye baki duniya mere baarein mein kya sochti hai kya bolti hai muze farak nahi padta, farak iss baat se padta hai MMGji ki aap kya sochti hai kyunki aap mere liye maayne rakhti hai MMGji😭 dekhiye aapko jitna samay lena hai le lijiye lekin koi bhi faisla lene se pehle ek baar ye jaroor sochiyega ki iss duniya mein koi hai jo aapko sacche dil se pyaar karta hai aur jo aapki ek muskuraahat ke liye kuch bhi kurbaan kar sakta hai ❤️ aur wo saari zindagi aapka intezaar karega

offers her some food...then the dialogue 😆

chole bhature hai...kha lijiye...laajpatnagar se mangaye hai MMGji...bhuk lagi hogi na aapko 😆 maloom hai mere saamne nahi khayengi aap 🤣 udhar rakh raha hoon!

vidhit bhiayya bhale hi bol na paate ho lekin unki nazrein sirf aapko dhund rahi hongi. aur waise main aap jaisa nirdayi nahi hoon...jo apne pyaar karnewale se itni berukhi se pesh aaye 👏👏👏

shruti u gr8 yar..what a memory👏😆
risky rocks yesterday❤️

Originally posted by: riddhima-

shruti u gr8 yar..what a memory👏😆
risky rocks yesterday❤️

mazak na kariyo rids...u very well know my memory 😆

online dekhkar likha hai 😳

Originally posted by: iolahardy

mazak na kariyo rids...u very well know my memory 😆

online dekhkar likha hai 😳

🤣ahh tb thik hai😆

28th march 2012

"mujhe koi jaldi nai hain uncle ji jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hain"😆

29th march 2012

hayee uske one liners missing the
ab slowly slowly wapas aa rahe hain
waiting for his happy go lucky self to come back so that we get more one liners and comedy situations😆

Originally posted by: adiya1

hayee uske one liners missing the
ab slowly slowly wapas aa rahe hain
waiting for his happy go lucky self to come back so that we get more one liners and comedy situations😆

ya shalu i cant bea seeing him like a devdas