here is what I managed to do:
(I know its kinda messed up but this is all I personally cud do!) 😳
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K-Ekta Version of Flaw In The Plan
Scene:- The Final Battle at Hogwarts. The Sky is dark and Cloudy. The Lamps flicker out. Hogwarts is plunged into a damp mood. Fighting and blood everywhere...fighters' faces all bloody and screwed up zoomed into focus...
ZOOOOOOOOM!
Voldemort at the centre of the battle screaming "I am the greatest. All you vermins who resist me will pay!" and sending jets of green light at everyone around him and spit flying from his nose and mouth...
The Camera tries to zoom into Voldy's nose but gives up after much trying (due to the slits as his nose).
Harry, under the Invisibility Cloak, watches the scene of fight. Bellatrix, her hair flying in all directions, screams and shouts and stamps her foot and eyes bulging as she fights ickle Hermione, Luna and Ginny...
The entire crowd gathers around to watch the two fightz...
Bella sends a killing curse at Ginny which misses her by an inch.
Seeing this, Harry creeps up behind Bella, heart pounding. Pulling off his invisibility cloak, he shouts, "You Bitch, Get away from my sweetheart!!!" and pulls her hair dragging her down to the floor.
"Harry!!! He is alive"---Gasps from the spectators.
Sound of LIGHTNING. THUNDER. CAMERA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Harry- "You wretched woman! How dare u try to hurt the love of my life?!" and points his wand as Bella and shouts "AVADA KEDAVRA" and Bella falls screaming "Oh My Lord" arms stretched logning towards Voldy!
Everything goes still. The screen splits into two.
SOUND OF BREAKING CHINA!
Voldy's fury explodes like a bomb at the sight of his beloved darling's fall and screams his throat out.
He looses his voice and gasps and shrieks but no sound comes out.
Harry smiles and says "So, Riddle, we meet again. Dont worry abt your voice. Its not u who will do the talking now. I will blab now."
after talking much gibberish for a while he says " Now I am going to drop the dungbomb Riddle. The Truth of Severus Snape..."
Riddle screams (How he got back his voice, no one knows..But dont question K-Ekta) "It matters Not! I killed that two-faced bas***d three hrs ago!
!!!HAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!"
"Did You" comes a voice from behind....
The Audience gasps yet again!
Camera Zoooooom on each face.
The sound of Thunder and lightning!~
Severus Snape steps into he centrestage where all the excitement in taking place, Smirking his face full of suppressed triumph!
(How did he come back...well dear you are looking for logic in the wrong place!)
"Hello...so, My lord, you dare call me a ....?! we will see then"
!!!SECTUMSEMPRA!!!
Voldy screams as blood (white in color) sprouts out of his body. Unable to stop it he screams louder than ever and raises his wand towards Snape who is watching him coollly...
But Harry shouts" Hey Voldy, enough playing with wands.Lets settle this the manly way" and then Harry and Voldy both start doing paper, scissors, rock.
*DISHOOM DISHOOM!*
!!! Harry wins !!!
and Voldy shouts "You wont win that easily..... lets have best out of 5."
But before they can proceed...
BHAM!
someone hits Voldy in the head from behind.
everyone freeze....ZOOOOOOOOOOM again!!!!
Thunder Bolt, Lightning and shreiking of ghosts echo!
James Potter Starts laughing and says "Ah, Snivelly, U have gone a good job on him yaar!" and points his wand at Voldy and shouts "WADDIWASSI" as a wad of bubble gum squeezes itself into Voldy's nose (which the camera had failed to explore)...
everyone roar with laughter but its Snape and James who laugh their head off the most!
(well when did they start appreciating one another? Well u arent going to get any answers from K-Ekta! and "Are u stupid enough to expect absurdity in my Soap?"-K-Ekta)
Voldy's chest heaves in and out but he cant breath as the bubble gum is blocking his wind pipe!
"Together" shouted Harry, James and Snape and all point their wands at poor Voldy (who either seems to have forgotten magic or seems to have been scared the hell out of it)
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"Have a dose of your favourite spell Riddle"
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
Voldy falls his eyes bulging and arms outstretched and falls next to his heart's desire Bella.
Again thunder lightning...BOOM BOOM!
Then James goes and stands in front of Snape and says..."Will u be my son's Godfather? Lily wud have wanted it"....
Snape smiles and embraces James
(all worst memories forgotten)---(Character assassination at its best_)
ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELLL...
Edited by lucky_lakshmi - 17 years ago
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