Merlin's beard! I swear if Voldemort doesn't kill Harry I just might
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Am I really smart? Or do I just look smart by comparison because my two best friends are a couple of morons
How long did Tom Riddle sit in front of his desk rearranging his name until he got Voldemort?
My boys' ladies and gentleman
I hope no one finds out I find Fred and George hilarious
Stupid Ron! Why won't you open your stupid gorgeous eyes and look at me the way I want! Dumbass
Fantastic, Ron's making out with a chicken leg again... why am I in love with him again?
Does Harry really only have three shirts?
Wow... Sirius is even more annoying then Ron... learn something new every day
Must... not... insult... Luna... she's... a... friend...
For Merlin's sake Harry! Ginny likes you! You like her, she likes you, discuss
Harry sounds crazy, he must be wrong
Note to self, when Harry sounds crazy he's usually right
I wonder if anyone's noticed Pansy's been missing for three days
Better not tell Ron I CAN do a backflip
There's something about Malfoy that just make me want to punch him in the neck
Neville's a badass, Ron owes me five galleons
I hope Harry can't tell I fell asleep while cutting his hair... oh well it's only a small-ish bald patch
So hippogriffs are proud and easily offended... bet Malfoy's part hippogriff
I wonder if anyone's thought of a Hogwarts protection plan if there's a zombie apocalypse
Urg not sure whether I should snog Ron or throttle him
Oh great another possibly fatal adventure to go on with Harry and Ron, sounds like a terrible idea, I'm staying home... damn they can't cook toast without me let alone live for five minutes... I'll get my stuff