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Kezia

@MagixX

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Posted: 15 years ago

#11

"You need not call me Sir,Professor."---Harry,HBP!🤣

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Marya

@Mazzy101

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Posted: 15 years ago

#12

good job guys! i love these!👏 i especially love things tht Fred and George say aswell as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione and Ron!

"I feel holy"! i was half laughing and half crying at that part! i love Fred and George!😆😳 i have got some others but i need to look thm up, coz unfortunatly i've got the memory of a seive!! 🤣

Edited by Mazzy101 - 15 years ago

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Aaditee

@Aaditee

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#13

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?"
- Hermoine, GOF

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Rafa.LunaPotter

@Rafa.LunaPotter

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#14

Adding some more guys..

11. " Teach? Moody is that a student? We never use Trans for a student. Surely Prodfessor Dumbledore would have told you that.?". ....Mc in Goblet.

12. "What about your mom Malfoy...does she always look like that, like she has got dung under her nose?"...Harry in Goblet

13. "If you are in slytherin, we will disinherit you..but no pressures."...Ron in DH

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Aparajita

@yikes

Explorer

Posted: 15 years ago

#15

It's not a one liner per se, but I crack up whenever I read it:

"Why are you afraid of You-know-who? You should be afraid of U-No-Poo: - The constipation sensation that is gripping the nation" 🤣

Fred and george are epic!

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Marya

@Mazzy101

Inactive

Posted: 15 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: scratches-head

It's not a one liner per se, but I crack up whenever I read it:

"Why are you afraid of You-know-who? You should be afraid of U-No-Poo: - The constipation sensation that is gripping the nation" 🤣

Fred and george are epic!

yeah i agree with you!😆 i love them two😃! i was laughing my head off when i saw it!!🤣