Simarto = new state of THE art pressure cooker

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Posted: 16 years ago
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FYI: There are bits in white....highlight over them if you wanna read them ๐Ÿ˜†

Love you love you scene was so fake and plastic...its just a one minute love nothing else man..ughhh how faker can it get :s........honestly get a room....you never know, those backward thinking women might be lurking underneath the soil or in Rishi's car ๐Ÿ˜†


Rishi: aaj tak main apni dil ki khilaaf.............๐Ÿคข (now I think he wants to sing that song...MAIN TOH RASTE PE JA RAHA THA, MAIN TOH TOMATOES HATA RAHA THA.,๐Ÿ˜›)

Rishi: main jaanta hoon ke jo main kar raha hoon woh galat hain....(well if its wrong then make it RIGHT...like hello...take a RIGHT TURN IN YOUR CAR!!!!๐Ÿ˜† INDICATE RIGHT....DDDDUHHHHHH ๐Ÿ˜†)

Rishi: I need you....(more like I NEED YOU WHEN IT SUITS ME...WHEN SIMARTO ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH (HAHAHAHAHA...NO, DON'T TAKE ANOTHER MEANING LMAO...๐Ÿ˜ณ I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING *ROLLS EYES* ๐Ÿ‘) AND WHEN I DON'T LOVE HER...HAAAAAAA kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiddddd yourself mate!๐Ÿ˜†)


REPITION POSE๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜†:



*SIGH* OVER NOURISHED, USED and POWDERED POSE!!! haha
๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†

Then he goes onto say something along the lines of:

Rishi: If you weren't in my life then my life wouldn't be anything???? :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ (this is me >>>>>๐Ÿคฃ I can see you like that as well weeeeeeeeeeeeee ๐Ÿ˜†)

fnwuty43t8yt89h3ojf34oj *big swear word* t2984tuhfgsfdgajkgklglgajghgj lines LOL...........life is what YOU (RISHI) makes it..not what SOME lady that you've only known for like a couple of months makes it...its so cliched when people say that somebody else has made their life what it is...easy to say it....buttttt harder to SHOW it...unless its something like life experiences ๐Ÿ˜†

DUMBO THE ELEPHANT EARS BEING SHOVED ON RISHI BOYYYY??!?!?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜†

> If you duno who DUMBO is then check this: http://128.97.251.217:8080/img/photos/2008/04/21/web.ae.dumbo.picA_t820.jpg



go flyingg Rishi boyyy...far far away from Veerrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaa ๐Ÿ˜†

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIMARTO FOUND HER TWIN SISTER ON A CHOPPING BOARD LMAO
๐Ÿคฃ



*claps sarcastically coz she's finally chopping TOMATOES* ๐Ÿคฃ

THIS WILL BE SIMAR WHEN SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT RISHI'S ILLEGAL BUSINESS (SIR fyi ๐Ÿ˜†)...ARE YOU READY FOR IT?๐Ÿ˜ƒ



LMAO๐Ÿคฃ

NOW. SUDDENLY RISHI'S ARMS AND HANDS HAVE DISAPPEARED..PLEASE LOOK FOR THEM...HE HAS TO BE SPOON FED HENCE-FORTH ๐Ÿ˜†



FAKEEEEEE ๐Ÿ˜†

Now enough of the redness...lets have chocolate milkshakesss....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =) ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Edited by *VaVaVoom14* - 16 years ago

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Posted: 16 years ago
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What have u done with my Andypie...๐Ÿคฃ
sorry i just cant write anything...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Posted: 16 years ago
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๐Ÿคฃ
I cant write any further....
๐Ÿคฃ
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Anshu,
You make it impossible for anyone to comment on your posts...
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Because one can only laugh so much or write...can't do both at the same time!!!
That was outrageously, mindblowingly hilarious! One of the best Simrato - Rishi post to come from you!
Bow to your creativity and sense of humor!
Soapie
Edited by soapie - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Nish- lol I found Priya's black spotty hand funnier ๐Ÿ˜† that Andy one was just aiweeen...for fun ๐Ÿ˜†

Reshu- say something now?๐Ÿ˜†

soapie- lol thanks a lot ๐Ÿ˜† multi-task and am sure you can do both ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Nice to meet you...but you are a cooker or tomato inside it...๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜† please clear the confusion..asap ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Nish stop it now..๐Ÿ˜†..why u want to knw whts cooking inside..๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 16 years ago
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First Rishi with Dumbo's ears and now Simar's name on the Pressure Cooker?๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Ab please batado, what's cooking inside? I am very curious now...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Edited by soapie - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Nish- theres tomatoes in there with the daal thingy ๐Ÿ˜† so basically when the whistles have blown she can dump the daal in the mixture and job done ๐Ÿ˜† EAT IT ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜†

soapie- you only seeing the pics now? ๐Ÿ˜† its tomatoes in there....never can a HUMAN BEING be squashed in there...if she ever sits in a pressure cooker then she'll be splatted on the walls like 1920's wallpaper ๐Ÿ˜† better off going to sit in an oven ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*



soapie- you only seeing the pics now? ๐Ÿ˜† its tomatoes in there....never can a HUMAN BEING be squashed in there...if she ever sits in a pressure cooker then she'll be splatted on the walls like 1920's wallpaper ๐Ÿ˜† better off going to sit in an oven ๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
So whom are you going to place in the Oven?๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†
Ek raaz ki baat aur batao, out of all the characters in Grihasti (and its rich in its share of Naumna's!) why do you pick up on the poor girl only? Much as I absolutley adore reading your Simrato post, this question has always made me very curious. Aisa kya khaas hain us mein, jo aap log apni saari creative energy us par lagate ho?๐Ÿ˜†
Soapie
PS: The current track is the crappiest and (ofcourse unintentionally) funniest till now...and if the makers of Khosla Ka Ghosla are watching this show, they should seriously sue the producers of Grihasti for insulting them so much!
Edited by soapie - 16 years ago

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