Originally posted by: Dsha
Hi peeps!
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Virat Chavan, the DCP of Nagpur. Yes i know that's quite unbelievable but it is what it is.
I'm the former husband of Sai, and the current husband of Pakhi. But the thing is, I love Sai and not Pakhi. But yes, i loved playing happy family with Pakhi all this while infront of Sai, even though i love Sai. Still went on a honeymoon with Pakhi even though i love Sai. Still always supported Pakhi, but i love Sai.
Don't ask me why, if i had enough IQ, i would've answered your questions but unfortunately I've been deprived of that by the universe.
So as you guys have seen today, Sai, the love of my life, has rejected my proposal. Like, how dare she? How dare reject the proposal of THE Virat Chavan? How dare she reject my proposal when I have fiiinnaaallllllyyyyy decided that I love her and want to be with her?
Doesn't she know that she has to be readily available for me whenever i get the ultimate realisation that i love her? Doesn't she know that she's supposed to fall at my feet and accept my proposal?
No no no. There ain't no way that she can reject me. So, i had to become this toxic obsessive lover and clench her shoulders, try to impose my decision on her. I don't care whether people call this out as physical abuse. For me, this is my way of showing my 'love'. To H E L L with you all.
I'm a very 'simple' man. If things don't go my way, I'm gonna try my best to make sure they go my way. It's my way or highway. I'm a man child who sulks and creates a scene like that little kid who misbehaves when he doesn't get the toy that he wants.
Y'all thought your favourite Didi sucks at handling rejection? Duh. Here i come! Here i come to dethrone her and ascend the throne myself!
I'm a thick headed person. I don't understand the meaning of 'No'. When i hear 'no', i go berserk. Therefore i have to make sure i do my best to persuade and pressurize the person to give in to my demands and wishes. At the end of the day, I AM the most important person, the only one who matters. Sai, Pakhi, Shruti, and any other woman are all just my puppets. The strings are in my hands and i expect them to move according to my wish.
Also, not only did Sai reject me, but i also happen to know through my sources that she's gonna marry that Satya guy? That guy already triggers my inferiority complex like nobody else. Did she have to spread namak on my jale like this?
Anyways, have a bad day y'all. If I'm having a bad myself because of that deadly rejection, did y'all think i was gonna wish y'all have a good day? Huh. Ain't happening.
Ciao.
Yours dishonestly,
Virat Chavan, jyaachi kacchi zabaan.
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