Hi behno. I am back with another silly OS. This doesn't have logic just like our Ghum ka script. If anyone finds this annoying, do let me know. There will be discrepancies. Do let me know if you don't want to be tagged. I am never sure who would want to read. Once again, chappals and love - both welcome!
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Badi Mamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii screamed Patralekha as she came down running from the stairs. In the Zillat, Bhavani, Ninad, Sonali, Mansi were sipping tea. Karishma and Ashwini were serving breakfast. Omi, Rajiv, and Samrat had gone out for some work
Bhavu: Kya hua Patralekha. Tum itna chilla kyu rahi ho?
Patralekha was unable to bear extreme happiness but had to conceal her ecstasy. She gathered herself and said, "Badi mami. Sai aur Virat ne shadi toh kar li par asli maayne mei pati patni nahi huye.
Shocked! Ashwini yells ye tum kya keh rahi ho Patralekha
Bhavu: Ye kya behuda baatein kar rahi ho Patralekha?
Karishma to Sonali: Patralekha bhabhi ko toh pata hi hoga. Roz unke room ke bahar pehra jo deti hai.
They both giggle.
Bhavu gives them dirty looks. Bhavu: Patralekha, tum ye kya bol rahi ho aur tumhe kaise pata?
Patralekha: Woh Badi...
Bhavu: Jaane do. Mujhe nahi sunna. Bulao un dono ko. Mere bhavnao ke saath mazak hua hai. Akhir maanga hi kya tha meine inse? Ek chirag. Bas
Hearing the commotion, Sai and Virat come down
Virat: Kya hua?
Bhavu: Pehle tu ye bata kya ye sach hai?
Virat: Kya? Kya sach hai?
Bhavu: Mujhse toh bola bhi nahi jaata.
Sonali: Toh mei bol deti hu. Virat kya ye sach hai ki Sai aur tum ab tak sahi right khara maayne mei ek nahi huye
Sairat was shocked as their bedroom secret had spilled out. Sai looks angrily at Patralekha.
Bhavani: Kyu Virat kyu? Meri bhi khwahish hai ki mei mere ankhon ke taare ka taara yaani bachcha dekhu. Ye Sai jabse doctory karna chalu kiya hai apne pati ko waqt nahi de pat
Patralekha: Isme Sai ki koi galti nahi hai Badi mami. Galti Virat ki hai.
Craaaashhhh. The bowl that Karishma was carrying slipped from her hand after listening to Patralekha supporting Sai.
Sonali to Karishma: Aaj ye ulti Ganga kaise behne lagi.
Karishma: Aaj matlab koi drama nahi hoga kya?
Ashwini: Godu Godu mujhe ye sab nahi sunna ye batao. Ye sab hum ekant mei baat karenge. Mujhe ye sab yaha kehna ajeeb lag raha hai.
Ninad: Mei Ashwini se sehmat hu. Ye sab yaha baat karna shobha nahi deta. Mei jaa raha hu
Bhavu: Thaaaamb Mei iss ghar ki mukhiya hu aur ye mera aadesh hai ki yaha se koi nahi wapas jayega. Patralekha tum hamesha Sai ke khilaf hoti ho aur aaj tum iski side le rahi ho.
Patralekha: Haa badi mami galti Sai ki nahi. Galti Virat ki hai. Shayad uska purza (tool) kaam nahi kar raha.
Craaaashhhh. Mansi's cup of tea falls down. Scandalised, she reprimands her daughter-in-law and orders her to shut up.
Bhavani: Khandobaaaa
Patralekha: Badi mami aapko yaad hai hum mahant se milne gaye they, tab unhone mujhe ek jadibooti thi aur kaha tha isko istemaal karne se putra hoga. Meine Samrat ke liye laayi thi.
Patralekha lied openly taking full advantage of Samrat's absence.
Bhavani: Toh ye jadibooti Samrat ke doodh mei milake pila. Mujhe kyu bata rahi hai.
Patralekha: Nahi Badi Mami. Ye Jadibooti doodh mei milane ke liye nahi. ye toh...
Patralekha stops mid-way.
Bhavani: Ye toh kya, Patralekha?
Patralekha whispering to Bhavani in her ear: Ye toh purza testing jadibooti hai. Dekho mei toh salunkhe parivar ko Chirag dungi. Par aapka kya? Aapke ghar mei andhera hoga. Mujhe aap ye Virat pe test karne dijiye.
Disgusted but the thought of no Chirag clouded her senses.
Sonali to karishma: Ye kya phus phusa rahe hai.
Karishma: Nahi pata aai. Par sunna toh mujhe bhi hai
Bhavani (in an commanding tone): Virat tumhe mera aadesh manna hoga. Patralekha ye jadibooti tumpe lagakar azmayegi aur dekhegi ki tum baap banne ke kaabil ho ya nahi.
Virat: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
Sai: Ye aap kya bol rahi hai kaku. Ye harkat sharamsaar hai. Mei apne pati ke saath aisa nahi hone dungi.
Virat protested: kaku ye toh ekdum. Mei tayar nahi hu.
Bhavu thundered: Tumhe manna padega ye mera aadesh hai.
Sai (eyes moist): Kar lijiye Virat sir. Ye hamare sach ko warna jhooth maanenge...
Virat: Sai tum bhi. Nahi sai Nahi.
Sai pushes Virat towards Patralekha's room while he protests. Patralekha gives evilish smile.
A feeling of a hungry goat being devoured by a lion engulfs Virat as he protests vehemently. Elsewhere in the ZA, everyone is too stunned to react.
As they reach Patralekha's room, Sai announces that to protect Virat's izzat, the light will be shut off. Patralekha is disappointed but agrees.
The room is shut. The lights are off.
Patralekha takes coconut oil and applies on the "tool" as she is engrossed in various thoughts.
"Oooh aaah"
"oooh aah"
Patralekha is vigorously playing with her hands. Her hands are doing a job sending her in a tizzy.
There is a loud resounding moan. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Silence. Only heavy breaths could be heard
Everyone reaches outside Patralekha's room
The room's door is opened and lights are switched on.
Virat has tears in his eyes. Sai has tears in her eyes... of laughter.
Craaaashhhh. The jar of oil falls down from Patralekha's hands as she sees the man standing in front of her. There stood the man with who she had a nice job done with hands.
OMI
Khandobaaaaaaaaaaaa yells Bhavani
Sonali faints
Omi: sai, achcha kiya tumne mujhe bataya ki yaha pe movie chal rahi hai, "Andheri raat mei diya tere haath mei" Par tumne ye nahi kaha ki movie 4D hai. Feeling aayi mujhe ekdum.
Omi sees Patralekha and smiles, "Tumnhare haath mei jadoo hai, Patralekha. Sonali tu pan shikun ghe."
Sonali... Sonali?
Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
. Dado sutto OS nutty and welcome back with a bangš¤š¤. Mine mood was a little bit off but you along with pakhi made me laugh like this kiddoš¤£. Hilarious it isššššš
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