Hello guys, here I am. I don't know if anyone remember me or not. I used to be active here few months back and also a ongoing SS. A funny OS on today's precap (07-05-2022). Please don't find any logics here and just go with the flow and enjoy. Excuse me for any grammatical mistakes. This is just to make everyone laugh and nothing else.
I don't know how it turned out to be and whether it is even funny or not. Comment and please let me know about your views.
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Sai- Aap kaku se kyo kaha ki mai bahu banungi doctor nahi? Mai apna career kaise chod sakthi hu Virat Sir? (Why did you tell Kaku that I want to become daughter-in-law and not Doctor? How can I leave my medical career, Virat Sir?)
Virat- Tumhe apne career chodne ki zarurat hi nahi hai Sai, kyonki kaku se jhut kaha tha. (You don’t have to leave your career because I have lied to Kaku)
Sai- Jhut jhut hotha hai Virat Sir. Jab thak aap kaku ko sab kuch sach nahi batha dethe ham is rishthe ko aage nahi badayenge. (It’s a lie, Virat Sir. Till you tell the complete truth to Kaku, we will not take next step in our marriage)
Sai told and went to change into her night clothes. Ground slipped from his feet when she put this condition.
Virat – (thinking) Itne saalo ke baad Sai mujhe apne paas aane de rahi thi aur chune bhi de rahi thi. Par abhi dekho. mera saare armanon pe paani pher gaya. Kaku ko yeh shart rakhne ki kya zarurat thi? Itne saalon mai kaku ne kuch nahi seekha. Sai ke samne unka kabhi bhi nahichala. Woh kabhi bhi Sai se apni baath nahi manaa paayi. Phir bhi chali aayi shart rakhne, Ghar ki mukhiya. (After these many years, Sai has allowed me to come near her and be close to her. But see now, all my dreams are shattered. What was need for Kaku to put such condition? Kaku has not learnt anything from past few years’ experience. She can never control Sai or make Sai do things as per her wish. Still, after all this, she put the condition, the matriarch)
He was so desperate to do romance with her. But he is so frustrated that he could not go near Sai again. Sai came out after changing and went to her side of bed and started making sinhagad kila, the thing which he hates from the bottom of his heart. He thought “My life’s biggest enemy”. He glared at the pillow wall as if he will burn into ashes. Seeing that he is lost somewhere
Sai- Virat Sir…Virat sir…
Virat – Haa…
Sai- Mai bahut thak gayi hu. Sone jaa rahi hu. Aap bhi jaake change karke so jaayiye. (I am hell tired. I am going to sleep. You also go and change and then sleep.)
She went and lied down and closed her eyes. Sulking, he also went to change his clothes and lied down on his side.
Virat – (thinking) Kya din aagaye yaar tumhara Viru. Pichle kuch dinon se yeh tumhare piche piche bhag rahi thi aur tumhare upar kud rahi thi. Hug karhi thi. Par abhi dekho, kya hogaya. Yeh sab kaku ki wajhe se hi hua. Itna sab kuch karke bolthi hai ki, (mimicking Kaku) chirag chahiye. Kaha se ayega chirag!! Aakash se girega? Huh…Itne saalonse control karthe aaraha hu. Abh aur nahi hoga. (See your current Situation, Viru. From past few days, she was behind you and jumping on you every know and then. But now see what happened. All this has happened because of Kaku. After doing all this she wants the heir. From where he/she will come? Fall from the sky? Huh… I am controlling myself from past few years. I can’t do anymore.)
Virat – (thinking) I am controlling from past few years. I can’t control anymore. That too when everything is fine between us and she is at arms distance. But Sai is so stubborn. She will not allow me to come near. What should I do now? I should make some plan as soon as possible to make Kaku understand and allow Sai to continue her medical career. But that will take time to make a solid plan and when I raise this topic, drama will start and Sai will be either angry or upset. What to do? What to do? I think I should try to seduce her. Yes. That will be best. (With determination) But before that I should get rid of this China wall today only.
He waited for her fall into deep sleep as she sleeps like a child when she is tired. After sometime, he removed all the pillows and went near her. Spooned her from behind by placing his hand on her stomach and drifted into peaceful sleep to deal with the repercussions tomorrow by telling some story. Also, he needs good rest and peaceful mind to make some plans.
Sai wakes up in the morning and sees him so close to her. His hand on her waist, his breaths on her neck generated goosebumps on her body. She is mesmerized seeing his handsome and cute face and him that close to her. But suddenly remembered what all that happened yesterday and her condition. She got bit angry seeing him that close even after she put her condition. She shook him to wake him up.
Sai- Virat Sir…Virat sir… get up… get up….
Virat – Why are you shouting in my ears this early in the morning. Let me sleep for some more time.
Saying this he brought her closer and slept. She got irritated and pinched him to wake him up. By rubbing the area where she pinched,
Virat – Sai, what is this? Is this way to wake up a person from his sleep.
Sai- Aap mere itne paas kya kar rahe the? (What are you doing near me?)
Virat – Dikh nahi raha hai? So raha hu (Can’t you see? I am sleeping)
Sai- Mere itne paas kyo rahe hai aur yeh pillow wall kidar gaya hai? (Why are you so close to me and where did the pillow wall go?)
Virat – udne..
Sai- Kya…
Virat – Nahi tho…. From past few days, I got habituated to sleep on single bed with lot of space. But now, as you have made this pillow wall, I was not able to get sufficient place to sleep and felt uncomfortable. So, I have only removed those pillows.
Sai- That is fine. But why are you sleeping close to me?
Virat – I have a habit of sleep of rolling on the bed. Earlier there used to be pillow wall, so there was no scope to roll. I might have rolled in sleep and come near you.
Sai- Why was your hand on me?
Virat – You are police here or me. Why are you interrogating me as if I did crime? You are my wife and I might have put a hand on you in my sleep by mistake. Why are you creating issue here?
Sai- I am creating issue? We have already decided right, that we will proceed only after you speak to Kaku.
Virat – So what? What did I do now? I have not started anything. I have just cuddled you that too in my sleep.
Sai- Ok then, till then we will separate our beds like before.
He thought “Mere hi plan, mere hi upar ulta pad raha hai. Jaldi kuch kar Viru, kuch kar”.
Virat – (Smirking) Why? You will not be able to control till then if I sleep on the same bed with you or come near you?
Sai- What? Kuch bhi. Nothing like that. You are just imagining things.
Virat – If it is like that then what is the problem if we sleep both sleep on same bed without pillow wall?
Sai- Ok. Do whateveryou want to.
She said and went to freshen up and take bath. After she closed the door, he jumped in joy as his phase-1 plan got successful. Finally, that manhoos Sinhagad kila is gone. Now he has to start his phase-2 plan “Mission Seduce Sai”. But he doesn’t know to what level he can affect Sai. He thought “Let’s think of some plan or ask sunny. No no.. whatever the plan he suggested before, that was flop. I will only think of something”
Day-1
Post marriage rituals like pehli rasoi etc., happened along with some drama…
Virat – Sai let’s talk na. It’s been many days that we had our night talks.
Sai- No Virat Sir. I am hell tired today and even having headache. I want to just sleep that’s it.
Virat – Chalo come. I will massage you head for some time; you will get relaxed.
She came and sat in front of him. He massaged her head for sometime and thought of plan to seduce her when he sensed that she was having some pain on her neck as she was pressing her neck frequently during dinner. ‘
He slowly took his hands down and started massaging her neck, removing the knots and pressing the pleasure points. She felt something unknown feeling and closed her eyes in pleasure. He felt happy seeing her face in mirror and proceeded to kiss her neck. Before his lips could reach her skin, a big sound of vessel falling on ground is heard, which broke her trance. She realized what she was doing and felt embarrassed. She slept on her side by wishing him good night. Virat cursed the person who dropped the vessel.
Day-2
Ashwini suggested that they should take their kuldevta’s blessings to avoid any further hurdles in their marital life. So whole family went for darshan as all couples could take blessings and stayed there for the night.
Day-3,4,5
Harini came back home for summer holidays as her annual exams are done. She wanted her favorite Sai mami to stay with her for few days. Virat suggested that she can come to Chavan Niwas as everyone will feel happy seeing her. But she said that first she wanted to spend time her mom, dad, her Sai mami and then meet others. Even Kaku allowed Sai to be with Harini as she loves her first grand daughter a lot even though she doesn’t express and wants to fulfil all her wishes.
He thought “Earlier Kaku used to have problem even if Sai stays out for one night. Now see, how she agreed instantly without any drama”.
Now, he more frustrated because he is not even getting chance to spend some quality time with his wife, let alone seduce her. Virat became cranky in her absence and started to get irritated for small things. But no one told anything as they know his anger and he just became normal with them, couple of days back.
Day-6
Finally, Sai is back to Chavan Niwas along with Devi and Harini. He wants to find a way to seduce her.
It’s nighttime. Thinking about plan, he went to freshen up and change his dress. His shirt fell down and got wet. The clothes he removed were stinking, he can’t wear them. So, he came out bare chest to take fresh shirt and wear. At the same time Sai came to room to take something. She stared at him seeing him half naked. He took out his shirt and went to mirror to set his hair. While doing that, he saw from the small mirror on table that she is staring at him and blushing seeing him like that. He understood that she is affected by him. Now he has to use this to his advantage. He did not react and silently wore his shirt to make a solid plan later. He doesn’t want to alert her and make her conscious from now on.
That night all couples played games as Mohit and Karishma wanted to enjoy some family timeout of nowhere and even Pulkit stayed back for today’s night. The worst part is Kaku agreed to it. He also likes to enjoy with his family but now his first priority is some other thing.
He thought “What happened to Kaku now-a-days, why is she becoming villan to his romance. Does she want chirag or not. If she wants, she to stop spoiling his plans. I think I have to go and ask her. What all you are thinking Viru! She can put permanent full stop to your plans if she knows about Sai’s condition”.
Day-7
Today he made a solid plan after seeing the affect he had on her. In the night, after dinner, when she came back to room, he purposefully put some insect in his shirt and then shouted by scratching his back and finally removed his shirt. Sai panicked and came near him to check if he is fine or not. Finally, they killed that insect. Then they realized that how close they are and how she kept her hands on bare chest. They looked into each other eyes with unknown passion. They moved close to each other unknowingly and are about to kiss…..
Samrat who is a bit far from their room and walking towards their room looking at his phone, heard some sounds and came to their room to see if there is any problem. He came inside by calling Virat’s name from outside.
Hearing Samrat’s voice, they parted away from each other quickly. Virat quickly searched for hisshirt and about to wear it. At this point Samrat entered and saw the situation and gave a look. Immediately Sai gave an explanation so that he doesn’t misunderstand. While Samrat could see that his brother is glaring at him and could not understand the reason behind. Virat sulked for the lost golden opportunity. One more failed kiss in his account.
Day-8
He got a brilliant idea while bathing. He removed the latch and acted as if he slipped on the floor with just a towel wrapped around his body. She came inside panicking hearing his cry. She helped him get up by holding him. With that she came very close to his naked body with her hands around his body. Lost in each other and about to kiss but has to break because of the call from Ninad. He missed his son and wanted to speak to him as he has not spoke from long time. Virat lifted the call very irritating and spoke for few minutes and hanged up. Ninad who could not understand anything asked about it to Ashwini while she informed him about Virat’s tantrums. Failed kiss +1
His crankiness increased by the end of the week and no one was able to tolerate his tantrums. Even Sai could not understand reason behind his irritation. She tried asking but he brushed off and did not tell anything.
Day-9
He thought of trying with the fake lizard to scare her and make her come into his arms. This time he made sure that he was in bathroom with his shirt off so that he could tell he came out in the middle of changing clothes. He was successful in scaring her. But this time same scenario with Samrat repeated with Shivani and Rajiv who were passing through their room. Failed kiss +1
Now his frustration reached his peaks and adding to that Sai found that it is a fake lizard and confronted him about it. He narrowly escaped by saying that Mohith as brought it to scare Harini.
Now he hating his whole family for spoiling his master plans daily. It is like one among them took the duty to spoil his plans every day.
Day-10
Sai is sitting on the bed and looking at her mobile. One of his classmates posted the pic of kissing her boyfriend. Virat saw her blushing while looking at the mobile and asked the reason. She about to divert the topic but he quickly snatched the mobile from her hand saw the pic. Then he said that when her friend can kiss her boyfriend why can’t they kiss being wife and husband. And romantically came near her to kiss. Just at that moment Ashwini called Sai to come down. Immediately Sai escaped from there to avoid him. Failed kiss +1
Now he is determined to at least kiss her this night. But to his bad luck, Devi and Harini wants to sleep with Sai that night. All his plans went down the drain.
Day-11
Today his frustration and irritation are in peaks as he could not at least kiss his wife even after 10 days of his re-marriage. No one could handle his crankiness. He is just snapping at every person who tried to talk to him. He even unintentionally said to someone that he wants to leave Chavan Niwas and go, as everyone is irritating him. Listening to this, everyone got tensed that Virat will leave them and go. So, they decided to know the source of his irritation. Coincidentally, Karishma heard Virat while he was sharing his frustration with sunny. She informed everyone except Sai that Virat is frustrated because he could not go near Sai because of the condition that Virat should tell truth to Kaku and convince her about Sai continuing her medical career. Pakhi felt happy after knowing that SaiRat did not consummate their marriage and at least her plan became partially successful.
Finally, everyone convinced Kaku to let Sai continue her medical career for the sake ofVirat and also because his tantrums became unbearable. Pakhi tried to stop Kaku from taking decision, but all other did not let her do so, let alone speak. She is devasted knowing that now her tru lob will became Sai’s forever after this decision. They decided to tell this to Virat next day morning as he has not come hometill everyone slept.
Whereas Virat thought of various ways to successfully execute his plan this time. He incorporated all the mistakes he has done last time. For his relief, Devi and Harini went back to their home.
1) Switch-off both of their mobiles.
2) Start your plan only after everyone sleeps.
3) Close your room door.
Now he has decided to invite his true friend “Chipu” who always helps him and was always successful in doing his job perfectly. He has no other option other than this. Now, after so many failed attempts, he is ready to go to any extent to make his plan successful.
He brought his friend “Chipu” in a box and hid it somewhere in his room. Immediately Sai also entered as she has done for the day. She went to change her clothes. Meanwhile he closed the door and switched-off both of their mobiles. Before coming to his room, he checked if everyone is slept or not. When he sensed that Sai is about to come out, he let his friend out of the box. When she came out, he immediately went in and got freshen-up and waited for Sai’s scream with bare chest. Finally, when he heard that, he came out quickly and acted as if he is tensed. When she saw him, she immediately went and hugged him as if her life depended on it. By holding her from one hand, he bid adieu to his friend “Chipu” from the window and thanked him for his help.
They looked at each other with the raw passion in their eyes. Even though Sai put a condition, because of his close proximity, his flirting from past 10 days, desire arouse in her to become one with him. Both of them could not wait any further. Finally, after so many unsuccessful attempts, after a struggle of 10 days, Virat Chavan could kiss his wife. And the part of the credit goes to his friend “Chipu”. He thanked his friend for his help. Finally, they become one and made love to their heart content.
Next Day Morning
Unknown to the things happened last night, Bhavani Kaku told her decision to allow Sai to continue her medical career. She also reprimanded about his behavior past 10days and warned him not to irritate and snap at anyone in house any more. Pakhi thought that she should make some plan to stop them from consummating their marriage, but what she doesn’t know is that they have already become one.
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