KHK Competition RESULTS LINK on pg 1 IMP NOTE pg 57 - Page 12

Originally posted by: CrazyEyes

SENIOR-E

Originally posted by: umamaaneet

Pyaar tumne kya kiya?

Originally posted by: CrazyEyes

My beloved

⭐️Amazing 👏 OS 😳 But Sad One 😭Loved ❤️ it so much👏

Originally posted by: umamaaneet

FILLER JOKES

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Originally posted by: CrazyEyes

Kehna Hi Kya ... Falling for a Stranger

Originally posted by: umamaaneet

Reviving Moments

Originally posted by: CrazyEyes

joke by CutieTeju (Maaneet's funny convo) enjoy dears

Geet: Hayee, Kitane Hot lag rahe hain Mere boss...😳 Babajiii... inhe koi haq nahi hain itane hot dikhane ka.. Meri ankhein toh hat nahi rahi inse...

Maan : Kaun Hai..? koi ladki hi hain shayad... lagta hain aaj MSK ki izaat khatre mein hain.. Geet ke babaji Geet hain toh thik hain.. ye tai chi.. exercise.. sweaty body (with dove) sab Geet ko impress karne ke liye hi toh kar raha hoon.. (Gutter mind Maan) 😆😉

(Geet turns around when she got Maan might have heard her Payal)

Geet : Babaji, yeh jhumaka bhi na .. Kamine ko abhi phasna tha.. Mast itna bina ticket ka show enjoy kar rahi thi mein.. 😛

Maan : Lagta hain Geet hi hain.. Yeh Geet bhi na.. chup ke se sab enjoy karti hain.. Aise nahi chodunga aaj..apni fees toh leke rahunga mein aaj.. huun..MSK free mein nahi ata.. 😈

Geet : O teri, iss jhumke ki toh.. 😡 isne phasa diya hain aaj mujhe.. dusht danav ne dekh liya toh chodega nahi mujhe.. aajkal kuch zyada hi ghur raha hain DD mujhe.. 😉 Kahi kha na jaye mujhe.. (Shhh.. Geet Fans gutter minds will start acting with this dialogue...😆 aise dialogues mat bolo)..

(And she ran away.. after releasing her jhumaka and leaving it in curtain...)

Geet : Husshh.. Jhumaka gaya is baat ka gum nahi.. but ab toh close up shot mil raha hain mujhe MSK Ka.. 😛😳..

Maan: Uff Yeh Geet bhi na.. Kitna patience test karegi mera... Pata nahi kaha kaha chup ke se bhag rahi hain... and akeli enjoy kar rahi hain.. mera kya...? (Tumhe kya soch rahe ho Maan..? 😆 )

Geet: Maan sir jaldi se shirt pahniye.. mein faint ho jaungi..🤪 & aapki woh khotti kamini fangirls.. aappe drool kar rahi hogi.. (MAan toh karta hain mirchi daal loon unki ankhon mein mere jhole mein se..😈 )

Maan: Kab tak bhagogi Geet.. Aaana tumhe mere samne hi padega... Dhoond hi loonga mein tumhe.. 😳

Geet: Maan Singh khurana ko chup ke se dekhna bhi sheraniwala kaam hota hain.. and mein hoon hi hoshiyaarpur ki sherani.. 😆

Maan: Ab toh Shirt Pehan hi leta hoon.. Zyada show nahi milega ab MSK ka.. 😈

(Finally Maan caught Geet.. )

Maan: Kab tak bhagogi Geet..? haaan.. MSK koi free of charge dekhne ki cheez nahi hain..

Ab vasooli karne do Mujhe.. 😈

Geet: (in mind) Babaji yeh kya keh rahe hain.. Vasooli..?? Kisss type ki vasooli ki baat kar rahe hain.. yeh.. ? 😳😆

Maan: Yeh jhumaka pehnaunga tumhe.. tumhara hi hain.. ab kya karu.. is waqt new ka budget nahi hain production house ke pass..😆

(N then Maan made her wear her jhumkas.. all fans hyperventilating along with Geet.. 😳😆 )

Maan : Geet kya hua tumhe..? bolti kyon band ho gayi tumhari..?

Geet : Haan Maan sir.. kuch kuch hota hain Aap nahi samjhoge.. (yeh toh sirf mein aur aapki fangirls hi samjh sakti hain)

(Geet saw that he wore his shirt already..)

Geet: Inhone shirt kyon pehni.. ?? huuun.. 🥱

(She turns around angrily to go.. But Maan stops her..)

Geet: Dekha babaji.. ek toh shirt pehni upar se zabrdasti se rok bhi rahe hain.. 🤣 😉

Maan: Kya hua..? kyon bhag rahi ho...? 😈 itani der se toh gol gol ghumke sari taraf se mujhe dekh rahi thi.. 😳😉

Geet: who mein gusssa hoon apne itani jaldi shirt pehani.. kya zaroorat thi apko inni jaldi shirt pehane ki.. mein mast show enjoy kar rahi thi..

Maan: Jitane Production house ne paise diye .. n jhumaka dalne ka chance diya .. 😳😉 Uske hisab se itne hi time ka show hoga.. 😈 and "Itane paise mein itanahich Milenga.." 😈

(All gutter minds dead.. 😲😆 )

Originally posted by: umamaaneet

Twisted beginning

Love me for who I'm

I will love you for who you are

Together we will create a world

Perfect for us.