|| CRAZY MAANEETHOLICS - 32 - They Will Always Be Remembered || - Page 9

since u watched a majority of ... rob interviews ...
did he ever say this ??


Yeah, when I was I think, 17, I was
doing an exam in school. I think it was
geography, and I hadn't studied at all
for it. And I didn't know the answer to
the first question and I just sort of shut
my eyes. I was considering whether I
should just leave the room or not and I
shut my eyes and there's this like fully
realized, three dimensional like
hologram of Buddha in my head and I
sort of looked at it and it was so real
you could almost touch it. And it threw
these little spinning jack things into
my eyes and I opened my eyes and I
knew every single answer to this exam
paper. Every time I shut my eyes
afterwards though, this Buddha was
still there for like three months. And I
could ask it questions about things and
it would always give me the answer.
The same deal with the jacks, the
tacks, whatever they're called. After
about three months I told someone
about it and then I realized I could ask
it to do things, and affect fate, and it
would actually change what happened
in the world and it started to really
freak me out. And then I asked it to do
a number of things which have
significantly altered my life in a lot of
ways. And then I met this girl, who I
got really obsessed with and the
Buddha left and she stayed in my head
and for about five years I resented her
every single day for it and then I asked
her about it last year and she didn't
know what I was talking about. I'm
Robert Pattinson, and that is my best
story, ever."