thank u all.. this is my last day to irritate u..😉 so here i m back with my PJs.. 😃
Modi: arree Rahul, result aayaa hai..Rahul: kyaa hai?😲Modi: tujhe 21 states me KT lagi hai..😆😆😆*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*old slogan : doodh mangoge to khir denge, or Kashmir mangoge to chirr dege..New slogan: Na doodh denge naa khirr denge, agar Kashmir manga to sala Laahor bhi chin lenge..kyuuki iss baar no SILENT sakaarr..abb ki baar MODI SAKAAR...🥳*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-tomorrow's headline in all news papers will be " MODI ki aandhi me udd gaye sabb Gandhi" 🤡*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-Rahul Gandhi gayee Nirmal Baba k dwaar.. 😳Rahul:BABA hamara to soopda hi saaf ho gayaa, abb kuch esa upaay karo ki me desh ka PM bann jauu... 😔BABA: kabhi rail gaadi me chaay bechi hai?Rahul : nahii baba..😕BABA: shuru kaarr doo.. krupaa vahi ataki hui hai.. 😃*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-breaking news.. Manmohan sigh ki patni Soniyaa Gandhi ke gharr pahochi.. REMOT waapis lene k liyee... hehe.. 🤣*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-And the final one..Darwaaza khola to saap niklaawaahh waahhh..Darwaza khola to saap niklaaye Narendra Modi to Rajnikant ka bhi baap niklaa.. 😉

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