Part-2
You OK?' I said going up to my just friend. She remained in her seat as her
tears re-emerged. The last lecture had ended and the classroom was empty.
I hadn't spoken much to Geet after our lunch last week. Pretty girls behave
best when you ignore them. (Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them,
for otherwise they may not even know you exist.)
But today I had to talk to her. She had cried in the class. We had auditoriumstyle
classrooms with semi-circular rows, so everyone could see everyone.
Students sat in alphabetical order. Geet, sat in the 7 row on the left side. She sat between Ankur and Aditya, both IITians who had already proposed to her without
considering the embarrassment of being rejected and then sitting next to the
rejection for the whole year.
I sat in the third row, between Kanyashree, who took notes like a diligent court
transcripter, and five Mohits, who had come from different parts of India. But
neither Ankur, nor Kanyashree, nor the five Mohits had noticed Geet's tears.
Only I had caught her wiping her eye with a yellow dupatta that had little bells at
its ends that tinkled whenever she moved.
In the past week, I had limited my communication with Geet to cursory
greetings every morning and a casual wave at the end of the day. During classes
we had to pay attention to the teachers we had marks for class participation saying something that sounds intelligent. Most IITians never spoke while people
from non-science backgrounds spoke non-stop.
Twenty-three minutes into the microeconomics class, the professor drew an L shaped utility curve on the blackboard. He admired his curve for ten seconds and
then turned to the class.
How many economics graduates here?' asked Prof Chatterjee, a two-decade
IIMA veteran.
Fifteen students out of the seventy students in section A raised their hands,
Geet included.
Chatterjee turned to her. You recognise the curve, Ms Swaminathan?' He read
her name from the nameplate in front.
The basic marginal utility curve, sir,' Geet said.
So, Ms Swaminathan, how would you represent that curve mathematically?'
Geet stood up, her eyes explaining clearly that she had no clue. The
remaining fourteen economics graduates lowered their hands.
Yes, Ms Swaminathan?' Chatterjee said.
Geet clutched the trinkets on her dupatta so they didn't make a noise as
she spoke. Sir, that curve shows different bundles of goods between which a
consumer is indifferent. That is, at each point on the curve, the consumer has equal preference for one bundle over another.'
That's not my question. What is the mathematical formula?'
I don't know that. In any case, this is only a concept.'
But do you know it?'
No. but I can't think of any real life situation where a mathematical formula like
this would work,' Geet said.
Prof raised his hand to interrupt her. Shsh...' He gave a sinister smile.
Notice, class, notice. This is the state of economics education in our country.
Top graduates don't know the basics. And then they ask - why is India
economically backward?'
Prof emphatically dropped the chalk on his table to conclude his point. He hadsolved what had dumbfounded policymakers for decades. Geet Swaminathan
was the reason for India's backwardness.
Geet hung her head in shame. A few IITians brightened up. Microeconomics
was an elective course in IIT and those who had done it knew the formula. They
were itching to show off.
Anyone knows?' Prof asked and Ankur raised his hand.
Yes, tell us. Ms Swaminathan, you should talk to your neighbours more. And
next time, don't raise your hand if I ask for microeconomics graduates.' Prof said.
He went to the board to write lots of Greek symbols and calculus equations.
The course started with cute little things like how many people choose between
tea and biscuits. It had moved on to scary equations that would dominate exams.
The class took mad notes. Kanyashree wrote so hard I could feel the seismic
vibrations from her pen's nib.
I stole a glance at Geet. As a smug Ankur saw his words inscribed on the
board, Geet's left hand's fingers scrunched up her yellow dupatta. She moved
her left hand to her face even as she continued to write with her right. In subtle
movements, she dabbed at her tears. Maybe Ms Best Girl had a heart, I thought.
And maybe I should cut out my studied ignorance strategy and talk to her after
class.
You OK?' I said again.
She nodded while continuing to wipe her tears. She fixed her gaze down.
I miss Topaz,' I said to change the topic.
I've never been so humiliated,' she said.
Nobody cares. All professors are assholes. That's the universal truth,' I offered. At least where I come from.'
You want to see my economics degree? I'll show you my grades.'
No,' I said.
I came third in the entire Delhi University. These wannabe engineer profs have
turned economics from perfectly fine liberal arts subject to this Greek symbol
junkyard,' she said as she pointed to the formulae on the board.
I kept silent.
You are from IIT. You probably love these equations,' she said and looked up
at me. Despite her tears, she still looked pretty.
I looked at the blackboard. Yes, I did have a fondness for algebra. It's nothing
to be ashamed of. Yet, this wasn't the time. No, I am not a big fan. Greek symbols
do take the fun out of any subject.'
Exactly, but these profs don't think so. They will have these equations in the
test next week. I am going to flunk. And he is going to turn me into this specimen
of the educated but clueless Indian student. I bet I am the staff-room discussion
right now.'
They are all frustrated,' I said. we are half their age but will earn twice as them
in two years. Wouldn't you hate an eleven-year-old if he earned double?'
She smiled.
You need to hang that dupatta out to dry,' I said. She smiled some more.
We walked out of the class. We decided to skip lunch and have tea and
omelette at the roadside Rambhai outside campus.
He is going to screw me in microeconomics. He's probably circled my name and
put a D in front of it already,' she said, nestling the hot glass of tea in her dupatta
folds for insulation.
Don't freak out. Listen, you can study with me. I don't like these equations,
but I am good at them. That's all we did at IIT for four years.'
She looked at me for a few seconds.
Hey, I have no interest in being number eleven. This is purely for study
reasons.'
She laughed. Actually, the score is thirteen now.'
IITians?'
No, this time form NIT. They are catching up.'
I know, we are losing our edge. Whatever, I don't want to be number fourteen.
I thought I could teach you...
She interrupted me, I can't learn economics from you. I am a university topper
in economics. You are an engineer.'
Then good luck,' I said and stood up to pay.
I didn't say that. I said you can't teach me. But we can study together.'
I looked at her. She looked nice, and I couldn't blame the thirteen guys for
trying.
My room at eight? Ever been to the girl's dorm?'
There is a first time for everything,' I said.
Cool, carry lots of books to make it clear what you are there for,' Geet
advised.
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