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So ... I was re-watching old episodes on Youtube and I promise you - I have officially claimed that I have no self respect whatsoever. Did it ever occur to you JUST how freaking good looking this Maan is? Like, I paused on his face for the millionth time and thought to myself - WHY!? WHY are you SO inhumanely BEAUTIFUL! Seeing his perfection is like physical pain! I actually get this funny butterfly feeling in my stomach when he comes before the screen. Then I have to turn around and face the ugliness of 99.99999% of the men in this world. Superficially speaking, it's like a punch in the face when I open my eyes after hallucinating his face only to encounter SO many Yash Pal Yadav's lingering around this universe!
Okay okay *breathes* and *wipes drool*. I re-watched SO many scenes and it occurred to me that I was hyperventilating and breathing quite ... roughly after seeing him. I sounded like a woman giving birth! LMAO (ugly sight - don't imagine me like that). I then fanned myself and doubled over gasping for air. Do you know WHY the mentioned symptoms conclude that I have no self respect? Well, because even after ONE YEAR I still react the very same way! The Maaneet fever is still burning! I hungrily eyed his hands and restrained myself from blowing kisses to the freaking screen!
Okay okay *breathes* and *wipes drool*. I re-watched SO many scenes and it occurred to me that I was hyperventilating and breathing quite ... roughly after seeing him. I sounded like a woman giving birth! LMAO (ugly sight - don't imagine me like that). I then fanned myself and doubled over gasping for air. Do you know WHY the mentioned symptoms conclude that I have no self respect? Well, because even after ONE YEAR I still react the very same way! The Maaneet fever is still burning! I hungrily eyed his hands and restrained myself from blowing kisses to the freaking screen!
I. NEED. TO. BE. CURED!
It's 4:04am and I still screamed into my pillow when he ran with his shirt unbuttoned. My lustful eyes devoured the sight of his tanned torso and toned abdomen. I am shameful. I need to sleep before I start popping out poetry about his fingers and eyelashes. I need to be controlled. I need to get over him. It's dangerous to my mental health! I recall we had a hospital in this forum. But did anyone ever make a psychiatric ward? I NEED TO BE CHAINED TO THAT WARD before I become the next Samira Khan from Tere Naam!
OH and guess what? I watched the promo to his new show. Wanna see? I bet you already saw it aye? WELL see it again!
It's 4:04am and I still screamed into my pillow when he ran with his shirt unbuttoned. My lustful eyes devoured the sight of his tanned torso and toned abdomen. I am shameful. I need to sleep before I start popping out poetry about his fingers and eyelashes. I need to be controlled. I need to get over him. It's dangerous to my mental health! I recall we had a hospital in this forum. But did anyone ever make a psychiatric ward? I NEED TO BE CHAINED TO THAT WARD before I become the next Samira Khan from Tere Naam!
OH and guess what? I watched the promo to his new show. Wanna see? I bet you already saw it aye? WELL see it again!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBc6OQpCxVQ&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
Mind you I am ONLY watching this show for GC. I'm turning a blind eye towards the heroine and hungrily/simply/obsessively stalking him with my eyes. Doesn't he look gorgeous? However as I drooled, smiled, dried my drooled carpet with a hair dryer - it occurred to me that he has NO FREAKING STUBBLE! *wails* Nahin!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls onto knees and roars with tears slipping down her betrayed cheeks*. I thought I banned/stole and hid EVERY razor in this universe!? Which traitor in this forum gave one to him!?
If you are man enough or woman enough - step forward and reveal yourself to me!
I demand to know WHO. GAVE. HIM. THE. HIDDEN. RAZOR!?
Yes he looks good in the PROMO regardless. BUT I just cannot get the old image out of my head. He just has to tattoo facial hair on his face because I can't see him without a hairy face! I have basically banned any friends or family from typing in 'Gurmeet Chaudhary' on google images in fear that his 'long hair and no stubble' image will be revealed. I strictly told them 'If you want to see him - type in Maan Singh Khurana! He has no more names. No more identity. Don't you dare defy my orders'.
Oh no oh no! *Beats chest like King Kong*
If you are man enough or woman enough - step forward and reveal yourself to me!
I demand to know WHO. GAVE. HIM. THE. HIDDEN. RAZOR!?
Yes he looks good in the PROMO regardless. BUT I just cannot get the old image out of my head. He just has to tattoo facial hair on his face because I can't see him without a hairy face! I have basically banned any friends or family from typing in 'Gurmeet Chaudhary' on google images in fear that his 'long hair and no stubble' image will be revealed. I strictly told them 'If you want to see him - type in Maan Singh Khurana! He has no more names. No more identity. Don't you dare defy my orders'.
Oh no oh no! *Beats chest like King Kong*
I'm going to stop stressing now.
*Personality disorder applied*
I love him
= )
I make no sense anymore.
I better see your faces in the other forum.
We must show the 'new' people that we loved him first.
Possessive style.
LMAO.
Scare em off.
Eg. New Fan: Oh wow Gurmeet is so talented. This is my first time watching a show of his.
Old fans - "US": Um excuse me but your delayed in loving him and his ours and you cannot love him because we saw him first - so back off.
New Fan: But but but ...
Old Fans: I said ... back off.
Especially from his fingers and lashes. They are copyrighted and owned.
BY ME 😈
🤣
*Personality disorder applied*
I love him
= )
I make no sense anymore.
I better see your faces in the other forum.
We must show the 'new' people that we loved him first.
Possessive style.
LMAO.
Scare em off.
Eg. New Fan: Oh wow Gurmeet is so talented. This is my first time watching a show of his.
Old fans - "US": Um excuse me but your delayed in loving him and his ours and you cannot love him because we saw him first - so back off.
New Fan: But but but ...
Old Fans: I said ... back off.
Especially from his fingers and lashes. They are copyrighted and owned.
BY ME 😈
🤣
Kumkum Bhagya
