shoulder to ask him a question. The driver
screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.
... For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
then the driver said,"Look mate, don't ever do
that again. You scared the daylights out of
me!"The passenger apologized and said,"I
didn't realize that a little tap would scare you
so much."The driver replied,"Sorry, it's not
really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab
driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the
last 25 years."
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