Maaneet Box-Office Hit - Funny OS

How are you buddies?

Missed you all.

Sorry, i could not update MMM today. I thought to type the next part of MMM after watching GHSP. But my mood went off after seeing the last scene of today's episode. i dropped the idea of writing next part of MMM with this bad mood.

So now, i am posting a funny OS "Maaneet Box-office Hit" which i wrote a few days back. Hope, this will compensate for the MMM update.

MAANEET BOX-OFFICE HIT

We all know that our MSK has given all his wealth to dev and his mom. now MSK is left with nothing but his Geet.

he is so upset that Bhatia Builders have refused to do construction project with him. Geet is trying to comfort him.

G: Don't worry Maan! i have full confidence in you. if Bhatia Builders says no, some one else will get impressed by your project proposal and they will definitely give you a chance

M: no Geet! i am losing my confidence

G: Maan! aap yesa baath math keejiye. Mujhe bilkul barosa hai

M: Geet! as no one is ready to do construction project with us, we have to do some other business

G: kya business Maan?

M: let me think for sometime

G: ji

Geet is eagerly staring at Maan who is squeezing his brain for some ideas. After few minutes Maan notices that Geet is starring at him without blinking her eyes

M: Geet! tum yesa kyun dekh rahi ho? tum bhi kuch socho

G: ji

Maan smiles and he starts to think again. Geet also starts to squeeze her brain.

(hey babaji! Are Maaneet going to open a Juice shop? Why are they sqeezing their brain this much? ...waise bhi...who will buy Brain juice? lol..)

Few seconds later, Geet exclaims

G: haan idea

Maan is happy and excited

M: bolo Geet! kya idea?

G: Maan! let us open a Khirmohan shop

M: kya?

G: i mean...Rasgulla shop. Khirmohan is Rasgulla's original name

Maan is annoyed by her unimpressive idea

G: Maan! i have decided the shop name also

Maan rolls his eyes

M: kya naam?

G: Khurana Khirmohans. It is sounding like Khurana Constructions. Hena Maan?

Maan grinds his teeth

M: geeettt!!!

G: kya hua Maan? ye naam acha nahi hai kya?

M: ...

G: teek hai. let us shorten the name. how about "Khur and Khir"? it is so rhyming. Hena Maan?

Maan gives her a stern look

G: don't you like this name also? teek hai. let us try something else

Maan is silently watching her

G: khurakhir...khurkhir...khukhi...

M: chup

G: teek hai. let us add chup also. how about "khukhichup"?

M: stop it Geet. warna...

Geet suffixes this also to the shop name

G: 'khukhichup stop it Geet warna". Wow... very beautiful name Maan. but thoda lamba hai.

Maan lost his patience. He pulls her and gives her an AK (Action Kiss) to silence her. Geet is lost in the AK. After few seconds Maan releases her and Geet comes back to this world.

M: geet! we are going to make a movie

Geet is shocked

G: movie?

M: haan Geet. sirf ek movie bas...hamare saare problems katham hojayge

G: wo kaise Maan?

M: we are going to make such a box-office hit movie

G: par Maan! ab hamare pas tho koi bhi office nahi hai. phir box-office hit movie kaise?

M: Geet! box-office hit ka matlab wo nahi hai.

G: phir?

M: i will explain it to you later

G: but Maan! for producing a movie, we need lot of money. What will we do for money?

M: our Jugnu mamaji hena?

G: Jugnu mamaji?

M: hmmm

G: are you going to auction Jugnu mama for money?

M: Geet! tum pagal hogayi kya? who will buy mamaji?

G: haan! You are right Maan! no one will accept mamaji even if we give him for free.

Maan smiles

G: par Maan... how will Jugnu mama help us with money for the movie?

M: Geet! yesterday, lucky informed me that mamaji has won Rs. 50 crore lottery

Geet could not believe her ears. She opens her mouth wide

G: kya?

That is it... Maan goes back to PKL days. (in Pyar Ke Liye FF, Maan gives Geet an AK, whenever she says 'Kya')

He pulls Geet and gives her a strong AK (Action Kiss). Geet is lost in the AK. After few minutes Maan releases Geet. Geet is starring at Maan silently

M: Geet! tum yesa kyun dekh rahi ho? In this OS also, your 'KYAs' will be counted. Be careful.

Our naughty Geet is still in AK spell.

G: ji

Maan smiles

M: let us ask Jugnu mamaji for money

G: ji

M: now! let me explain about our movie

G: Maan! are we going to make ACTION movie?

(@new readers, in Maaneet's code language, ACTION means X rated things)

Maan is super duper shocked by Geet's question

M: Geet! what did you ask?

G: are we going to make ACTION movie?

M: Geet! if we make ACTION movie, then we have to go behind the bars on the charges for po*ngraphy. Samji tum?

G: but Maan! if we make ACTION movie, we will get more profit na

Maan curses himself for having given Geet such a strong AK.

M; (st) ye Geet bhi na? she is still in that AK spell. That is why she is hell bent on making an ACTION movie.

G: Maan! ab aap jyada math sochiye. ACTION movie is the best

M: dekho Geet! ACTION movies are not suitable for public viewing

G: par Maan...

M: chup bilkul chup

G:...

M: now let me explain the story

G: ji

M: it is a love story

G: ji

M: i am the hero

G: kya?

M: Geet! i am counting.

G: kya?

M: i am couting. Btw...you are the heroine

G: kya?

M: Geet i am counting

Geet understands what Maan is counting.

G: (st) hey babaji! Is Maan counting the KYAs?

M: Geet! tum yesa kya soch rahi ho?

G: kuch nahi. Waise bhi... what is the movie title?

M: "NOTHING"

Maan means that the movie title is "NOTHING"

G: nothing?

Geet misunderstands that the movie has no title.

M: haan! NOTHING

G: Maan! without a title, how can we make a movie? We need a title Maan.

M: i have already said na..."NOTHING"

G: no Maan! we have to give some title to this movie. Now let me choose a title

Maan recalls how Geet chose a name for the Rasgulla shop. He is shocked and he tries to stop Geet's creativity machine. But before he could stop her, Geet comes up with her suggestion

G: haan idea! Maan, let us name this movie as 'X'

M: 'X'?

G: ji

M: Geet! NOTHING is better than 'X'

G: no Maan! 'X' is better than nothing

M: chup

G:...

M: the movie title is NOTHING. It is final. Samji tum?

G: ji

Maaneet both are going to Amritsar and meet Jugnu mama.

Jugnu mama is super duper happy seeing Maaneet.

Mamaji runs to Maan, hugs him and kisses his cheeks. Geet is jealous of mamaji. She wipes out Maan's cheeks.

Jug: oye Maan aur Geetu! Kaise hai aap log?

M: we are fine mamaji

Jug: do you know onething?

M: kya mamaji?

Jug: i have won Rs.50 crore lottery

G: haan mamaji! We know that you won Rs.50 crore lottery. That is why we have come here

Jugnu mamaji is shocked

Jug: kya? have you come for my Rs. 50 Crores?

G: ji mamaji

Maan hits Geet's hip with his elbow and whispers in her eyes

M: Geet! chup

Jugnu mama is carefully watching Maaneet. Maan tries to divert the topic

M: congratulations mamaji

Maan hugs Jugnu mama and kisses his cheeks. Geet is super duper shocked by Maan's ACTION. Jugnu mama also kisses Maan's cheeks again. Geet separates Maan and Jugnu mama forcibly and she stands in between them.

M: Geet! ye tum kya kar rahi ho?

G: kuch nahi

Geet tries to persuade Jugnu mama to give the lottery money to them

G: mamaji! You are such a sweet heart

Jugnu mama is happy by Geet's words

Jug: thanks puttar

G: mamaji! When it comes to philanthropy, no one can beat you

Maan is confused by Geet's words

M: (st) what Geet is upto? Is she going to ask mamaji to give the money to charity?

Jug: oye Geetu! Why are praising me so much? Mujhe sharam horaha hai

G: mamaji! you are going to give the entire lottery prize money to Maan and me. How can i stop myself from praising you? you are such a great soul

Jugnu mama's heart almost stops

Jug: kya? am i going to give that Rs. 50 crore to Maan and you?

G: ji mamaji

Maan is silently watching

Jug: when did i say that?

G: mamaji! Aap ke amnesia bhi na? you are forgetting everything. Last night you yourself said na...you are going to give the money for our movie. You only asked us to come to here. That is why we came here

Jugnu mama is confused.

Jug: (st) did i say like that? how come i could not remember anything about that?

Lucky comes there and hugs Maan

Lucky: my dear jijaji! How are you?

M: hmmm

Jugnu mama thinks for sometime and says firmly.

Jug: no Geet puttar! i won't give the money

Maaneet are shocked. Lucky is watching silently.

M: kyun mamaji? Why can't you give that money?

Jug: i need that money

M: what are you going to do with it?

Jug: i am going to make a music album

Maaneet and lucky are shocked to the core

(hey babaji! Mamaji aur Music album? I never imagined in my wildest dreams that such a bad day would come to Music)

Maaneet & lucky : kya? music album?

Jug: hmmm

Maaneet & lucky : aap?????????

Jug : haan! I am going to do this music album along with Shakira

Maaneet & lucky : kyaaa? Aap aur Shakira??????

Jug: haan. Main aur Shakira. I have even decided the album's title

M: kya?

Jug: "AAHUN AAHUN"

Jugnu mama starts his bhangra..."aahun...aahun...aahun..."

Maan is annoyed

M: stop it mamaji

Jug: no Maan beta! No one can stop me from making this music album.

Maan rolls his eyes

Jug: let my music album release. Phir dekho...my AAHUN AAHUN is going to revolutionise the worlds of music and bhangra.

Lucky: oye maame! Now my head is revolving yaar

Jug: chup. dekho Luckhiya! Ab main ek crorepathi hu. don't mess with me. jao yahan se

Lucky leaves the place silently

Geet tries to earn the sympathy of Jugnu mama.

G: mamaji! Aap jaanthe hena ki no one is giving a chance for Maan's construction projects.

Maan gives Geet a stern look. Geet winks at Maan

G: mamaji! If you give your money it will be a big help for us. Please mamaji

Jugnu mama melts at Geet's words.

Jug: teek hai Geet beta! i will give the money

Maan is super duper happy. He hugs and kisses Jugnu mama's cheeks. Geet is super duper jealous of Jugnu mama. But she controls herself for the sake of money. Jugnu mama kisses Maan's cheeks nonstop.

G: stop it

Geet again separates Maan and Jugnu mama and she stands in between them

M; mamaji! Thank you so much for giving us money

Jug: yes! I am also happy to help you with my money. But i have 4 conditions

Maaneet: 4 conditions?

Jug; haan

Maaneet: kya conditions mamaji?

Jug: condition no.1 ... you have to give me the hero role in your movie

Maaneet both almost get a heart attack.

Maaneet: kya? hero role?

(OMG!!! Jugnu mama is the hero...thud...i fainted...pakka... the movie is going to be a flap. Maan beta! Forget about your dream to become rich once again)

At this time also, Maan is concerned about his AK account. He whispers in Geet's ear.

M: Geet! thanks for that 'KYA'. i will give the AK, after mamaji leaves

G: Maan! you also simultaneously said KYA with me. so KYA cancels KYA

M: now you have said 2 more KYA's. So totally three

G: hello! 2 KYAs cancelled. Now you are left with one KYA

M: 3 more KYAs. Thanks Geet. now a days you are becoming so liberal

Jugnu mama could not understand what Maaneet are talking.

Jug: yahan kya horaha hain?

G: KYA horaha hai mamaji

Jug: that is what i am also asking. Yahan kya horaha hai?

G: that is what i am also saying mamaji. Yahan KYA horaha hai

Maan has lost his patience. He shouts

M: chup bilkul chup

Both Geet and Jugnu mama are going mute.

M: (sarcastically) mamaji! Do you really want to become a hero?

Jug: haan! I want to become a big action hero

Maaneet: kya? ACTION hero? At this age?

Maaneet are almost fainting.

Geet whispers in Maan's ears

G: Maan! i already told you na...let us make an ACTION movie. Ab dekhiye...mamaji also wants to become an ACTION hero. Now this is the latest trend

M: Geet! tum pagal hogayi kya?

G: ...

M: dekhiye mamaji! I want to make this movie a box office hit and become a rich man in no time. If i make you the hero of the film, what will happen to my dream?

Jug: Maan beta! if you don't agree for my condition, i won't give my money

M: teek hai. i will do one thing. I will give you a role which is more important than that of hero

Jug: yesa kya role hai beta?

Geet also whispers in Maan's ear

G: Maan! yesa kya important role hai?

M: yesa koi bhi important role nahi hai Geet

G: iska matlab... are you going to cheat mamaji?

Maan is annoyed by Geet's question

M: Geet! tumari problem kya hai? do you want mamaji as hero?

G: nahi..nahi

M: nahi na? ab chup hojao

Jug: what you both are whispering secretly?

Maaneet: kuch nahi mamaji

Jug: Maan beta! Ab batayiye ki wo important role kya hai?

Some idea strikes Maan's brain

M: haan mamaji! You are the choreographer for the movie

Jugnu mama is very happy. He starts his bhangra.."Aahun...aahun...aahun..."

Maan shouts

M: bas keejiye mamaji

Jugnu mama stops

M: now! tell me the 2^nd condition

Jug: i need two bhangra partners

M: kaun?

Jug: Sheela and Munni

M; Geet! ye Sheela aur Munni kaun hai?

G: Maan! mamaji is talking about Katrina Kaif and Malaika Aroroa

M; kya? mamaji do you want Katrina kaif and Malaika Arora as your bhangra partners?

Jug: haan

M; This is too much mamaji!

Jug: do you want money or not?

M: no mamaji! Sheela and Munni are not possible

Geet hits Maan's hip with her elbow and whispers

G: Maan! aap chup hojayiye. I will handle this

M: hmmm

G: teek hai mamaji! sheela and munni will be your bhangra partners. Agreed

Jugnu mamaji is super duper happy. He starts to dance bhangra singing..."Munni ki jawani...aahun...aahun...sheela badnam hui...aahun...aahun..."

Geet corrects Jugnu mama

G: mamaji! Woh yesa nahi hai

Jug: phir kaise?

Geet also starts to sing and dance along with Jugnu mama

G: "sheela ki jawani...aahun...aahun...Munni badnam hui...aahun...aahun"

Maan is annoyed by the Bhangra of Geet and Jugnu mama. He shouts

M: stop it

Geet and Jugnu mama both are stopping the bhangra.

Maan whispers in Geet's ears

M: Geet! ye tum kya kar rahi ho? we can't afford to pay Katrina and malaika. Woh bhi Jugnu mamaji ke liye. Samji tum?

G: don't worry Maan. we are not going to bring original Sheela and Munni

M: matlab?

G: mere pas ek idea hai.

M: kya Geet?

G: let us introduce to mamaji, sasha as sheela and tasha as munni

M: will mamaji believe it?

G: 200%

M: kaise?

G: here, we have to make use of mamaji's amnesia

M: woh kaise?

M: by now mamaji would have forgotten the faces of original Sheela and Munni. So no problem for us

M: what if mamaji sees them on TV?

G: Maan! ab aap ke bak bak ban keejiye

Maan grinds his teeth

M: Geettt!!!!!!!!!!!

Jugnu mama becomes suspicious of Maaneet

Jug: Geet puttar! really sheela and munni will come? are you telling the truth?

G: ji mamaji! Main sach bol rahi hu. ye aap ke Amnesia par kasam

Jug: can i trust you?

G: trust your amnesia mamaji

Jug: mujhe kuch samaj nahi aaraha hai

G: very good mamaji. That is what i want

Jug: no Geet! i have a doubt...

Maan tries to divert Jugnu mama's attention

M: mamaji! Now tell us your 3^rd condition

Geet is very impressed by Maan's presense of mind. She kisses Maan's right side cheek.

That is it. Our Jugnu mama is provoked by Geet. he comes to Maan's left and kisses his left cheek. Maan goes to kiss Jugnu mama's cheeks. But Jugnu mama stops Maan

Jug; rukhiye Maan beta

M: kya hua mamaji?

Jug; hereafter you should not kiss my cheeks

Geet is shocked by Jugnu mama's words...

G: (st) If not cheeks, whereelse mamaji wants Maan to kiss? lips? Chi chi babaji!

M: mamaji! Aap yesa kyun bol rahe hai? why can't i kiss your cheeks?

Jug: because, from this very moment, i have reserved my cheeks for sheela and munni

M: kya?

Jug: haan! Right cheek is for sheela and left one is for munni

G: mamaji! Ye galat hai

Jug: teek hai. if you think it is wrong, i will interchange them. Left cheek for sheela and right cheek for munni. Is it alright now?

Geet hits her head.

Maan imagines the scene of Sasha kissing Jugnu mama's left cheek and tasha kissing the right one. Maan could not stand his imagination. He shakes his head and comes out of his imagination with a jerk.

M: (st) poor Jugnu mama

Jug: now condition no.3...the movie should be named...Jugnu's Bhangra

M: no mamaji! It have already deicided the title

Jug: what is that?

M: NOTHING

Geet interferes

G; no mamaji! Ye movie ka naam 'X' hai

Jug: no! The moive's title is Jhunu's Bhangra

All the three are start to argue over the movie's title

M: NOTHING

G; X

Jug: JUGNU'S BHANGRA

Again Maan starts...

M: NOTHING

Geet follows Maan

G; X

Jugnu mama follows Geet

Jug: JUGNU'S BHANGRA

Maan is annoyed.

M: chup

Jugnu mama and Geet are becoming silent. Maan thinks for some time and some idea comes to his mind.

M; teek hai. let us combine all the three and name the movie

Geet and jug: wo kaise?

M: is movie ka naam hai... JUGNU'S BHANGRA is NOTHING but 'X'

(OMG!!!!! Jugnu's Bhangra is Nothing but 'X'. Ye kaise naam hai? chi chi babaji!!!)

Geet and Jugnu mama are very impressed by the movie title. Geet kisses Maan's right cheek and Jugnu mama kisses Maan's left cheek.

G: Maan! what a title you have given to the movie... "JUGNU'S BHANGRA is NOTHING but 'X'" it is rocking Maan!

Maan smirks.

Jugnu mama is super duper happy that the movie is named after him and his bhangra

Jug: Jugnu's Bhangra is Nothing but 'X'...maine aaj tak jaise khub soorat movie title suna nahi hai

G: acha Maan! finally we are going to make an ACTION movie. Hena?

Maan is shocked

M; when did i say that?

G; the movie title "JUGNU'S BHANGRA is NOTHING but 'X'" itself says that.

M: Geet! chup

Jug: teek hai. now let me come to my last condition.

M: woh kya hai mamaji?

Jug: in this movie, i want an item song with Sheela and Munni

Maan feels like killing Jugnu mama. But he controls himself.

G: mamaji! This is too much.

Jug: Geet putar! Two is not too much

G: teek hai! Sasha aur Tasha hena? item songs ke liye

Maan imgines Jugnu mama dancing his Aahun aahun bahngra along with sasha and tasha for an item song. Maan could not help himself. He burtst out into laughter.

Geet gesture Maan to be quiet. Maan becomes silent

Jugnu mama is confused by Geet's words and Maan's laughter

Jug: ye sasha aur tasha kaun hai?

G: sheela aur munni

Jug: phir Katrina aur malaika kaun hai?

G: mamaji! Katrina aur malaika were ex-staff of Khurana Constructions

Maan whispers in Geet's ears: Geet! now please stop your lies. I feel like fainting

G: be bold Maan! main hu na aap ke pas

Hey guys,

I thought to finish the OS in a single post. But it is getting too lengthy. After few days, i will post one more part to finish this OS.

Hope you liked this OS. Please let me know whether you want one more part.

143 buddies,

Tonya