LAUGHTER KA EXPLOSION..Care To Laugh.. - Page 2

Originally posted by: MaaneetLuverr

Haha awesome jokes🤣🤣
here's one::

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

Gr8 post btw😊

Originally posted by: pickachu

Interviewer: Let me check your english...
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Pathan: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Pathan: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Pathan: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Pathan: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Pathan: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop these all.
Pathan: ok now carry on dis all
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja...chup ho ja...chup ho jaa

Pathan: Abe bolta reh...bolta rah...bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Pathan: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Pathan: Come In
Interviewer: Oh my God
Pathan: Oh my Devil
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Pathan: I m selected :p

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Doctor:
Ap k shohr theek ho sakte hai Agar ap
inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den,
Larai na karen
AUR
in ke Khidmat karen !
Husbnd:
Doctor ne kia kaha?
Begum:
la-ilaj ho tum. :D

Originally posted by: kirti_fiji

what do you call a guji with no knees

knee less (neelesh)

Originally posted by: kirti_fiji

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Originally posted by: MaaneetLuverr

Lmaoo at the washbasin joke🤣🤣


For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

Originally posted by: sweet coco

This is awesome!!! I love this thread!