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How can Geet not forgive Maan? Uski itni Jurrat..poor Maan is now walking on coals while she roams around bazaars merrily and freely! So we will nikalo a morcha in the forum...and put forward our list of demands to the CVs (i.e. how should Geet be punished)
I want everyone to come up with innovative means to punish Geet...I am pasting some of my ideas and some collected from friends...please feel free to add your own😆
- No shopping allowance for Geet- which means no new shoes, no new clothes, no new bags- no new nothing. (If that doesn't kill her I don't know what will)
- No chaat/golgappe/sadak chaap khana for a year
- Cancelling her direct line to Babaji for a year (Though, I think somewhere Babaji is also heaving a sigh of relief)
- Maan gets to hang out with women who are deserving of him and his love- such as me😳!
- Geet should stand on one feet and chant 100 times, she is not worthy of MSK.😆
- Besides Maan- Geet should attract another crazy lover- one who writes her letters in blood instead of walking on coal or marrying innocent women and between these 3 her gaggle of crazy lovers will be truly complete!😆
- Take away Maan's picture from Geet....pic, frame and all. Yaad karna hai to dil mein jhaanko!
- She shld get a MSK ke naam ka tattoo or a tattoo that says please forgive ne
- She should do penance by finding Sameera and give up her sindoor and mangalsootra to the Maan's real love Sameera....
- make her eat italian food that she makes herself...
- She should build a temple for Mahaan Maan and sing bhajans in his name...
- She needs to follow maunvrat for a week. 😆That will surely kill her...
- Geet should be made to write ' Aap kitne ache ho' 100 times daily 😆
- Place Brij and NT photos in her room to remind her how the great Maan Singh Khurana saved her time and time again 😆
- She should be made to watch AA scenes for the rest of her life......that's punishment enough....
- She is not allowed to complain to dadima when she has a tiff with Maan.
- She needs to eat mushroom omelet for a week at breakfast 🤣
- Geet should write a 5000 word essay on Why she is Wrong and He Always Right. Only handwritten copies will be entertained
- She has to listen to the Maahi unkil non-stop for one whole day!
- She should be banned from having a glimpse of his holy OMG 6 pack abs and hot bod during his glorious Taichi sessions......
- No more personal measurement by MSK .....she has to go back to senior citizen Item tailor for costume fitting....
- No hyperventilating when maan comes
- Aarti of maan every half hour
- Play holi with maan every day
- NO falling into maan's arms
- NO hugs given or fatherly kisses allowed!
- SHE has to listen to convos of maan and moon EVERYDAY
- keep saying im sorry maan till he gets tired of listening to her
- NOT ALLOWED to look into msk's eyes or check out his ASSets
- She should forget about her bhangra and her hindi/punjabi music and only listen to Mozart/Beethoven. That should be good punishment for her from Maan ji.
- Her access to pest control service on-demand <i.e. her husband> stands temporarily suspended - She will need to deal with all roaches, lizards and such like totally on her own...
- get some jadi-booti from nearby jungle, make a paste and apply it on his Maahi's feet. And ONLY feet, no trespassing allowed!
References:
Title: Courtesy An
Concept: Courtesy Swan and Anshu
5. and 18.: Daku <upped the wordlimit from 1000 to 5000 and made it handwritten>
7.: Starlite
8.: Minnie and Geeky
9., 20. and 21: Deepika <contradicts point 4 and hence has been vetoed by the TM>
10. : Sylvia <coupled with 2- its a deadly combination😆>
11. and 15.: Swan <15 will surely take care of everything>
12., 16. and 17.: Dolphin <jhappies and pappies to you for 12 and 17...I think 16 may just work to Maaneet's benefit😆>
13. and 14.: Sush01😃
22. to 29.: Geetu
30.: Usha <😆>
32.: JASW
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