Inauspicious Forum! Enough! Option 2 Winning LOL!

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Posted: 14 years ago
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In all 18 years of my life, I have never come across a time in life, whereby danger for my health would be lurking in every single corner! I click 'Geet' forums and bam! Heart attack alert here! Blood pressure rise there! Stress and anxiety attack every where!

Formula: Here + There = Everywhere!

Basically, all the topics here are mainly about whether Maan will die, Geet will die, or will the baby die! This isn't a 'literature and text' class whereby we use all the techniques found in the book (foreshadowing, repetition, depressed and negative use of tone), just to analyze a damn show.

If Maan said a sweet and cheesy dialogue:
'The winds can't blow passed you without facing me blah blah'. Instead of swooning and drooling at how hot this guy is, we automatically assume that the poor chap is going to die! 🤣

Television shows need to use a new banner now every time they air an episode!

Warning

The following content may show extremely sweet and diabetic scenes that may or may not cause the audience to automatically consider the death of a main character.


Wait wait wait! Why just incorporate a banner? Why not just ban the use of 'nice' dialogues in the first place! šŸ¤” Please fellow humans - stop stressing us out! Think positive! Geet is no ordinary human. She is superwoman! She can jump, dance, get gassed, and yet is still alive and well. What makes you think a little bullet can do any harm?

Hence, I'm here to bring some positivity into the forums! 😃

Here are the chances of what could REALLY happen šŸ˜‰

  • The bullet could be fired at Geet, and she will for sure topple to the ground (to add dramatic effects) and the camera will be zooming in and out on everyone's faces. The colour of the screen will fade to a deathly gray, whilst Maan darling would be standing there with an awkward - soon to be turned into a horrified - expression on. THEN ta daaaa, the next episode will show that Geet was wearing a bullet proof vest underneath her wedding gown! 🤣

  • The bullet has a matrix effect, as Geet and Maan bend back, whilst the bullet zooms passed them and instantly kills Arjun whom was standing behind! 😈 Oh and somehow, it will go through him, and will also kill Naintara who is also (somehow) standing beside a nearby tree (her favourite hiding spot) 😈 Double effect šŸ˜‰

  • The gun would be shot, and somehow Dev will have a moment to realize that the baby is his, and thus acting on protective fatherly instincts, he will jump in front of Geet and will be shot. Slow and painful death - preferred. šŸ˜›

  • The bullet would be speeding to Geet and out of instant reflexes, Geet will raise her arms (screaming NAHINNN). Then the bullet would hit the metal taweez on her wrist, and would fly back and kill Brij! šŸ˜›šŸ˜ˆ

See all the possibilities I came up with? 🤣 Aren't they so much more soothing and better than the notion of Geet, Maan and the baby dying!? So stop spreading such negative and inauspicious news on the forum. All will be well! Repeat after me - Aal iz well!

Enjoy the wedding and stop stressing me out! I want to live to see myself turn 19! šŸ˜‰ (Which will be soon - so keep me alive till then).

Have fun!

Regards

Samira

Edited by _SiinnceMaan_ - 14 years ago

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Posted: 14 years ago
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awesome scenariosšŸ‘, which can only be possible had it been a rajnikant movie..omg i don't know about u but i almost died laughing šŸ˜†šŸ˜†
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Posted: 14 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣yaar meray tu pait main dard hogaya hai🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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i say the promo is misleading.......i mean we had so many promos that never actually hppnd........šŸ˜†..and dont we know already thru a article that someone will have to pay for cming btw maaneet..................
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Posted: 14 years ago
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ha ha ha...................very convincing topic.........................after watching these many serials like u pointed out the first thing that comes to the mind is the foreshadowing and worrying parts.......................but also like u pointed out the chances of the positivity its somewhat refreshing.................
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Posted: 14 years ago
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I loved this!!
It was so true and really funny too!!
Thank you for taking the time to produce this masterpiece!!
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Much needed post 😊
Finally someone else to spread my B+ve Mantra.... ALLLLL IZZZ WELLLL honey.. Agree to you.. šŸ˜‰
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Posted: 14 years ago
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thanks so very much for your suggestions, i love them all

Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_


  • The bullet could be fired at Geet, and she will for sure topple to the ground (to add dramatic effects) and the camera will be zooming in and out on everyone's faces. The colour of the screen will fade to a deathly gray, whilst Maan darling would be standing there with an awkward - soon to be turned into a horrified - expression on. THEN ta daaaa, the next episode will show that Geet was wearing a bullet proof vest underneath her wedding gown! 🤣
that would be the kool MSK just like when had the restraining order for NT
  • The bullet has a matrix effect, as Geet and Maan bend back, whilst the bullet zooms passed them and instantly kills Arjun whom was standing behind! 😈 Oh and somehow, it will go through him, and will also kill Naintara who is also (somehow) standing beside a nearby tree (her favourite hiding spot) 😈 Double effect šŸ˜‰
that would be diwali and eid in one day for me

  • The gun would be shot, and somehow Dev will have a moment to realize that the baby is his, and thus acting on protective fatherly instincts, he will jump in front of Geet and will be shot. Slow and painful death - preferred. šŸ˜›
that would be so nice, if we added the above double effect it would be just too good
  • The bullet would be speeding to Geet and out of instant reflexes, Geet will raise her arms (screaming NAHINNN). Then the bullet would hit the metal taweez on her wrist, and would fly back and kill Brij! šŸ˜›šŸ˜ˆ
that would be the so so geet filmy style (our our rajnikant film style)

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Posted: 14 years ago
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wat a dramatic future prediction...........!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: noorsand

awesome scenariosšŸ‘, which can only be possible had it been a rajnikant movie..omg i don't know about u but i almost died laughing šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

I agree perfect scenarios for a Rajnikant movie but it is also perfect for all of us at GF, a good dose of laughter will bring back the positivity........
Thanks for this Samira dear......still can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edited by drdee142 - 14 years ago

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