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Posted: 16 years ago
first aish shud wake up illa eljayma😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
She will wake up within 1-2 hours😆 Waiting for the party da Aishu😍
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Posted: 16 years ago
then miss. perfect will take 2 hrs to post it melz u forgot tat😆
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Posted: 16 years ago
I am all set for the party - learnt from every body's
experience - planning to come in my house coat-
the oldest one which is real soft 😉
Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago
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Stars sparkle remarkably bright with colourful meteoroids speeding through the fairly dense space. The scene even gets prettier as we near a galaxy full of milk..... that to be the milkyway galaxy 😛! The fog slowly subsides revealing a beautiful palace in the heart of milkyway galaxy. Mature banana trees with speaker sets tied adorn the front yard. Slowly, giant gates at the entrance open, making the bells jingle ⭐️. What awaits us inside is a grant party in celebration of the many promotions at the India Foruthu Logam.


🥳

Three fully armed Katiyan Karees (Lady announcers) occupy the entrance to the Aran manai court room. All adorned in black top and tights with armour shields strapped around the upper body and knee high boots, Katiyan Karees - Nallu 🤓, Meena 🤪, and Aish eagerly await the arrival of their Raanee 👏. To kill time, Meena and Aish watch the grazing Maadhu and Erumai Maadhu 😍, while Nallu stares at her cell phone screen and ☺️ - the reason remains a secret or not 😈🤣.

As the automatic doors to the court room slide open, a magnificently decorated court room is exposed 😲, with gold and white shimmery ceiling drapes, gorgeous chandeliers, and matching chair covers, providing a perfect backdrop to the unforgettable event 😛. The chairs on either side of the three special chairs at the dais are occupied by the Mandiries all adorned in beautiful sequin sarees and adequate amounts of jewelleries 😛, not to forget the Devil Thoppi on their heads 😉. Near the front, Mandhiri Eljaymaa relaxes on her chair equipped with a massager, but her mind wonders off to the lilies 😳, which were nearly taken over by slugs 😡.

Next to her is Smlaksh, who is chatting with Gsivas as they monitor the grazing cows and bulls. All of a sudden Laksh asks, "Sivas, ippavum onion kku overcoat podureengala paa?" 😆

Sivas: "Athaai yen kekureenga Laksh.... this week, I made rasamaalai and offered to him.... he immediately questioned what it was and said "amma, idli la paal uththi kondu vanthirukeenga!!! Ithellam ennaku pidikaathu" nnu solllitaan" 🤣🤣🤣

Even before Sivas could finish the sentence, Laksh is seen on the floor rolling 😲😲. A terrified Eclat rushes to Laksh, thinking the latter is having fits 😭😭.

She calls out "key.... key.... key..." 😭. Seeing her terrified, all run after her 😳. As they near Laksh, they hear her say

"..... idli........paal..........ayooo .......kill............" All are relieved that Laksh was merely 🤣! Noticing everyone around her, Laksh calms down and stands up 😳. It becomes so silent that Eclat's racing heart beats could still be heard 🥺. To break the silence, Ambi (who prior to the incident was thinking about her shopping spree) starts laughing and the rest to join her 😆😆. Just then they notice Netra missing from action 😲.

As they look towards her seat, they see her in deep slumber 🥱🥱🥱. All decide to let her sleep till the KKs announce the arrival of Queen Atina. 😛 However a plan cooks up in mischievous Ambi's mind 😈. She walks over to her purse, grabs a feather, goes up to a sleeping Netra and slowly tickles her ears with the feather 😆.

A startled Netra jumps out of her seat and asks "naan enga irrukaen...huh ? Hey Ambi, oh what a surprise 😲😲? Naanga ippo thane Messenger la chat pannikittu irunthom 😲😕.... just now only I asked you to come to Malaysia naa, athukulla eppadhi daaa😕.... onnoda secret ennanu koncham sollean 😳? "

"Chellom 😡, namma ippo India Foruthu logathila irukkommaa 😉...... nee kanavu logathila irunthu seekirom vaadhi chellom 😆😆" says Ambi.


With a sudden bang at the entrance, all the Mandhiris go back to their seats. The Katiyan Kaarees rush to their positions and announce the arrival of...
"Raane namma raanee 😛... Raajiyathil raaneee 😊... Indiaforathin mudhalamatichar paraak paraak paraak 😊😃."

A tall woman clad in a gorgeous red pattu saaree with a crown, resembling Tamil IF CM Atinamma, walks in 👏. Everyone bow down to greet Raane Atinamma 😊, however, as Siva bows down, her thoppi falls 😆. Seeing this, Raane Atinamma laughs out loud saying, "thoppi thoppi ....hahahaha (like Rajini in Chandramuki)" 🤣.

As she relaxes on her seat at the Dais, a pigeon with a note lands on Raane's shoulder 😊. She quickly reads it and shares with others the happy news - that the first guess will be arriving momentarily 👏.

Naan Kekuraen.... Yaar antha first guess??? 😆



In the meantime, a few miles away, a horse cart heads towards the milkyway galaxy. Inside lays a sleeping beauty 😳..... trying to catch up on the lost sleep.... doing what?? 😕....hmm... eating eggjams (exams) 😆. With the last one being an all nighter, she applies a cream on her hair right after shower and leaves, hoping to get sleep in the cart 🥳.

Back at the palace, hearing the horse cart, the threesome Katiyan karees take their positions and announce
"Illavarasi 21'm IF Maanagara Vaasi paraak paraak paraak" 👏

The horse cart comes to a halt and a young lady steps out 😳. Upon seeing her, Meena and Aish are speechless, soon trying to supress their laughter (enna loosungala??) 😕. A happy Illavarasi walks upto Nallu and says "Congratulations to you, to be thirumathi Kumaran!" This was enough to make Meena and Aish 🤣. While Nallu corrects by saying, " his name is not Kumaran Illavarasi..... He is G man...my Mr. G man☺️" 😉😆

An embarrassed Illavarasi apologizes while running her right hand through the hair only to find it to be extraordinarily frizzy 😲. She grabs her mirror out and her eyes pop out 😲😭😭. All this while, she had been sporting Afro hair, thanks to the brand new hair cream she had used earlier 🤣. What a way to start the day, she sighs while fixing her hair.


Soon after, the grant door opens for her.... a bunch of rose petals fall on her 😛, as everyone welcome the Illavarasi.... who is none other than 😉



Raanee Atinamaa welcomes her and takes her to the dais to be seated as they await another member prior to commensing the inauguration ceremony 😉...

ithu yaaru????? 😲😲


Timing was perfect 😊. The following announcements, rather in the form of a song, is being made by the Katiyan Kareenga:
"Oram poo oram poo Court Jester vandhi varudhu...ring aa ring aa ring aa ringaaa 😲
Oram poo oram poo Roja Akka vandhi varudhu .... hey hey... 👏👏👏
(a loud cheer is heard in teh background)
Vaanga namma vandhanam katuvomee....vandhu Akka Pallaaka thookunvomee" 😛😆
The three of them run to relieve Caryn, Vani, Karthi, and last but not the least, a suprise guest 😲. As the threesome place the pallaku down near the door way, the suprise guest hides behind the pillar 😛. A beautiful Roja Akka clad in Green stoned saree climbs out 😳 and thanks the Katiyan Karees and her fellow Malaysian friends, prior to walking into the court room.

Seeing Roja Akka dressed up like a bride 😳, Eljay maa and Eclat sing

"Vaaraayoo thozhi vaaraayooo... mana kolam kon...." a stare was it, and both singers switch gears 😆.

After being recieved by Raanee Atinamaa, Roja Akka takes her seat at the dais.... soon starts the party.....




Unlimited supply of drinks from hard liqour to soft drinks.... cakes.... veg/ non veg items.... the ideal place to be to experience the kaipakkuvams of IF chefs 😛.

Without much delay, Raane Atinamma announces the promotion of Illavarasi to Chinna Raanee and Court Jester Roja Akka to Moderator the Court Jester Post 👏. With a standing ovation, Melz and Roja Akka receive their respective crowns ⭐️⭐️⭐️. The Mandhiris present both of them flowers one by one.... followed by Caryn, Karthi and Vani. Last in the line is the surprise guest........???????????????????????????????
- Break Time -
Need a break vaaa??? I think you all deserve a break now 😆😆😆
The remaining part coming in less than 30 mins 😉
Edited by aisha_muka1984 - 16 years ago
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Part 1 - http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=824966&PID=22061772&#22061772
Part 2:

The surprise guest is none other than Roja Akka's Maamoiiiiiii 😲 🥳..... Laksh, Netra and Ambi giggle and whishper to each other, the reason why Roja Akka was dressed like a bride 😉😆😆. A shocked Roja Akka confusingly watches Maamoi walk up to her with a dozen roses 😲😳. Everything seemed to move at the speed of light... as she thinks Roja kke aapa 😡... Before she could realize, Maamoi lifts her off her feet 😲.... plants a kiss 😳😳😳, gives her big twirls .... and sings ....😳😳😳


"Kanavaa illai kaatraa... kanavaa nee Kaatraa?
Kaiyil midakkum kanavaa nee, kai kaal mulaithaa kaatra nee...
Kaiyil yenthiyum kanakka villaiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Plonk 😲😲!!!! Goes his back and he slides to the floor gracefully..... rolling a few times prior to entering an eye lock....😳
Kannum kannum kollai adithaal.................??????? endru artham 👏👏👏
Traces of Roja Akka's trademark gleam forces Maamoi to let go of her and hide behind the mandhiri's. What is the state of Roja Akka???? 😳 🤣



Many planets away and back on Earth, the crowd chants "we want sixer... we want sixer... we want sixer"...


The bowler swipes his sweat beads and starts running the marathon.... as he releases the ball, the sharp eyes at the opposite end keenly observe it while the owner taps his bat, which seemed a lot bigger than him 😛😛😉. Within a fraction of a second, he lifts the bat and hits the ball out of the park??? Nooooooooooo 😲..... all the way into the milkyway galaxy... 😲😲😲
Match is won....👏👏 thanks to this boy!!!!!


All are shocked 😲😲.... how could their one and only Baby Jagdu hit the bowl that far....... ?? 👏👏👏 An elated Baby Jagdu, in the meantime, tracks down the ball (since it brought the winning runs) on his tracking device and heads over to the pavillion to prepare for his trip to Milkyway Gallaxy. 😛

Over at the coffee shop, he grabs his baby bottle.... but isn't sure what he wants.... "hmmmm....... SFO weather hotting.... Logaththu weather cooling.... ok fine i'll go for a strong Irish cream coffee...." 😆😆😆.



With a baby bottle full of irish cream he walks over to his Man of the Match prize

Baby Carriage, Toy Bike, Child Bike (#322N)

a three wheeled baby bicycle, which he would use to fly down to Indiaforathu logam, reaching the destination within a few minutes due its super power 😉😛😆.....
Baby Jagdu soon buckles up on his super machine and presses the buttom and zoooooooooooooooom, on his way to Milkyway.... sipping his Irish Cream Coffee off the baby bottle ⭐️😊

In no time, he reaches India Foruthu Logam.... not wanting be caught, a suprised BJ walks around the rear side and peaks through a window.....🤓😆

Two beautiful ladies are seen on the stage with a microphone.... behind them are the musicians..... Ambi introduces the singers to be none other than Mandhiris Niti and Nithya.... ⭐️👏👏

Baby Jagdu startles hearing the song......😲
"Marainthirunthu paarkum marumamenna???"

Two gorgeous ladies adorned in Gold from head to toe only showing a bit of their silk bharathanatyam costumes take the central stage 😳. As Niti and Nithya sing, the two gorgeous dancers Sue Chechi, and Srima maa perform modern Bharathanatyam ⭐️👏..... facing towards the window Baby Jagdu is hiding ....😆

"Marainthirunthu paarkum marumamenna???
Marainthirunthu paarkum marumamenna
azhagar malai azhaga, intha silai azhaga endru
marainthirunthu paarkum marumamenna"

Baby Jagdu couldn't believe his eyes 😲😲😲.... despite him trying to hide.... how did they manage to spot him. But somewhere deep down he felt happy.... slightly blushign a bit 😳😆...

Yet, this happiness is shortlived..... Bang, the rear door slams shuts..... The next thing... Jas stands outside twisting Baby Jagdu's ears for peaking in 😲😲..... Shocking haa 🤣🤣🤣.... What is the the state of BJ????? A kind hearted Jas forgives him and invites him in..... 👏👏👏


The splendid dance performances follow with various blessing speaches and finally to the moment everyone were waiting for........🥳

⭐️ Koothu.......Kumbalam..........Aadal.... Paadal.........Kondatam.... ⭐️
From Raaja Kaiya Vatcha to Naaka mukka, the dance floor is seen to rock 😉

AaduvOm PaaduvOm... kondaaduvOm....
Aanandham Kaanuvom ennalumee.....

The camera slowly zooms out of the palace blessing this gang with everlasting happiness and joy!!!!! 👏👏




Subam...

- I would like to thank Eljay maa and Nallu for their help 👏
- Hope you'll all reach home safely after this party.... i know i won't 😆
- Hope you've enjoyed the part. Hope i haven't offended anyone 😳.... please maaf karoo..... This is purely for fun sake 😛.... taking us into a totally different time period and place 😉😛...

Thank you


Edited by aisha_muka1984 - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
That was one of my best trips ever to IF logam! Aish, you have been hiding your writing talents all these days? Wonderful! I am still wondering if poor Mamoi ever made it safely home and is he still in one piece - engeyavadhu Roja oru kai paartha avar gathi enna aagum?

I love the Baby Jagdu part. How was the stuff in the bottle, Jagdu?

Srima and Sue doing the Bharata Natyam? My eyes are still popping out.

This is really hilarious, Aish! Well done, indeed!
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Posted: 16 years ago
Great deal of merry and joy at the IFlogam Aish... 👏 RP ke aapu ! Wishing RP's mamoi all the best.
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Posted: 16 years ago
well done Aish and thanks for the party . Mamoi loved his IF
lounge visit - he always has sympathy for his fellow sufferers😉
I read it out to him - maha somberi when it comes to non official
reading !! - and he had that expression which said "oh no, u are
not doing this !!! Looks like u successfully found a junior maddie.."
So, Aish, u know where u stand now 😉

Ok folks, tomorrow we have Niti's baby shower party - make sure to be there, ok?
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Posted: 16 years ago
i cud picture now roja akka blushing😉

aana mamoi neelamai ippo ennanu ninachu parkave bayama irruku😆

naan phone stare panni enna proyajanam😔

but he has only one month of his freedom left , then he will know main kis mitti ki banni hoon🤣

very gud CK aish👏👏👏

keep continuing ur gud job👏👏👏
Edited by mathi_azhagi - 16 years ago

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