Comedy Kalakkals Part 2 - Page 255

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Posted: 16 years ago
The first to arrive are the Ashta Lakshmis - They are every thing behind
this particular event, after all!! The IF ians did not believe until that moment
that Roja did mean the divine visit. They are all stunned. The Lakshmis
are dressed like how they are seen in calenders. Srima, Eclat and Eljay
do a quick namaskaaram..the rest are too stunned to react...... The
Lakshmis are smiling - the benvolent smile that spells "GRACE" in all caps.

Roja approaches one Lakshmi and mumbles some thing in to her
ears while her index finger points out to Kadhu. Lakshmi nods her
approval, calls Kadhu by her side and storkes her head -" next year
by now you will have twins on your laps , my dear. You wont be able
to assist your hubby in office work - he will have to learn to change
nappies " smiles at Kadhu who is lost for words - well u got it , that
is Santhana Lakshmi herself who grants Kadhu's wish.

Eljay puts aside her bulbs , runs to get her best flowers "Iris, lotus,
hibiscus..ethuvaana enna, all from my garden.." The IF ians are
clubbing to Dhana Lakshmi "economy romba mosamaa irukku
amma, neenga thaan engalai kaapathanum" Dhana Lakshmi raises
her palm and gold coins fill the lounge -"just make sure to divide
equally among yourselves, ok?" Sue has a fixed look " awww,
Lakshmi namakku antha palm ai tharuvaangalaa??? I can raise
it whenever I want and get gold!!!!" Dhana Lakshmi reads Sue's
mind and smiles. The Lakshmis get seated comfortably.

The next to arrive is Lord Shiva with his better half Parvathi.
This man is the pioneer in tucking away his girl friend at the
most improbable place - on His head - thalai le thookki vaichukkarathu
nnu ithai thaan solraangalaa?? - and his legal wife does not get to
see the GF - some advantage, eh?? By now the IF ians are speechless
and so the Lakshmis take over the scene - welcome Lord Shiva and Co
and seat them in their assigned seats.

Ganesh arrives ( Nallu stops on her tracks and drinks with her eyes -
antha name le apdi oru charm😉 and he is a bachelor still - enna irunthaalum
Ganesh Ganesh thaan😉 )
Goes straight to mom and dad - wishes mom
"happy Mothers day mommy" and seats himself. Lord Murugan was waiting
outside in his chariot - wanted to observe the protocol - I can walk in only
after my elder brother makes his appearance - He enters with his wives
(anna kku munnadi kalyanam mattum pannitinga?? athuvum rendu??
Ella serial makers um ungalai thaan quote panraanga !!!)
Sue is the first
one to run to them "Muruga ,Muruga Murugaa.." They get seated.

Next Vishnu floats in - yes, floats - He just moved the sea of milk
in the direction of IF lounge - His wife , the beautiful Lakshmi is
sitting by his side - Belly button le pambaram vidarathu,
omlette podarthu ellam ivar kaingaryam, manushanu kku belly
button raasi - He gets a nice corner so that the milk does not get
disturbed.

Next comes Lord Indra - with all his 1000 eyes in tact - summa solla
koodathu, this is the only man who can be called a "Dheerga Dharisi" -
he knew that in Kali yugam, there will be umpteen number of TV channels
telecasting serials almost all through the day - he has the advantage -
each eye can watch a different serial - aana oru brain thaane irukku??
What is the big deal, no one needs brains to follow Tamil serials anyways -
they are all stereo typed bigamy stories thaane !!

Well there is just one more ...whose identity will not be released for now -
suffice to say that He/She has a brain which works over time and can
turn events topsy turvy...😳


Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
aahaaa......... sollavee illayee Roja Akka regarding CK 😳.......... super super 👏👏👏............ippo naamellam divin(e)ukku porooma? woohooooooo......... saamikitta direct aa ketidavendiyathu thaan........kalakiteenga roja akka.........eagerly waiting for the next part 👏
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Posted: 16 years ago
That was truly a sight for sore eyes! What a divine sight! All the ashta lakshmis, Shiva and Parvathy, Ganesha, Mahavishnu and Lakshmi, Muruga and His consorts, I am in Heaven now itself. What more could I ask for? I didn't need to die to see this. Who could this last deity be? Narada? Brahma?
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Posted: 16 years ago
RP, aahaa... prolonged your chennai stay to go shopping for saris and attend the function at Giri's. sooper planning....
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Posted: 16 years ago
final part will be posted in about an hour
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Posted: 16 years ago
Ashtalakshmis, Siva and family, Vishnu and IFians all in one place. what a wonderful sight it is. Naan appadiye ennai marandhen Roja. Jenma sabalyamthaan 😆. Another one hour and the suspense person would be out.. why rake my head or act as Sherlock Holmes !! 😉 RP is that Brahma? 😉
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Posted: 16 years ago

Parvathi and Lakshmi are busy looking at the silk sarees -
The If ians have hung them as a part of decorations.
Actually, Jagdu was asked to stack them in the cupboard
but he was too busy shining the cricket ball - so he just
hung them around.

Parvathi is totally obsessed by Eljay's sari - the one which
Eljay claimed to be hers and suttu fied from Roja's cup board -
Eljay is busy giving Parvathi the address of the lady who does
embroidery. Both Parvathi and Lakshmi decide to pay a
visit to that lady.

Murugan is looking around - innocently, not sight adichi fying -
but both Valli and Deivaanai tug him at his sides - "ungalai
namba mudiyaathu.. might angle for a third.." Ganesh has his
eyes fixed on mommy - "enga amma mathiri inge yethanum
unmarried girl irukkalaa??" Nallu hides, she is smitten by
another Ganesh !!!!

Both Vishnu and Shiva break the ice - " Ashta Lakshmis, why
did u ask us all to assemble here?? Intha Nara koottathil namkku
yenna velai??" Dhairya Lakshmi is the spokesperson - she gets
up and goes to the podium - the same podium from where kirukku
Roja addresses - Eljay frets, Eclat and Srima clench their fists -
"antha edam raasi sari illai, ivangalum kirukku maathiri yethanum
seythuttaa??" But D.Lakshmi is categorical - " Lord Shiva, we have
just planned for a film show. After we finish seeing that, we will ask
for boons,ok??" Indran looks happy " Mid night masaalaa?? fashion TV??
Agalya mathiri models iruppangalaa??"

Roja flicks the switch - a masala of episodes - Kolangal, Vaathu,
Megala and Bhandam - Shiva is busy taking notes - " This Sakthi
fellow dies but is back alive??? Yama Dharman kku 10 months salary
cut pannanum.... Moron kills his own baby?? Maniac
holds kalai as a captive?? These are all punishments which we have
not implemented even in the hell??!!! Might as well ask Yama
to come and do a refresher course ..." After about half an hour,
the Gods are visibly shaken.. Murugan looks for his peacock...
Roja anticipated this and so asked Aish to hide the peacock -
she appointed Aish, Vaani and Jagdu as marshalls ' until the whole
show is over, none of the Gods should find their vehicles.."

Vishnu tries to move his ocean of milk - He becomes naughty
Krishna and tries to do vishamam but alas Roja sealed all the doors.
The Gods have had enough - Vishnu calls D.Lakshmi -"amma di,
porum mma, release us, please.." D.Lakshmi has a smug smile.
"you guys watched it for just over an hour and u want relief?? Imagine
the plight of Tamil Nadu public..and the Tamils all over the world !!
Now , right here, we need a solution. No one comes to our temple in
the evenings - the whole world is engrossed in serials!!"

Shiva asks " Ok, you must have a solution in mind, spill" We hear
the tamboor and "Narayana Narayana" Vishnu closes his eyes
Shiva shivers.. Murugan is scared ...Ganesh has an expectant
look.... Both Parvathi and Lakshmi are ready for another "selvamaa,
veeramaa" fight..... The IF ians smile...Jagdu forgets his cricket ball
Keerthi stops answering Qs (paavam MOTW) Aish momentarily
forgets "cutting and Otting"..... Sue forgets gold.....

Now both Shiva and Vishnu know that they can not escape.
D.Lakshmi says that Naradhar has a solution for this agony.
Again Shiva shivers "villanga maana solution aa irukkume"
steals a side ward glance at Vishnu who acts as if he is asleep
Shiva curses " ivarukku eppo paarthaalum Aananda sayanam,
Vishnu get up man.."

Naradar has that mischievous smile - "Prabho, solution is very
simple - Tamil serial industry ai apdiye Pushpaka vimanathil
yethi namba logam kku kondu poidalaam. We can split them \in
to groups and ask the yama kingaraas to handle them. the Boo Loga
Vaasis can mind their business..see, now the economy is bad.
Unless these people work their bones off, they can not survive.."

Vishnu's eyes open automatically "enna thu??? i could not
stand an hour of this masalaa??!!! These guys in Deva Logam???
Ishwaraaa..." Shiva is angry "aamaa , ippo yennai koopidu. I am
equally upset..." But the IF ians are smart - they have a container
ready - the Tamil serial world is inside... Tamizhan, Jagdu,
Aish , Vani, Netra, Nallu and others are pushing the container
singing "yele lo aila saa, yele lo ailesaa.."

Naradar calls the Deva Logam " yaar ppa reception le?? oru
Jumbo Pushpak anuppu" ...Container gets loaded....Shiva makes
a feeble refutal... "vera solution..." Naradar is sitting next to the pilot..
Ashta Lakshmis are waving " ta ta ta ta" - theplane flies and is out
of sight in a minute..

The Gods leave the lounge in their respective vehicles...
Ashta Lakshmis look happy... The IF ians shake hands with the
Ashta Lakshmis...... Well, there u hear it...the hysterical laughter....
Roja laughs.... she has reasons... "from tomorrow Deva Logam
will have a taste of Boo Loga suffering.... amirtham kudichu jolly
aa spend pannina time laam gaali......ha ha ha ha haa..."
Surprisingly, all the IF ians join Roja's hysterical laughter.....

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
Aha, so the serials have all been sent to Deva lokam. Now we can stop watching them and let the devas have fun. By the way, how did my sari become the sari I suruttufied from you? Hmm, ippadiyum oru boolokam! Narayana, Narayana! I had a great time reading and imagining all the Gods until I read that part, oh well! Okay, Roja, if you have your heart set on it, you can have it. It is all yours to do with as you please.
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Posted: 16 years ago
Jagdu will never bring a cricket ball made of leather before god. Jagdu is a true vishnu bakhtar.
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Posted: 16 years ago
hmmmm Eljay , antha sari yai Parvathi amma suttu
kittu pOittanga 😉

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