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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#31

On a Romantic Trip.

The reason for bringing u all here is Cinderella is like our serial heroines who faces all abuse but at least we know the end of this story but no hopes for our serial love stories.

Just see all of u in the mirror u carry. U all have become Sweet 16 year old teenagers a special property of time capsule that I used so no maturity, no tensions, no formalities we are all one homogenous group now & let's have fun. Don't worry when we go back to IF lounge we will be back to our true self.

First agenda – going to Cinderella's home & helping her go to the ball tonight. So the Ck makkal march towards Cinderella's home & enter the dungeon where Cinderella is sitting now & crying as she cud not go the ball. Our Ck makkal are going to play the role of angels in her life.

Roja akka says stop crying cindrella we are ur guardian angels. We will make sure u go to the ball. With this nallu takes out the special dress & special fiber foam shoes that she has brought. All Ck makkal help her get ready. With the jewels given by Giri Cindrella is a real princess now.(Shud I tell roja akka & giri knew my plan & were well prepared).Roja akka presses the remote she has brought & an automatic chariot comes.Jas sits to drive (who else can?) & off they go. Rest of the Ck makkal follow them in special Rolls Royce cars which become invisible in touch of button.(who wants to create a commotion in that century?).

Cinderella reaches the palace & Prince charming is all eyes for her. Ck makkal see this from a distance ( don't u think Prince will be confused with so many beauties around? So from a distance only). The ball starts & some handsome boys want to dance with our Ck makkal also but they soo them away ( nallu doesn't want to face the wrath of If ian's hubbies & wudbes).

Cinderella gives a reliance cell phone to prince (reliance have network where there is no water, land or food why can't they have a network without tower? & only they have unlimited calls btw reliance to reliance). The clock strikes twelve. Though there is no compulsion plaka dosathal Cinderella runs away from prince leaving one of the fiber foam shoes behind (what a fun to have a man carry ur shoes don't want to miss that fun)

No sooner that Cinderella reaches home she gets a call from prince. They start to talk sweet nothings & Ck makkal retire to bed.

Next day Prince comes to market place as a commoner & meets Cinderella. Both cannot recognize each other (like our serial heroes & heroines). They part ways. Cinderella gets a call from prince & she is talking to him as she walks home.

Cinderella does not reveal her identity ( a la serial heroine) & prince has started to search. Ck makkal know he will not come here anytime soon & so they sent suram to meet prince. Suram goes & switches on the tracking device on the fiber foam shoe & then she brings prince straight to Cinderella's house. Cinderella refuses to accept she is Cinderella fearing her step mom like our serial heroines. The tracking device rises the alarm
as the other shoe is present in the house & now the prince know for sure that it is his Cinderella.

He takes Cinderella to palace with the whole lot of Ck makkal. A grand wedding is arranged. Cinderella walks towards the altar with Meli & usha as brides maid. Marriage takes place with exchange of rings.

Ck makkal are teary eyed. They all come out since its time to go. Nallu breaks the time capsule now & all Ck makkal are engulfed by black hole. No body screams now as everybody is in dream state now. They land in the same dream state in IF lounge.

The End.

P.S- families of IF ians are surprised. They can literally feel love oozing out from Ck makkal. Anbhu malaiyil nanyiranga. What they don't know is cupid touched Ck makkal in a different way this time.

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#32

On a Supernatural ride.

Uma, jas, meli, kavi, eljay, usha, vani, suram, ho, tamil, vinu, caryn,niti have assembled in the IF lounge. Lounge is full but there is pin drop silence. Everybody is tensed what to do? Nallu has talked abt some supernatural ride. Some brave souls like jas & caryn r consoling everybody saying nallu's previous trips went well so why worry. But in mind they are also afraid. Suram says ethu ennada bhata bechara puduchu etho ponavatiyalam nalla tripa ittukinu ponalenu partha ippo ippadi panitale antha nallu varatum kareta enga porumu keetukinuthan maru veelai. Everybody is eagerly waiting for nallu. Shud I say roja akka & giri were also missing(Evil triona serthuthanae irrukanum).

A truck sound is heard outside lounge. Enna truckula porathanu ellarum pakuranga.The truck door opens. Inside r brand new motor bikes. Ck makkal are happy as they get to ride motorbikes atlast(how many days to be a pillion rider).Truck doors open & nallu,roja akka & giri jump outside in brand new White short kurtas & patiala salwars. There is a set for everybody. So IF girls get changed & the white brigade is ready for ottufying Peis & pisasus. Bike parthu kujalanna suram kostin keeka maranthiruchu.

Now some background story. There arrived a complaint to IF lounge that in the outskits of Chennai people saw pei. So to investigate Ck makkal are ready. Shud I say the bikes can fly & we r going to Chennai. Come girls get ready to fly with helmets on (kanukala safety first mathathu ellam next).

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#33

On a Supernatural ride

Roja akka ,giri & nallu go in their bike first & rest of the Ck makkal follow them. They go & land in the outskirts of Chennai before a bhooth bungalow. Welcoming committee is already ready. Mahi (arase ) is floating in the air wearing white saree & mali poo. Back ground song vera ' nane varuven andrum indrum '.Everybody is afraid first remembering the fact that mahi died in arase. Vinu says come on girls she died only in serial she is alive in reality there must be some underground work & it has to be our serial directors who did this.

So one point is clear but how to find the root cause so they go inside. Once they enter the bungalow there is no light. Ck makkal switch on their cell phone lights (see only guys will have lighters, since they light up often we don't have that habit). In dim light they go searching here & there. At one place Thols(without ghost make up because he doesn't need one) is flying in the air with his hands outstretched in white long flowing dress crying in a hoarse voice meenu, meenu (pei annalum evan meenu puranatha vida mattan pola irruke?).

Roja akka with courage runs after him & tries to pull him down. But her arms go thru him & she cud not catch him. Ck makkal r puzzled is he alive or dead (he looks dead always that is a different matter).Float ayyita annatha escape ayitaru.

So Ck makkal decide to go deep inside. Their Kalai is walking here & there with a chandramuki look in face & a black saree. Jasuku kolai veri. Runs after her to catch her. But she disappears once Jas goes near her. Everybody is surprised.

They hear voices from a distance. Ck makkal go in the direction of voices & find CJB, Sk, Thols, CR deep in discussion. CJB says now the audiences have become more violent. Particularly the girls from IF enga parthalum pinni eduthuduvanga pola irriku. Sk says to escape from them only pei kathai vittu we have to hide here so that they will not find us.CR says me too got a nice treatment recently with sand bags in ears ouch I still have pains. Thols says but we shud not blame them its us who showed them so much violence in serials now we r tasting our own medicine.

Meantime another thols comes floating inside calling meenu meenu. Thols shouts aaa enakae payama irruke. CJB sir pls shut down that projector for some time. Otherwise I will get heart attack. CJB goes & switches off the projector. All the images vanish.

Ck makkal r surprised but r happy since the directors r afraid of them. Nallu says lets give them a shock in their own way. She switches on her cell phone & out comes the image of baby anjali (Ananthavalli amman). Ck makkal go in to hiding & nallu projects the image on directors. CJB shouts aahh ananthavalli now only I switched off the projector how come this. Now directors hear BA talking. Naan neja ananthavalli da , aei CJB un serial ordalunu enna vacha kathai edukura naan ukuramana deivam da ungala ella oru vazhli panithuthan ennku maru velai. With this she laughs her trademark laughter.

All directors run for their life followed by BA for some distance. They run in 100 Km speed & vanish in darkness. Now all the Ck makkal laugh in loud voice(edi edinu sirikiranka). In their laughter the whole areavae kidu kidunu adutu.

THE END

P.S-peikala nambhathe pinchila vembhathae nu padikittu Ck makkal vittanka jhoot in bikes to their houses (Jasukku velai micham)

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#34

Jillunu oru trip

Roja akka,giri, Uma, jas, meli, kavi, eljay, usha, vani, suram, ho, tamil, vinu, caryn, niti ,netra & sue have assembled in the IF lounge.

Nallu is yet to arrive. Everybody r eyeing roja akka & giri with suspicion. They shud know something. Ho says Jilunu oru tripunu solitta nallu. I don't think we are going for just ice skating. I know nallu very well & I think she is up to something.

Suram pollampufying intha silu silu tripuku vuthukara kuthitu varamudiyama puduche.Intha nallu ponnu always saying leave ur hubbies behind. Everybody r nodding their heads seems like suram have read their mind. Uma is in dreamland with viscoelastic already(Can't blame her u see). Roja akka says kannukala karpanai kutraiya neeruthunga. Read the IF code of conduct. We have small kids among us like nallu, meli & usha decency maintain panunga.

Karpanaiku full stop. A sound is heard outside lounge. Everybody rush outside. A special plane has landed outside IF lounge. Nallu comes out & invites everybody to get in soon.Ck makkal get inside the flight & settle down.

Nallu says OK kanmanikala since u have boarded the flight it becomes necessary for me to tell the destination. We r going to Sweden ,To stay in ICE HOTEL.

Ho says see I said so. Everybody r ready for an ice- ice experience.--

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#35

Jillunu oru trip

ICEHOTEL is situated in the village
Jukkasjrvi, 200 kilometres north of the Arctic Circle in Sweden. The heart and backbone is the River Torne flowing freely through the unspoilt wilderness. It is no coincidence that the name Jukkasjrvi means meeting place in the Sami language.

Nallu says I think enough of introduction about Ice hotel. In the mean time plane reaches the destination. Special dress is needed to protect ourselves. So nallu gives hat which covers ears also. Special boots, warm overalls & mitts. These r to be worn over the base layer & mid layer that is layers & layers of clothes so that we don't freeze preferably woolen & synthetic.

Everybody gets changed to these dresses. Atlast nallu gives each of them parachute & says we r going to jump near the Ice hotel from the plane for extra adventure. Ho is jumping up & down me first! me first! Ck makkal r seeing her like what happened to her but anyway they all get ready to jump. The planes door opens & out goes Ho first followed by all. With much screaming they land near Ice hotel. Staff r waiting there ready to take them inside.

First stop restaurant. We hear a male voice shouting engaeum vanthutankala? Followed by dammalnu oru sound. Ck makkal r surprised to hear tamil here, but in their excitement they forget to take notice.

The restaurant is not made of ice. So for an extra touch of the Arctic, many dishes are served on ice plates made from the crystal clear ice of the Torne River. Ck makkal order veggie food & Giri wants coffee. So special hot coffee is also served.

Time to retire to rooms. Unique rooms decorated with ice art and sculptures. The room is fully made of ice. We can stay in this ice rooms for cold night experience nu nallu solura. A thermal sleeping bag is there on a special bed of snow and ice, on reindeer skins.Everybody vow to come with their hubbies later & go to sleep nadunkufying in chillness.

Ck makkal are awakened in the morning with a cup of hot lingonberry juice by nallu at their bedside. Breakfast buffet, morning sauna ellam mudinche Ck makkal r ready for adventure now. one day excursion in snowmobile along the winding Torne River. Everybody does ice skating also.

At night Ck makkal retire in hotel rooms which r pretty warm. Next day on a wilderness camp adventure where Kavi & caryn cook meals with help from Ck makkal beneath the open sky and Ck makkal experience the great outdoors north of the Arctic Circle. At night Ck makkal stay in Sami style huts, situated along the beautiful shores of the Torne River and enjoy the delicacies of the prepared by kavi & caryn by the open fire.

In next hut there is so much shouting in tamil. They r following us everywhere what to do? Roja akka asks everybody to listen carefully. Its thols who is shouting now.The directors have come here to escape from Ck makkal & see we have come here alsonu nallu laughs.

Roja akka is happy that she can dole out her punishment now. Every director is caught & Ck makkal remove their outer layer of clothes. Then they tie them together & a kick from Roja akka is enough to send them rolling down. Icela verachi pokatum.

Nallu says Ok its time to go. Special plane lands near the huts & Ck makkal get in. Plane takes off to IF lounge.

THE END

P.S- Latest news 4 tamil people were found by Sweden police in half frozen condition.On enquiry they found out that they r tamil serial directors. Treatment is going on in Sweden hospital & they will not return to TN anytime soon.--

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#36

Akkam pakkam yarum illa bolokam :)

The IF lounge is near empty. Only Usha, vani, caryn & meli r present. Jas arrives. Usha & meli enquire her. But she says she is ignorant.

The Lounge also looks different. Soft 1 inch carpets have been laid & super soft sofa is also added attraction. The lighting is dim. Soft music floats & perfumed candles fill the air with sweet smell.

Nallu arrives with a bowl full of pop corn. Jas asks where is everybody. Nallu shows the wide screen TV in the lounge & swiches it on.

Its sue chechi & nair bhaiyya on screen in posh sets like ATM film.
Nair bhaiyya is singing" Pon magal vanthal porul koodi thanthal……"
Sue is dancing & she is wearing gold ornaments from head to toe not even a place is left bare without jewels. Nair bhaiyya continues singing "diamond ,diamond,diamond girl ha she is my wife….."Sue says one minute. Bhaiyya asks what? She says can I have all this jewels?? Hearing this Nair bhaiyya faints. Sue tries in vain to make him get up.

Lounge is filled with laughter. Jas asks who is up next. It's none other than our kitchen queen kavi & her hubby. It's a Five star hotel kitchen & Mr.kavi is singing " un samayal arriayil naan uppa sakaraya?" . Kavi says I am searching for sugar only pls find it for me honey. Nallu says I arranged for a candle light dinner oh god why she is cooking there also. Mr.Kavi continues " nee illai endral naan nikava pokatuma?" Kavi says u better go & wait in the table. Mr.kavi continues "en valathu kayil pathu viral"
Kavi says ellarukum 1 hand,5 fingers thaan don't u know that? Mr.kavi- "thertha malaiyil thekolipom". Kavi – I myself standing before fire r u leaving or shall I throw u out.
Mr.kavi goes out frustrated. Kavi prepares a delicious meal & cajoles him to eat.

Meli wants to know who is up next. Its Niti. She is standing in bus stop & Mr.niti is singing "CBI enngae theda solu koncham kanvilai neecham kanvilai neenjam"
Niti touches his chest & says its there right inside u why do u want CBI for that?
Mr.niti- "satrendu oruthi ennai kadanthu sendralae,santhegam ulathu engae aval melai?"
Niti gets tensed & meratufies who is that girl who is bothering my hubby? Mr.niti faints in fear seeing niti's blood shot eyes.

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#37

Akkam pakkam yarum illa bolokam :)
Lounge is filled with recurring laughter. Some rocky place. Camera zooms in its our Ho & mr.ho sitting in a onjal which is hanging from two rocks. Keelai kidu kidu palam.
Nallu says Ho wanted bungee jumping but u can't sing a song upside down so only this set up. Mr. Ho starts singing " naru mugaiyai naru mugaiyaie nee oru nalikai nillai"
Ho says I cant stand here do u want me to? Mr.ho- "atrai thengal annilavil kotra poikai adugayil otrai parvai parthavalum neeya?" Ho – it was not me whom did u see? By the way can u repeat pls I think some where u went wrong it's the girl who shud be singing this(teacher puthi pokuma?).Mr.ho catches one rope & climbs up & runs away followed by a determined ho.

Everybody cannot control laughing & vani is down doing ROFL.
Up comes next our Vinu & mr. vinu. Mr.vinu is singing " maduraiku pokadhadi anghae malipou kannu vaikum" Vinu says why shud I not go to my hometown I will definitely.
Mr.vinu continues "thanchavur pocahdai de thalai attama pomma nichum"
Vinu- let the bommai stand without shaking its head but the day u stop shaking ur head in affirmative to whatever I say u will see a different vinu.
Mr.vinu- "thothu kudi ponna kapal tharai thatum kodaikanal ponal megamunu suthum"
Vinu- so u don't want me to go anywhere & sit at home ha?
Fearing vinu , Mr.vinu runs away followed by vinu.
Nallu says madurai karanga kusumbhu rumba jasthi.

Next on screen is suram & her hubby.
Mr.suram is singing loosu penne loosu penne
Suram enapa ena poi loosunu solureie neethan loosu
Mr.suram- loosu paiyan onn melathan loosa suthuran
Suram- appadi podu aruavala ipa vandiya valiku .
Mr.suram – kalai mudhal malai varai thenamu nanu unthanee neenachu valuren
Suram- appa appicila vela pakurathu illanu sollu.
Mr.suram- kankal modi dinam thongu podu en bedroom…….
Suram – enna un bedrooma namma bedronnu solu, ellarum kanna modiditu than thonguvanga pinna kanna thoranthu kita?
Mr.suram faints.

Next turn Uma & Mr.uma.They r standing amidst greenery.
Mr.uma- sakara innikura sakara adila erumpuku enne akarai
Uma- why r u asking me? let me test in lab & tell u!
Mr.uma- nee ikara naan akkara….
Uma- I am standing near u what r u saying???.
Mr.uma in deep thut is she understanding & acting or really her IQ level in this matter is zero. Oh god what will I do?

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Posted: 17 years ago

#38

Akkam pakkam yarum illa bolokam :)

Next on screen is netra & her hubby.
Netra is giving asin walk in posh locale & Mr.netra sings.
Mr. netra- oru malai ila veyil neram
Netra- evening means light veyil only.
Mr.Netra- azhagana illai uthir kalam
Netra- this is not spring
Mr.netra- satru tholavilae aval mogam parthen
Netra- yaru ava?
Mr.netra- angai tholandavan nanae
Netra- u r standing here right near me where did u get lost.?
Now mr. netra runs away.

Next on screen is eljay & her hubby. There is a set with nice decorations all around.
Mr.eljay- thaniyae thanthaniyae naan katu kathu nindren
Eljay- I am here for whom u r waiting?
Mr.eljay- nilavai poru nilavai unthan poorumai vendru viduven
Eljay- now I am losing my patience.
Mr.eljay- puriyatha perambe puriyatha
Eljay- u better tell me I am really not understanding.
Mr.eljay- thaniyae
Eljay- why r starting from first??
Mr.eljay sits down & closes his eyes.

Giri & Mr.giri is standing near a lake.
Mr.giri- mellinamae, melliname nenjil meliya saral visum
Giri- lets go before its starts raining heavy
Mr.giri- en kadal ondrae miga uyarthatadi athay vanam annathu pakum
Giri- we shud only annathu pathufy vanam it will not
Mr.giri- naan thora theriyum vannam,nee duaptavil pittithaiy
Giri- sorry I am wearing sari.
Mr.giri-en 25 vayathai eppadi oru tholikul adaithai
Giri- u 25??? stop kidding otherwise I will tell them ur real age
Mr.giri- aiyo enna kapathunga naan oruku poren.
He runs away.

Jas says now who is left out. We have seen everybody. Yes we did not see roj where is she?

On screen comes our roja akka & her hubby.
They r floating in air. A spaceship is parked in mars & they r attached to it using a rope.
Mr.roj- vennilavae vennilavae vinnai thandi varuvaya
Roj- it will not come down its there u see(she shows moon) may be we can go near it
Mr.roj- villayada jodi thevai
Roj- find some guy , I repeat guy as ur pair I am tired
Mr.roj- entha pologathil yarum pakkum munnae unnai athikalai anupi vaipom
Roj- remember we r in outer space there is no day r night here.

Mr.roj is frustrated & floats towards the spaceship fastly.

Now all(meli, usha, jas, nallu, vani & caryn) r doing a ROFL.
Sirichi sirichi ellam suluki pochu.
Thai massage therapists come for treatment but they have hard time as no body stops laughing. If one stops also next one starts

P.S- what happened after BIL"S fainted or ran away I leave it to ur imagination since it's a public forum.

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sankadevi30

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Posted: 17 years ago

#39

Roja Athimber

Imagine roja akka in rajput princess get up with her head covered(what they say in hindi ghoonkat).Athimber in raja dress(pavam manusan polachu pokatum).The royal court is IF lounge & makkal our own Ck makkal than.

Roja akka 's parents go & request athimber to marry roja akka.No way out so he accepts(vidhi yarra vituthu).But roja akka puts two conditions to marry him.

1- he shud not be afraid of her mad laughter & gleam
2- she wants a separate computer room with no disturb board outside.

Athimber accepts for both.So the royal marriage takes place in front of all Ck makkal. Coming to the his palace roja akka sits in front of computer
always.Athimbera kandukavae illa.Athimber gets angry & sends roja akka back to her palace.

Roja akka goes back to her palace fuming & vows she will not return to athimber.Athimber's mom is tensed knowing this & throws him out of his palace & warns him to return only with roja akka or else don't come back at all.

Athimber goes to roja akka's palace with his followers on horse.He enters the palace & finds so many women in ghunkat.Roja akka's mom explains that its a rajput custom & a girl's hubby shud find his wife from these women to get a chance to spend time with her when he comes first to his bride's house.

Athimber is confused to see these women.He can't see their face u see everybodies face is covered. But in one women's face two lights r glowing & can been seen even thru ghonkat(roja akka's eyes with mad gleam) & he finds her correctly.He gets permission from his MIL to spend time with roja akka but roja akka puts a screen in between them since she does not want to talk with him.

Morning athimber wakes to noises.He goes down to see roja akka putting fight with a man in loud voice.So he decides to fight with roja akka in loud voice & win so that he can take her back(in real film they put sword fight).So the voice duel starts,rendu perum kathi kathi sanda poduranga & we know the result before starting itself ie roja akka wins.

Athimber goes back to palace putting on a long face & gets his earful from his mom also.This all makes him mad & he is singing the song

"Roja roja roja roja.....
Kanada pinnae unnedathil enai vittu vedu vanthen......."Again & again non stop like a kirel villuntha recordu.

Royal messenger flies in a horse to give this message to roja akka as their was chances of everyone becoming mad.Roja akka is so touched & she returns to his palace atop a elephant.What happened when she saw athimber is..... well i leave it to ur imagination. 😳

Royal court starts. All Ck makkal r present.
Roja akka The Great makes a announcement(in the film akbar makes a announcement)
1.Athimber is only for me & the sole rights of torturing him belongs to me(side glances to nallu & nallu shakes her head,but nayee valla nimutha mudiyathurathu vera visayam).

2.My only aim is keep Ck makkal happy & join more people in this gang & i will sincerely work towards it.

Lounge fills with laughter & claps.

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Posted: 17 years ago

#40

On a hot hot trip
Roja akka,giri, Uma, jas, meli, kavi, eljay, usha, vani, suram, ho, tamil, vinu, caryn, niti ,netra,ginny,kadhambari & sue have assembled in the IF lounge.

The hot topic being discussed in lounge is nallu. All r thinking we were heaving a sigh of relief last week that there will be no torture from nallu.But now see she has started again.Edula hot tripam erukurathu pothathunu.

Roja akka says OK no tension lets see what happens.Nallu arrives with sets of cotton clothes for all members to which they all get changed.Helicopters arrive & Ck makkal fly to ?????

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