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😆As he walks towards her, Kanya has a panic attack,

Kanya: What are you doing? Why are u coming towards me? I am ........I am................. 😳

He comes real close, real close,

Kanya: Dekho haath lagayaa naa to phir.....

He takes both his arms as if he is going to grab here when kanya closes her eyes and ready to scream, all she hear is 😆 she opens her eyes

Ranbir is sitting on the sofa laughing hard tears are coming out of his eyes,

Kanya : What is so funny 😡

Ranbir : I mean what was that all about, mimicing her " wat wat are yu doing, dont come near me, " goes back into his hysterically laughing mode

Kanya is grr 😡😡

Ranbir : You actually thought that I would , common you know me my standards are better

Kanya is now annoyed, he always does this

Kanya: Haa!! you think too much of yourself, even if you wanted to you couldnot have touched me

Ranbir: oh yeah why is that

Kanya: I am black belt in karate

Ranbir : Really then what was mimicing her again "Dekho haath lagaya naa to ........." , it looked like a person who was scared out of her wits rather than a........( thinks and then turns back to her ) yeah........black belt ( pretending to shiver in fear )

Kanya was so annoyed

Kanya : I was only warning you, maybe next time i should just hurt you 😡

Ranbir: was that a warning I thought it was more like you were going to scream

Kanya would rather die than tell him that she wanted to scream tries to think of something nasty to answer back

Ranbir sobers : Dont worry chipkali, I dont think I would have to go that far to get what i want you know

Kanya looks confused

Ranbir : Dont worry Mein tumpe rape nahi karoonga

Kanya : Tum karhi nahi sakthey

Ranbir : Hello Madam mujhe kay pagal kutte nay kaata hai, aur yeah kya, your threat sounds more like an open offer to me

Kanya: Huh What the hell, I didnot mean that

Ranbir : Well watever you are wasting my precious sleep

he goes and tries to get comfortable in the couch, but since he was so huge it was hard

Kanya here was in this strange bed too much room and the room has become cold all of sudden she was feeling cold even under 2 blankets

Kanya looking up stared at a AC which was right above the head, she goes and tries to the find the outlet for it to unplug,

After a while ranbir who is in half sleep is woken up by a screeching sound he is like who is that, what the hell opens his eyes and blinks on where he is

Ranbir walking towards kannu : God Kanya what the hell are you doing in my room, Get out get out right now, why am i sleeping on the sofa

Kanya : Ranbir, wake up, we are married

After sometime he seems to remember : What the hell are you doing moving my bed

Kanya: its so cold I wanted to turn of the A/c apparently the outlet is at the back I cannot lift so i am pushing

Ranbir : what no way you cannot turn the a/c off, i cannot sleep without a/c

Kanya : Well too bad, you better learn to sleep without the a/c on, becoz I cannot sleep with it on or find urself a new room 2morrow

Ranbir: why should I , this is my room not urs, i will be as i want, not as you wish

Kanya tries and tries and finally is able to unplug the a/c goes tos leep

Here ranbir is sweating, doesnot know why he was awake then realized the chipkali has turned the a/c off

after a while kanya gets up as she is too cold to sleep

this time her bed is moved back to the original position and Ranbir has made sure that it is firm and doesnot come out easily

Turns around to look at him who is sleeping so well, infact he was snoring

SHe rips his blanket off and goes and sleeps in the adjoining sofa getting her blankets the night passed by in between blanket fights and a/c a/c games both of them got tired

Ranbir wakes up takes his blanket and switches on the a./c too sleepy to walk back to the couch he sleeps on the bed. after a while kanya gets up again to see her 2nd blanket gone ( the one she took from ranbir) goes back tries to move the bed, sigh now that saand was even sleeping on it, there was no way she was going to move it tries tries and keeps trying the the process she falls as sleep

****

Its the morning Mallika comes hoping they didnot kill themselves by fighting and opens the door only to see Kanya sleeping in Ranbir arms , she thought " God they look so cute together "

Just then Kanya puts her hand across Ranu chest, after that horrible night of cold she felt so blissed holding this warm pillow, no no it was not pillow it was something hard, watever it was, it was nice and warm snuggling closer

Ranbir thinks in sleep something was moving close to him it was annoying him as it was crawling across his chest , he held it with his right hand and brought it on that side getting kannu even closer

Kanya could feel something pulling her hand, wait a minute it looked another hand was touching hers

Ranbir felt another soft hand in his, he yanked open his eyes : ANother hand, dude u must be mental(thinking unless its.......)

at the same time Kanya realizes, they both get up at the same time ranu was still holding kanu hand.........making her fall on him again

embarrassed to the core both of them looked on to say something, just then they here ahem ahem

Much to their shock Mallika was standing there grinning ear to ear leaving both of them 😳😳

After effects of Suhaag raath 😆

Ran and Kan fight

kanya who is trying to come in terms with the reality just stares 😳 at mallika

Mallika : patha hia sorry baba, but is almost 9:00am sab breakfast kay liye wait karrahai hai chaldi karoo beta

Kanya barely said : Ji mumiji

it was not everyday kanya got up in a strangers arms , it was so 😳

Ranbir : look what you have done, how the hell are we going to get a divorce when my mom thinks ................ looks at pinked kanya.............. it is all your fault, you should have given me the bed and taken the sofa, now your phool ki dhukan and phoolandevi sister will be after me, god i even stink like you, god only knows how many times i have to take shower ..yuck, how desperate

Kanya 's embarrasement vanished in think air, now she was angry : I am desperate, first of all i did you a big favour by marrying you, it wouldnot have taken 2 minutes for me to tell your mother u fought with me, i save your ass the 2nd time and upon that i agree to spend the night with you and what do i get not even a bed for all that , you know, i always forget the fact that your a not human, anyways move now i have to go and get ready

Ran : hey chipkali, going to start an argument

Kanya: please, i only want to get ready before you becoz they will expect me to cook something today, I know i know i should do the opposite

kanya gets ready soon and leaves

Mallika : Acha huwa beta hum tumhara hi intezaar karrahai thay

Kanya takes her ashirwaad along with big D

Big D : Chalo beta, aaj tu kum metha banana , kya banayegi

Rewa: Haan bhi tumhe to yeah sab aatha hi hoga, naa cook honge ghar pay , i mean tum thodi afford karsakthi hoo

Mallika : array aaj to shanaya kaa bhi pehla din hai naa, kahan hai woh

Rewa: common Mallika bhabhi, bade ghar ki beti hai, ethni jaldi thodi utaygi, aur ussay yeah sab karne ki zaroorath kya hai, uske ghar say

Big D: array rewa beta, this is just shagun, common go and wake her up

Just before she leaves, she over hears Kanya saying to mallika

Kanya : Woh kya hai naa mumiji, mujhe kuch aatha hi nahi hai ghar mein sapse choti hoon naa isliye

Mallika : Koi baath nahi beta, mein help kardethi hoon,

Rewa : acha yeah baath hai, ab dekho mein apka naak kaise kaaththi hoon

Kanya was the sheera expert in her house, but here she stood their patiently watching her MIL as she showed the procedure, the dish is done both she and mallika go out to overlook the table set

Here rewa comes in get the best chef to make sheera for her and she was going to present it as shanaya's work. While going out,

Rewa : Bloody middleclass, Tumhe aur tumhari saas ko to mein abhi dikhathi hoon,

Shanta tai who was justing coming in sees, rewa adding something to a dish. After she leaves she quickly goes in and taste the dish.

Shanta : Tu pate kapde nay namak dala hai, acha hai, sheera khakay baag jaayenge

Kanya comes in : kya huwa shantu,

Shanta : array woh phate kapde nay namak miladiya tere sheere mein

Kanya : oh no ab kya hoga, i didnot even make it, mumiji made it, oh god it will be so embarrasing for her.

Just then Shanta is like : tujhe issay kya, chal naa jithne din edhar hai tum achay say movie dekho aur phir niklo

Kanya : par mumiji is so good

Mallika calling Kanya : Beta, kanya kahan hai tu

Shanta : you are too good for your own good , tu jaa mein kuch karthi hoon

Kanya : Ji mumiji

Mallika : jaa beta dekh, ranbir tyaar huwa hai ki nahi

Kanya : Ji 😳 woh abhi neech athay hi honge,

Mallika Jaa naa usko kisi cheeze ki zarooth huwe tho

Reluctantly she goes back : Oh god.......... what the.......... why .......... turning her back........closing her eyes tight....................Ranu was shirtless 😆 kanu freaks out

Ranbir : Kya hai, 😡

Kanya stammering : am.....woh mumiji ney beja,

get ready soon, I will come later, hurries back ....

Mallika : Kya huwa ranu kahan hai

kanya : Ji....woh ....... arahai hai

Everybody assembles for the breakfast

Eva : Oh kya banahai, I am so hungry, chachi, Mallika dadi batharahi thi apne aaj sheera i mean Halwa banaya hai

Rewa : haan aur shanaya nay bhi chalo beta, lekhe aavo,

Shanaya goes and gets hers and shanta gets kanyas

Mallika : nahi nahi, first spoon goes to the respective hubbies

Ranbir : Mum you know naa, I dont like anybody's halwa other than yours, its too much oil for breakfast

Mallika : pehle kaa tho loo......chalo beta feed him

Kanya gives a fake smile when feeding him she makes sure that it is everywhere but near his mouth

Ranbir was getting angry 😡 but eats it, he whole beard was stuck with this yucky stuff

Everybody goes around having their dig in the saying oooooooooohs and ahhhhhhhhhhhhs

Rewa is confused on what happened here

Now shanaya;s turn comes, ayan has a spoon.........spits right out..................

Rewa : kya huwa beta................

Ayaan : Woh mum yeah namak mein halwa kam hai, kya shanaya, agar nahi aatha hai to kiseesay pooch sakthi hoo naa, mumma would have helped u

Big D : Array teri mumma ko bhi nahi aatha hai, kabhi dekha hai ussay kitchen mein

now rewa is embarrased, Mallika : Koi baath nahi beta, agli baar mujse seekh lena tum teek hai, chalo bhai chalo eat up ur breakfast

Kanya is feeling super sleepy.. eva and era are going on and on .....and Shanta tai and Pooja to come with ranbir

Era : kya baath hai chachi, apko baadi needh aarahi hai

Eva : raath bar soyee nahi

Era: array chachu nay kaha sonay diya hoga, kyu chachi

Kanya : haan Kaal raath ki baath hi maath karoo, your chacha is a monster ek minute kay liye bhi nahi sonay diya 😡

Shanta and Pooja are giving a 😲 then looks at ranbir who is 😕

Kanya continued : All night there was no sleep,

Shanta yanking him : Patha tha tu yeah saab hi karne wala hai

Ranbir : What!! No no

Kanya : all night moving the bloody bed, pillow fight comforter fights god......

Both the gals are giggling 😆

Ranbir is like : No no...... not like that,

Pooja : not like that, dont tell me you were moving furniture all night

Ranbir : not me your sister was moving

Pooja: oh god you are so shameless 😡 you are accepting it, poor kanya,dude I am going to kill you for ........

Mallika comes from behind : shanta tai, you forgot today morning it was so cute 😆 narrates the whole incident......

Ranbir wanted to die....... now both the devils are going to kill him..........all becoz of that kanya

Fake fight Real Make up 😉

It took a while before Kanya came to his rescue and explained things to Poo and Shanta tai.

(Taken from Today episode 😆)

After the slap she glares at ranbir, for a second he was confused on who slapped who look

Ranu : You slapped me😲

Kanya : No no, i just did your pooja 😡

Ranu : what was that for?

Kanya : Bloody What was that for, for all that i underwent becoz of you, what was our agreement haan 😡

Ranu: What the😡.........You talk like a wife who has lost her hubby, Madam Let me remind you we dont have such kind of relationship so stop getting confused, you should be happy that i died not upset about it😕

Kanya : happy.........😡🤢

Ranbir has a ? look😕

Kanya : ahem, I would have been happy, but who the hell asked you to go into vanishing without letting me know😡, we both got into this together right😡, so why you leave me and go in the middle, if you wanted to do the natak of ur death atleast you should have asked me naa, dont you know there are only few things one should lie about.😡😡😡

Ranbir :What😡

Kanya : Did you ever think that, listening to a son's death you mother would have died, i know you dont care for her😡😡, but unfortunately i cannot be so stone hearted like you to only think of money , aur agar marna hi tha to achay say maro naa. ........why the heck did you want me to marry again 😡

Ranbir is 😲

Kanya : And my father, I did everything for my parents if you play such jokes what happened if my father would have got a heart attack will you get him back😡😡😡

Ranbir is 😲

Kanya : next time............if you have a plan please discuss with ppl who have brains then they will tell u what a flop plan it is, I have never seen a insensitive person like you, you dont even care for your own mother, she had not eaten since morning and you know how much problems she has when she skips meals

Ranbir knew it, but he never really thought it would go this far, infact he gave no thought at all feeling silly he just stared back and kanya

Kanya storms from there all upset

At home Mallika and ayan are really worried, wondering where u find him, just then Kanya comes in all angry, one look at her she knows ranu is going to come behind her 😆

Going to the kitchen,

Shanta : kanya kya karrahi hoo........😕

Kanya: mumiji to bookhi hai subhah say, aur aap to janthi hai naa mumma kya kahathi hai, 😃

Shanta : par tu yeah sab karegi to 😭

Kanya : Please shanta tai, unko dekhiye isme unki kya galthi hai, How can i be mean to her and poor her she is even ailing😭

Shanta : god you are too good for your own good sigh😡

Kanya takes the food: Mumiji aap khana khaalijiye......... 😃

Mallika : nahi book nahi hai😡

Kanya : ab aap yahan aayenge, mumiji nahi kaarahi hai😳

Ranbir comes like a baby behind kanya and feeds his mother and says sorry, i was just pulling a prank on kanya😆

after a lot of scolding the mother son make up......Ranbir wonders if he has to apologise to kanya😊

Kanya is going out of ranu room with her stuff to sleep with shanta

Ranbir comes and stands there unable to say anything, 😕

Kanya : I dont want to be with u in a room and u dont want me to be here, its just a nuisance so lets use this as an opportunity to make the matters worse😉

Ranbir is like confused then he sees his mum, and now understands that kanya wants to start a fight....... to get out of this place.........

Kanya yells : I dont want to listen to you at all, you gave me a cardiac arrest, and now all you say is simply sorry, do you even mean it, how many times have you done this to me ranbir there is a limit and this is it,

Ranbir : Array jaavo jaavo, kya chahathi hoo, maine sorry kahanaa, jab pyar kiya to mein acha lagthatha, lekin ab rules baath karrahi ho o...... ethna baav kaanay ki koi zaroorath nahi😡

Ranbir : mujhe to apni mumma ki baath sunnni chahiyethi, i should have married the gal she was going to pick up for me 😡

Kanya: haan haan lekhe aavo koi asi wali jisko baav nahi dena paday, 😡😡😡

Ranbir : lekhe aajaatha par tum jo galay mein pandha bankay atki hoo uska kya😆😡😡

Kanya: meri chintha to math karoo, please if you want i can talk to your mother🤢

Mallika was finding it like real fight the way she and Ranu's father fight, god they looked so cute 😆

Kanya : tab tak, i am going to be sleeping with shanta tai, dont come behind me, there is no way i am coming back😡😡😡

Mallika didnot interfere as it was their first lovers spat, she decided to give them a day or two to patch up 😆

Kanya marches to shanta room and gets ready to sleep

discussing about ranbir and his stupidity and how they had to fool Mallika, she hears a soft knock

Hoping that is not her mil asking for patch up....... she opened the door with apprehension

Kanya : Aap....... Ab kya hai................😲

Ranbir : Woh mein........comes in.......... looks here and there

Shanta : Kya hai ab kya naatak karne aayaahai tu.......

Ranbir : array mein naatak karne nahi aayaa......... woh mein.............. murmurs something

Shanta is like : eeeh yeda........ zoor say bol...........

Ranbir : Woh mein sorry bolne aayaa tha

Kanya and shanta are 😲........ : Kya........

Ranbir looks at their incredulous expression and asks : Kya hai haan, patha hai galthi ki hai, mujhe apko batha dena chahiyetha, I am sorry.....aagay say bathakay karoonga..................