Recap:
Angad: damn she is fine….
Tanya: stop staring at me…she then turns around and walks into class…..
Angad: I have got to get her no.
Tanya: he's hecka cute…oh well…
Angad: comes in and sits next to her…hi…im angad…and brings forward his hand…
Tanya: hi im tanya..then shakes his hand…
They then started to talk…and in less then a day..they were going out….
Meanwhile back in London:
Kripa and gauri get to school and find out they have the same classes…where as zaib does too…kripa and gauri walk into class, and sit down…then zaib comes in and sets right behind kripa….
Kripa: Gosh…yeh yahaan bhi…I wish I could just kill him….
Zaib: this is gonna be fun..the chipkuli is in front of me…heck yes…
Todays episode:
~at oxford~
Zaib: now watch how I beg the heck out of this chick…
Kripa: oh god, he is sitting behind me only if he was sitting next to me or in front of me…
Zaib: hmm…lets have some fun…
The next thing you know is Zaib starts pulling her hair….
Kripa: owww……you asshole….
Zaib: excuse me, maine kya kiya?
Kripa: you…
Just then Professor Sukhi walks in….
Gauri: Kripa chup kar…..Professor Sukhi ah gayi hai…
Kripa: (quietly) oh shit, pehle to yeh shit, aur piche ka shit…jo mera hair pull kar rahaa hai
Zaib: bhole kuch…kuch toh bhole…what is wrong with her? Say something damit… (thinks) wow…she is a stone…me likeeee (thinks)
Kripa: (thinking) okay stay calm kripa….
Morning class, my name is Professor Sukhi….im okay with everything except u dissing me…have fun in this class, and learn something, if those two things happen then im doing my job…
Kripa: aww, shes very sweet….doesn't look too old, maybe 24...
Zaib: that chick is definitely 24...damn she is hot….
Note:
By the way guys…professor sukhi….(special appearance) is played by none other then amneet89.…
Kripa: I like this class…wait he is sitting behind me…I change my mind…I don't like this class…
Zaib: hmm. Oh, ha yeh ladki…I gotta see what classes she has..if only I could see her schedule…(thinks) hmm, I got an idea, let me throw my schedule down on accident…
Zaib then "accidentally" drops his schedule in kripa's lap…to which kripa jumps a bit…thankfully none of that is noticed by professor sukhi…
Kripa: shit…shit..shit…what is this? Wow, jab se ye ladka meri zindigi mein aaya hai…ive been shitting a lot, not good…let me see what it is…its his schedule…let me throw it away…
Zaib: dude what is she doing, damn it?
Kripa: oh shit he has the same classes as me…my life definitely sucks now…well he was messing with me earlier…so now…im gonna through his schedule away…
Zaib: dude she better not throw my schedule away….shit…I didn't think bout that…
Kripa: (then gets up to leave) …and rips up Zaib's schedule, and throws it in the trash can….
Zaib: SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! OH SHIT!
Professor Sukhi: excuse me ZAIB, WHY ARE YOU SHITTING IN MY CLASS? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE, NOT A BATHROOM! MIND UR LANGUAGE!
Zaib: sorry mam, but I just realized I gotta go to the bathroom…it happened so quickly…gotta go and runs out of class.
While kripa, is laughing hard seeing him like that…she cant take it anymore and busts up…seeing her laugh like that everyone looks at her and laughs…included Pro. Sukhi…
~Mumbai~
You see a girl walking around at lunch….looking for someone….
Angad: comes up from behind, and covers her eyes and says BOOOO!
Girl: AHHHHHHH!
Angad: tanya, what is this, ur gonna kill me one day, with two reasons, one ur looks and two, ur freakin screaming…don't u girls get tired of screaming….
Tanya: angad, that was not funny….don't u do that again…because I was about to turn around and hit u were it hurts…
Angad: thinks about it,…and shakes his head…and says man do I got a violent girlfriend…
Tanya: why thank you! And walks away…
Angad: tanya, ur crazy….
Some nearby girls where saying, wow look at the couple they look so cute together…very good, gosh but I have to say the girl looks a bit to slutty….and look at the guy…he is damn hot…I heard his name is angad, and the slutty whores name is tanya…they would look better only if, she wouldn't look so whor* type…
Angad & Tanya: both of them heard what she said, due to which tanya ran away crying from there, with angad at her heels saying tanya don't listen to them, tanya wait, listen….PSYCH, IF U THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, SORRY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, KRIPA IS THAT TYPE OF A GIRL NOT TANYA!
Tanya then goes up to the girls, and gets in front of them, well look who's talking…the slut herself, I heard you went to a party, met someone and woke up the next morning engaged to poor guy…..I also heard ur freekin pregnant…oh well sorry for your baby, he or she will never know who the father is, after knowing about all the guys you went sleeping around with, im surprised u still havent gotten aids…one more night, and bah bye for you, maybe this is also one of the reasons why ur parents kicked u out….and bit**, don't u ever talk shit about me, cuz I have a lot more to say, id rather dress like this, then have a horrible character like you, ur a straight up prostitute…except u don't get paid…u just stand at the corner…and ur picked up…so sorry for you, did I hurt ur darn feelings…
The girl had tears in her eyes, but a lot of rage in them to, she was just about to speak, but decided on giving tanya a slap, but she was…cut off….tanya caught her hand, and threw it down with force…
Tanya: sorry bit** it don't work like that, with Tanya Sharma, no one messes with her….
Tanya then walks away leaving a bunch of kids shocked…especially angad….he was left petrified…
Angad: (thinks) on second thought I should not have gone out with her…she is hecka vicious....dude I was just messing and look at her…I didn't ever think there would be a woman like her….
~Meanwhile~
Zaib: dude, damn it…I didn't even write my schedule down…how the heck am I supposed to go to my next class…
Kripa: I pity the poor dude…ah I will give him his schedule back….
~Flashback~
Hmm…what is this…this is his schedule…lets have some fun kripa…
She then takes out another piece of paper, and takes it with her, and rips it up….acting as if it were zaib's darn paper….
~End of flashback~
Zaib: damn, im gonna kill her…
Just then the bell rings….kripa then goes up to a random guy and tells him to give it to zaib….
Zaib then walks out of the bathroom and goes back to class, the random dude, then comes up to him and gives his schedule to him…zaib grabs it and opens it, then looks at it and says thank the lord…dude but how did u get my schedule…
Random dude: the chick in front of you…she told me to give it back to you…
Zaib: Ohh…I think someone got a crush on me…she gave it back to me…oh thank god I love her…actually I only love her because she didn't rip up my schedule….eh forget that…but where is she…what if I don't meet her again…wait what…I will see her tomorrow…duh we got this class together…
That's it guys…I will update tomorrow….plz comment….
Ishaani
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