Rishte hi rishte
They met his friends, ate, drank Scottish liquor and beer and took a cab home at 2 AM
Ma had called and left a message
“Kya hua?” she called back as readied to take a shower
He got in her way deliberately,
He was shaving
She couldn’t help smile
“Tum shave kar lo main bahar jaati hoon”
He basically smeared a giant foam ball on her face
She sputtered and wiped it off on his tee and ran out before he could grab her
“Kya hua Ma?” she panted locking herself up in a side room
“Naina is saying she will meet him”
“That’s great” “Right?”
“I thought you should know”
“Thanks Ma” Viveka was too giddy, too drunk too happy right now to even bother with anything back home”
“Naina came through” Anu sounded relieved
“When she said she didn’t want anything o do with him did you not believe him?”
“Kitne baar aisi baat kar chuki hai batao”
“When you say batao you sound like Dadi” Viveka giggled like a teenager
“WHY are you up so early?”
“Arey hum abhi ghar pahunche, who shave kar raha hai aur main aapse baat”
“Aaj ja rahe ho Norway?”
“Arey nahi…. He is shaving because I hate his beard”
“Oh” Anu was embarrassed
She didn’t want to disrupt her daughter’s happiness
There had been a big blow out at Rohini after Satyen’s visist yesterday during the day
Satyen had gone over to Fa’s jewelry store in GK 1 to buy something for Smrita, some custom ordered emerald elephant head bracelet
Then men had got talking, Fa had told him that Akash had broken his finger when Delhi’s famous aandhis had slammed the door on his finger
He was in so much pain for a while he had to be taken to a Rohini hospital and had to be sedated since he began to pass out in extreme pain
He was arguing with Dadi about how she needs to butt out of Naina and Viveka’s life
As Dadi had sat on the master bed folding laundry
Satyen had showed up at Rohini to check on Papa who was 100% better except for the sutures and cast on the middle finger
“Symbolically I was trying to show it to my life” he laughed as he made chai for Satyen
Anu was at work
Akash was WFH
Dadi was asleep
“Aap agar miley hotey Smrita ko she would have never settled for me” satyen watched Papa make chai arrange jeera biscuit and methi mathri and spoon out gulabjamuns from the food warner into bowls as he watched the chai froth up, despite being one finger down
“Hahahahah Itni badi baat”
“smrita loves a man who can be handy in the kitchen, because she cannot do anything”
“yeh baat hai?”
“Chaliye anu se ladoonga to agli baar yeh baat yaad rakhoonga ki some one some place might have found me desriable”
“Arey I can even tell her” satyen smiled as both men drank chai in the kitchen
“Amma kaisi hain? Chai is top class sir”
“thank u” “Theek hain, aging parents ka kya kaha jaaye batayen?”
“Hmm… hamare to hai nahi sir… ab”
“Bauji hamare mahatma aadmi hain” Akash sighed
“Ma bhi aisi rahin to aap sukoon se jee lenge “ satyen laughed out loud
“Serious” “IKR” Akash pretended to be a 20 something
Both men laughed hysterically
Took their 2nd cups of chai to the living room
“I couldn’t be happier than I am today” satyen smiled
He was still limping, he still needed a major surgery
His vitals were not the best
But something about the Mathurs made him real happy
He envied Akash deep down
He had not met a more content man
“Your daughter must get her attitude from you” satyen sipped raising his cup
“Chaar chaar hain abhi, kiski baat ho rahi hai sir”
They laughed again
“Hamari jo hain ab”
“Oh BIVEKA? Jee jee… I don’t know I think she is restless and ambitious she has somewhat made peace with her situation after getting rejected from Kharagpur”
“suna hai aapki Diya Bangalore ja rahin hain masters ke liye?”
“yeh bhi suba hoga Karu ke liye Rishta aaya, Awasthis ke yeha se”
“Sid is a great guy… I would have suggested Sid if they were not over 10 years apart”
“Jee jee” Akash’s heart sank
Any talk of Dhamijas caused him anxiety.
Satyen had a faraway look in his eyes
“Its like I cant have enough of you guys I want to be connected in some way, more ways with this family
“Yeh to hamara good fortune hai bhaisaab”
“I look at Viveka every morning and think “Kaise rehti hogi yeh bachi itni grounded and simple. We have extended family jaha bache kaafi ghamandi hain” satyen mumbled
Akash realized he must be talking about his own son
“Agar koi beti hai to batayen, harsha ka bhai Piyush hai” akash laughed out loud again
“KALYANI hain hamari” Satyen’s ears perked up
Naina entered and froze in shock
“hello” she nodded politely
“Aaja beta gulab jamun kha lo”
“I am not hungry Papa”
“Gulabjamun hunger ke liye kaun khaata hai”
“Are you here to talk about Inder? My parents don’t know anything”
“No beta” Satyen nodded trying not to be so shocked
Naina’s expression softened
“Good to see you, Un..Uncle”
“Aapki sister mujhe DAD nahi keh paati hain aur aap Uncle, aur main yaha naye naye rishte jodne mein laga hoon” Satyen laughed self effacingly
“For WHO?” Naina was shocked Satyen would bring Inder’s matter over
“Aap kaise ho?” satyen changed the topic
“I am fine”
“she is off to join a designer’s collective of some sort, hopefully she will start her firm soon,”
“Congratulations”
“I cannot live with inder” Naina said going back to her topic
Akash was becoming ballistic
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