ARSHI OS NAHI!!!!( NO!!!!!)
It was a normal day at the raizada mansion .normal as in the normal crazy in that crazy household. Mamiji was doing her makeupwa s touch upwa making hp roam behind her with her glass of fresh avocado and bitter gourd juice .this juice because she read in her new fashion and lifestyle magazine "STYLEWA that all she needed for fresh glowing young skin was that juice. although she disliked the very taste of it but ,you know, anything to keep mamaji in town ;););)
Anjali was as usual in the mandir shedding some tears of happiness without any reason singing " meri aankhon mein tu muskuraye, adorning her puja ki thaal with some flowers.
Naniji was with lakshmiji . payal and akash were handling their equally shy son ,piyush teaching him how to talk because although he was already three years old he wouldn't say anything but " ji.even in school he would not talk except for " ji teacher ji.,ji classmate jietc...oh! He was as tiring and cute but mute as his parents themselves .every two minutes his eyes would be filled with tears just like his mother .
Nk was practising to improve his hindi using the "hindi shabdkosh " khushi had gifted him.
Arnav was as usual typing relentlessly god knows what in his laptop simultaneously barking orders for aman on his Bluetooth .he was sitting in the poolside because khushi was sitting inside the room watching " THE KAMLESH KHABRI NEWS SHOW in full sound volume.suddenly she muted the TV making arnav wonder " itna sannata kyun hai???( why is there so much silence??).
"NAHI!!!!! AISA NAHI HO SAKTA!!!!!!the scream prevailed throughout the house everybody got so shocked and scared that the juice fell off hp s hand( HPshocked!!), mamiji s lipstick spread to her nose making her nose violet ( HP faints on seeing her) , Lakshmi ji kicked naniji and ran away ( naniji shocked), Anjali's puja ki thaali falls and the lamp she lit near the temple stops glowing making her yell "kuch anarth hone wala hai( something wrong has happened!!), piyush again starts crying and payAsh shyly asked each other "kya hua ( what happened )payal ji/ akash ji , NK s hindi shabdkosh falls off his hands , aman gets scared on phone and arnav's Bluetooth and laptop screen breaks making him say "What the!!!
He thinks something happened to khushi so he goes inside the room and hurriedly asks
"what happened khushi , why did you scream so loud? Are you fine , is little baby fine ?he slowly caressed her belly. " answer me khushi...
But khushi didn't respond to him making him panic even more .she slowly got up and took small steps downstairs. he held her lightly and helped her go downstairs.she was staring nowhere with wide eyes.
" kya hua khushi ji / khushi bitiya are you fine?
Everybody asked her concernedly .they were taking extra care of her ever since she got pregnant. They made her sit on the sofa and served her water . then she started crying hysterically .arnav and payal at once sat beside her and tried to console her .
"kya hua khushi , tell na
"wooh ...(sniffs ) woooh ...(cries loudly )
"chhotte , I think we should call the doctor , god forbid something harmful might have happened to her baby...
" no , di ...harmful yes but not to baby , to someone I love even more...
This sentence made Anjali alert she asked arnav in a panic voice , " chhote , chhote khushi ji loves you the most right
" what the , di ...you have any doubt , what type of a question is this? You have any doubt ?
" no chhotte, I mean khushiji said something harmful happened to somebody she loves a lot , but I don't see any sort of harm in you "
"yes yes Anjali bitiya is shaying correctwa , hello hi bye bye , arnav bitwa
Then payal thinks that something might have happened in gupta family and starts shedding tears automatically and asks khushi " khushi did something happen to babuji , amma or bua ji
" no ...jiji...(cries)
Suddenly HP says "arnav bhaiya I think I know why khushi bhabhi is crying
" so tell fast says akash.
"this thing is very sad
"what is very sad, ?HP tell fast "
"( cryingly) sugar has become 200 rupees/ kg!!
"so ?
" so I brought less sugar this time now how will khushi bhabhi make jilebi now !! HP cried .
Hearing this khushi cries even more and exclaimshey devi maiyya so much trouble , first salman khan ji and now jalebi...
"what!!! What happened to salman khan , khushi?asked arnav .
"arnav ji , kamlesh khabri ji said that my salman ji is jailed in jodhpur for killing a krishna mrug
"a krishna mrug ,!! What is that ? is it something related to lord Krishna and how can salman khan kill a god , I thought they were immortalsaid a confused arnav.
" offo !!arnav ji , krishna mrug means black deer , my salman khan ji has been jailed for shooting a black buck which I am sure he might have not done !!!!
"what !!!
You are crying because of this khushi. Yeh ladki sach mein pagal hain( this girl is really mad). Your kamlesh khabri sells old news khushi , this was day before yesterday's news.
"what?
"yes khushi ji,said NK, "and there is no need to be sad because today he got bail also .
"really Nanhe ji , there is no need to be sad then ( happily) is he back to Mumbai "
"yes khushi ji "
"arnav ji please, please take me to Mumbai I know he lives there in galaxy apartments I want to meet him
"bua ji says true khushi , you really are sankadevi , I will think of taking you to Mumbai ...
"yeah, hud hud dabangg dabangg " khushi dances while going to her room making everyone surprised...
My first attempt at comedy pls like , comment vote etc... and tell me what was your first thought at the salman khan controversy, this was my first thought at that controversy...
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