Well behaved brood
"kal ka din achha hai panditji kahe hain humko, kal bana lengi Avantika rasoi Lakshmi nodded smiling at the young DIL with pride
"Kya khilane ka iraada hai? " Harshu smacked his lips
"Chinese, Italian, all American... ya roti wagairah
"Ghar par to bahar desh ka kam banta hai beta Lakshmi said kindly
Teeku was not very happy to hear that, there were so many rules about everything she thought
"Hum raat ko bana lein? she asked softly
"Bauji to bahar ka khaate nahi, pasta pizza hua kuchh bhi, Rishu ko zyaada namak mana hai, ghar ka hee khaate hain sab Lakshmi insisted
"Harit kha lete hain? she asked softly
"Aapko nahi kahen ka? Lakshmi was sad
"Haan... matlab... hum jab gaye raat ko to kha liye who
"Haan bus wohi... aur bahar desh ke khaane ka aap khudahee poochhen unko Lakshmi urged her to talk with her own husband
"Aapko text karne ke kayi mauke de rahin hain Ma Alka Bhabhi giggled
"Ya phone par baat Karen "Harit match nahi dekh rahe hon to aapko 100% attention denge Suman mocked
"Match to hum band karwake rahenge Lakshmi nodded savagely
"Ma hamari Rishu bhayya ki kya galti hai, poochhen aap Alka se parso maathe pe Vicks bhi lagaye hum raat ko Harshu acted hurted
Alka laughed hysterically
"Ma aage se hisaab maangengi ki kitni baar mile, aapas mein baat hui, larai kitni baar hui Alka gasped as she laughed
"Maang lenge... Chhoti se to zaroor maangenge... Dono ka ata pata nahi... kab mil baithen kab baatein Karen? Lakshmi looked at Teeku sadly
"us din bahar gaye to baatein hui Teeku offered it up
"Din mein foon karen aap, dopahar ka khana lekar jaayen... ya vahar khaven... shaam ko Lakshmi lowered her tone "Jab court se aayen to kamre mein rahein kuch der she whispered
Suman and Alka roared in their respective seats at Lakshmi's suggestion of early evening sex
Harshu and Rishu exchanged bewildered looks
Sita Ram glared at his wife
"Nayi bahu ki khichai na karen aap he ordered
"Arey nahi... hum to kahen hain inko Harit shaam ko aaye to ekdum neeche match dekhne... Din ka hisaab kitab kaun poochhega Lakshmi was deeply hurt
"Hum Chandu ka home work karwate hain tab Teeku mumbled self consciously
"Ghar pe aur bhi padhe likhe log hain beta... aap aaj se who kaam hamey saunp dein she ordered
"Ma inko kitne ghanta kamre mein rehna hoga? Suman whispered
Lakshmi smacked her fondly
"Lo... har baat mein mazaak
"Ma Rishu ko bhi aadesh dein she looked at her husband longingly
"RISHU MATCH BAND Lakshmi ordered as Suman hugged her warmly
"Yaar Rishu roared upset
"Yaar? "Yeh yaar kaun hai? Lakshmi waved a finger at Rishu
Rishu smiled sheepishly
"Izzat karen beta... Ghar ki Lakshmi hai Lakshmi urged
"thanks Ma Suman gave her another hug
Rishu nodded obediently as Suman passed by he pulled her wrist "Tumhe to hum baad mein batayenge he whispered.
"Aapko koi shikayat lagani ho to humse kahen Lakshmi urged Teeku eagerly
Teeku nodded
"Kahte hain kuch? Lakshmi asked hoping her son was crossing the line
Teeku quickly pulled her forearms off the table so Lakshmi wouldn't notice the many broken bangles
"Umm... nahi she said reddening
"Hmmm Lakshmi nodded sadly
Teeku texted Harit with a mischievous smile later "Humne aapko aaj bacha liya, Ma ne humse poochha ki Harit ne kabhi aisi waisi baat ki kya?
"Aapko koti koti dhanyawad he texted within a second
"You don't even mean it she said
"what would you like for me to do? he offered
"Aaj shaam ko aayen to neeche na jaayen? she typed with trembling fingers
"Yeh maang to kaafi badi hai, badle mein kuch aur offer karen aap he urged
"Hum apni Dilli ke ghar ke pics dikha sakte hain aapko?
"Sounds good he sent a smiley