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Posted: 9 years ago

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.



"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
Edited by Kjolovesbabies - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
Nisha we all so greedy bout the updates and it is ur fault not ours...
When we r getting regular ones then we want foochar when we get that we r desperate for in time update to know how we will reach to the future... In short it is ki
Hum chahte hain tum likhti raho hum padhte rahe
Normal or future no matter wht or when 👏

Name u all can decide waise Kajal calls me Arishka ki mumma I know it's long
Waise I m also called Sonu by my friends 😉
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Kjolovesbabies



Are Arishka ki mama kya kehti Ho Aaj aur aayega

Aur dusri wali chote rnb ki mama hello


Well we got an early one today so if we r lucky then hope so
Ummeedd pe duniya kaayam hai 😉
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Posted: 9 years ago
Ek try after ages
Waise tho I am not any good at poems
Tho pehle see thanks for reading

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Fortune through a cookie


Just another regular day at the home I found peace in
It's no more my safe heaven...it has all changed since she has been

I miss the feel of her skin against mine
Nothing can cure the pain..neither beer nor wine

I hear a kock at my door..I jump up and stand hoping its someone from home that's far
All I find is a wrapped gift.. its a cookie of fortune straight from the jar

What fortune brought along, what it had all well planned
What I kept running away from..what I never I thought I would ever kill to have in hand

It found me and had me pinned to the ground
I fled from town and landed in his house looking for her around.

And they say I shall never want to go back
Or at least drag her with me but I lack that nack

They say I would wake up in my bed hearing voices of my little stars
The fits to have a shower the tantrums they throw everything like her and her loving wars

They say I would call him my dad and seek his help
They say I would want my kids more than I would want to climb a mountain or feel her nails on my scalp

Today I stand in the future hearing my kids play and scream
I get startled learning its just another dream

WHen her hear her voice my world spins all over again
It's my little angel asking if I would get back home or her art's gone in vain

My little last one cooes into the phone
My stars create a mess pulling the house down with their flying drone

My heart races as I hear their mother scream
Speak yell moan or sing...when my world goes dark they are all my light beam

When you change so much and still remain a little you
When everything's the same and still a little new

I know I am me but still I'm hers
I called him my dad and still cannot forget the fate's curse

As I hold my babies tight I know my worlds way better
It's still not perfect..my MA isn't her and I terribly miss her

The waters of warm love wash my feet
If my Ma was the ocean I have found a sea indeed

She holds me close and never lets me go
II's my sea and she will always be I know

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Kal rath ko bohat likhney ka man kiya tha but other things distracted me
IT isnt the same anymore
Tho this one dint turn out like I wanted

Hats off to you nisha...koi bhi mood kitna bhi kaam ho
The update never looses quality

Have a great dday/night
Edited by NSB7 - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: NSB7

Ek try after ages
Waise tho I am not any good at poems
Tho pehle see thanks for reading

-----------

Fortune through a cookie


Just another regular day at the home I found peace in
It's no more my safe heaven...it has all changed since she has been

I miss the feel of her skin against mine
Nothing can cure the pain..neither beer nor wine

I hear a kock at my door..I jump up and stand hoping its someone from home that's far
All I find is a wrapped gift.. its a cookie of fortune straight from the jar

What fortune brought along, what it had all well planned
What I kept running away from..what I never I thought I would ever kill to have in hand

It found and had me pinned to the ground
I fles from town and landed in his house looking for her around.

And they say I shall never want to go back
Or at least drag her with me but I lack that nack

They say I would wake up in my bed hearing voices of my little stars
The fits to have a shower the tantrums they throw everything like her and her loving wars

They say I would call him my dad and seek his help
They say I would want my kids more than I would want to climb a mountain or feel her nails on my scalp

Today I stand in the future hearing my kids play and scream
I get startled learning its just another dream

WHen her hear her voice my world spins all over again
It's my little angel asking if I would get back home or her art's gone in vain

My little last one cooes into the phone
My stars create a mess pulling the house down with their flying drone

My heart races as I hear their mother scream
Speak yell moan or sing...when my world goes dark they are all my light beam

When you change so much and still remain a little you
When everything's the same and still a little new

I know I am me but still I'm hers
I called him my dad and still cannot forget the fate's curse

As I hold my babies tight I know my worlds way better
It's still not perfect..my MA isn't her and I terribly miss her

The waters of warm love wash my feet
If my Ma was the ocean I have found a sea indeed

She holds me close and never lets me go
II's my sea and she will always be I know

----------

Kal rath ko bohat likhney ka man kiya tha but other things distracted me
IT isnt the same anymore
Tho this one dint turn out like I wanted

Hats off to you nisha...koi bhi mood kitna bhi kaam ho
The update never looses quality

Have a great dday/night



Namrata!!! Wow 👏 👏 you really should write often
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Kjolovesbabies



Namrata!!! Wow 👏 👏 you really should write often

Thanks kajal
I can't write more often
Uthni talented nahi hoon
All that's SV's charm
Mine is student level 😆
Kisiney diya tha muhje poems likhne ka inspiration bohat pehle

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Posted: 9 years ago
NAMS!!
I hadn't realized how much i missed your rhyming poems till i saw the latest one. Loved it! Reminded me of some really good times here. Thank you.🤗


And ya we can call sonal as Curly ki Mama and i believe kajal already calls the other sonal as Arishka ki Mama.😆
God! We r a funny bunch!
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: moonwearer

Amazing Nams...keep it flowing

thanks 😊
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: NSB7


Thanks kajal
I can't write more often
Uthni talented nahi hoon
All that's SV's charm
Mine is student level😆
Kisiney diya tha muhje poems likhne ka inspiration bohat pehle




I know regular basis pe ek jaisa quality sirf nisha n Svm dete hai and hats off to them, still try more often not regular for that inspiration of yours
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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: Kjolovesbabies



Namrata!!! Wow 👏 👏 you really should write often




Awesomely expressed the image of the ocean and seas seem so apt and like the drops of water merging the family has blended and merged

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