Hampton's Live at Five... Exploding News...
Good Morning Hampton, We are sure you have appreciated our timely news just in(s) and iReports by the visitors themselves... In case you have missed those updates please visit our website and they can be found at here, here and here! In the mean time we do have some positive and encouraging news for you...
First off the elusive Jigs aka Lady ASR was found... I mean she is alive and well and kicking a few butts we hear and she is around and posting... It is still difficult to get an audience with her or Mr. Raizada but we are continuing to try...
Also there was an anonymous tweet that came through relating to this potential explosive situation... Since it was tweeted to our handle directly we are the first ones to have the pleasure in sharing this with you... The image can be disturbing and we give prior warning to be cautious. We understand that this was another view of the same picture shared by the writer herself and here it is...
We are frankly confused by this picture but was assured that the visitors know what this means... The only thing that we can ascertain is that this is a seafront facing bedroom...
Let talk to our reporter to understand the ground situation...
CC: So what was the reaction when you showed the picture to our visitors...
R: The most ajeeb reactions I am getting...
CC: Ajeeb???
R: Ooops... I apologize... Apparently ajeeb means strange and these visitors are using that word in abundance... Seems to be every happening looks strange to them...
CC: You are making as much sense as the visitors... This whole situation is strange... first there is suppose to be a blast, then there was a postponement of it and now all beachfront properties are being occupied and water and scuba equipment is a scarcity and we have a bedroom picture tweeted to us... this situation is quickly moving from a dangerous situation to a confusing situation...
R: I have asked that same question to our visitors and you can hear the answer straight from their mouth... Hi there... can you talk to me for a minute?
T12: My AD is killing me and on top of that I am here for the main event... where do you think I can find 1 minute to spare you?
R: I understand ma'am but your support will be very much appreciated to solve this mystery... first tell me your name?
T12: I am Rashmi... and without wasting my time ask me what you want to know...
R: Why is this event so confusing? What is going to happen?
T12: Oh that... that is because in IPKKND they tell us that if you cannot win them then confuse them... we find that to be a good lesson and all of us are queens of confusion and counter confusion...
R: IPKKND???
T12: Now don't get us started on that man... I need 1 year not 1 minute to explain that to you... I suggest that you go to IF and educate yourself... Namaste..
R: There you have it folks, this is attempted confusion and counter confusion because these people know that they cannot win against our mighty nation and hence trying to create chaos... We urge our residence to not to be complacent but be vigilant..
CC: We like to inform our residence that the photograph is being tested for forensic and as well as for Ebola and no conclusive results have been reached so far... Our president had ordered a full fledged investigation and most of the war funds are being redirected to this investigation... Also we understand that Dr. Raizada and Dr. Gupta is flown in specially to be part of this investigation...
R: Yes we managed to speak to Dr. Raizada and he assures us that he is no relation to Mr. Raizada and whatever Mr. Raizada is up to he is not privy to that information.. apart from that he has no comment but requested that his residence remains anonymous so that he could be protected from the visitors...
CC: Noted and we will support Dr. Raizada... in the meantime what is the new about the photo send to us...
R: You can hear that from the visitors themselves... Ruchi right, do you have any comment of this photograph?
T2: Oh my God!!! Is this where it is going to happen??? This Jigs never told us and I want that love seat right in front of the bed...
R: Haan? What are you talking about? and Cherry why are you blushing?
T3: ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ ☺️ what else do you expect me to do man? I am a SS and I can only blush but rest assured I will be there for the full show...
T5: Cherry is our blushing queen.. let me see that photo... arrey vah!!! I want that high back chair and I want to reserve the twin one for Jay...
R: Charu right? Why are you reserving for Jay too...
T4: That is because she is my friend and that is what friends do for each other... but what is your problem in questioning my and Charu's motives... Let assured unless out assistance is asked for we will remain only spectators and not participators...
R: I am very confused... what is going to happen in that bedroom?
T6: Nothing... I am talking from past experience man... I am telling you nothing will happen in that bedroom... I am going to go with Re Re and Mini and remain mobile that way I can be closer to the action as much as possible...
R: Geeta, what action are you talking about?
T7: Let me answer that for Geeta, she cannot disclose what action... Jigs has so far only given us a glass of chilled water that also carries strange images... I am telling you man... A glass of water is like a drop in the ocean considering the heat that is going to be generated when the action takes place... What can we do with a glass of water?
R: But Kavi, what heat? Where heat? how much of heat? can you elaborate?
T7: You think we will be running around like this if we can elaborate... there is this thing called Shatir Demag... I am talking bout Jigs's SD and only that can elaborate anything...
R: As you can see our quite town is in total chaos... from the multitude of information we are receiving we can only ascertain that the threat of the explosion has not really negated and can happen any moment... before I sign off let me speak to another new comer... Hello?
T13: Hi there Bhiya... How are you?
R: Bhiya? what is bhiiiya?
T13: Oh that means brother... you see all these folks are my behna that is sistah... and I am here also to witness the action...
R: What action?
T13: Can't tell you bhiya... 'IT' is a miracle and they are allowing me to witness it without telling me to go home and study... If I were to disclose any info I will be asked to go home and I have to go all the way back to Rajasthan and to a different kind of heat... Plejje don't ask me leading questions bro...
R: There you have it command centre... I demand a pay raise after you guys putting me through this situation... but stayed tuned for more in a few hours as we have got a few more new visitors... for now, over and out!
Edited by Heavens_Flower - 10 years ago
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