ArHi Tales:*Thread Five* Link to Season Two, Page 145 - Page 94

Originally posted by: Semanti

Dat is ma favrit scene ya.

How can I tamper wif such brilliance ya?

I wud haf written a fail-scene like tis--

A: Koosie! Koosie! Testing! Can you hear me?

K: Yes ya, Arnowji! No need to yell. Connecshun is as strong as ever.

A: Why don't you bring da police and cum find me DAN?

K: Arrey! U told me not to, just yesterday! U said dat u needed a long-er brake 2 finish shooting!

A: Uff Koosie! U mishear and misunderwear everything. M said dat m need da longer scissors 2 cut ma hairs wif.

K: M sorry ya, Arnowji! M tink cross-connecshun happened wif da OTHERS.

A: What others?

K: Arrey! Shhh! We must not speak of da Others! U will get da massive Shock if I tell U what has been going on in your absence. U might even get da Asthma along wif ur Diabetes DAN.

A: Koosie. Tum ek baar phir paheli bujha rahi ho. Saaf saaf bolo.

K: ARNOWJI! Dun say those words deerz. Our phans are already very volatile. 😡

A: Koosie, enuff is enuff. Are u cumin 2 rescue me or do I haf 2 file da 69 petishunz wif SP?

K: Hold ur horses ya, Arnowji. M need 2 wait for da Shyamji to make a wrong move. How do I justify da rescue DAN? Who will believe me if I tell them that ma hubby telepathically whispered da address to me?

A: Koosie, da phans believe everything we tell them ya. When has that ever stopped anything?

K: Dat is true, Arnowji. No one raised an eyebrow when you said you've gone to Harvard.

A: KOOSIE! Stop discussing ma educashun and cum heer NOW.

K: Alrite Arnowji. M jus wait 4 (s)Expel 2 rewrite our post-rescue consummashun story titled 'Steamiest', nd DAN I'll cum. 😳

No frnz. M dun tink tis is a gud idea.

Originally posted by: Semanti

U can't beat me wif da husky voice ya.

I haf it naturally now. 😆 M ASR awl da tym these days.