Naina : arre diii car to sirf jab main sath me hoti hu ya mom dad tabhi use krti hai'..wrna unhe train me travel krna bahut psnd hai'..aur to aur unka train me traveling k liye accha khasa group bi bana hua hai'..(rathore aur arjun naina ko college chodte hai')
Arjun : aise to aisha pr nazar rakhni kafi muskil ho jayegi
Rathore : humm..waise maine aisha k piche contstable lga dia hai'. Dekhte hai ye hitlar uska kya haal krti hai...😆😆😆
Arjun : ye accha hai...agar wo constable pakda gya naa...to bechare ka pta nhi kya haal hoga...😆😆
Rathore : tujhe uss constable ki chinta hai..soch agar use pta chal gya naa hum uske ghar me kyun hai to hamara pta nhi kya haal karne wali hai wo😆😆😆
Arjun : waise college me shree ko naina k piche lgana best hai...pta to stalker naina k piche hai ya aisha k...kahi to kuch chutt rha hai...
Rathore : haan...dono k piche to hone se rha...dono ekdum alag hai...wo hume confused krne k liye dono ka naam sath le rha hai...dekhte hai..k shree college se kya khabar nikalta hai
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college me naina jaise hi college me enter krti hai...girls ka ek pura gang naina k sath ho leta hai
Girl 1 : ninu kya baat hai...2 -2 super handsome boys k sath...yahaan to ek bhi naseeb nhi hai
Naina : aisa kuch nhi hai...wo mere ghar me as paying guests rehte hai...aaj meri car kharab ho gyi thi to inn logo ne college drop kr dia mujhe...
Girl 2 : paying guest 😲 arre mere ghar bhej de inhe to...main to apne ghar me inhe rakhu aur upper se paise bhi du...😆
Girl 3 : to naina kam se kam hume introduce to krwa de...baki kaam hum khud kr lenge 😆😆😆
Naina : oye bs karo tum...hath pakdaya tum log to gala pakadne ko taiyar ho... pehle mujhe to acche se jaan pehchan kr lene do (arjun k bare me sochte huye)...
Girl 2 : matlab ???????? ye log tere ghar me rehte hai aur no baat cheet...haaye re itne handsome hokar ye attitude
Girl 4 : aare jab upper wala shakal deta hai to attitude aa hi jaata hai
Naina : oye kahawat ye hai k upper wala jab khubsurati deta hai to nazakat aa hi jaati hai...
Girl 4 : pr ye to handsome hai...aur boys pr nazakat acchi nhi lagti...to fir maine apne hisab se kahawat thodi si change k li...
(everyone laugh)
Naina : hum samy aur arjun discuss krne college nhi aate hai... class me chal kr thoda sa padh bhi lete hai...
Girl 3: samy...kya naam hai
Girl 2 : arjun
Naina : acche naam hai naa...chalo class me...(shree ye sari baatein sunta hai...aur wo naina k piche hi hai...)
(class k bad canteen me naina and gang baithe hai...tabhi canteen me ek girl aati hai...wo kafi pareshan si bhi hai...naina uske pass jaati hai...)
Naina : hey neha...kaisi ho??????
Neha : thik hu naina...achanak ye swal kyun????????
Naina : wo chodo ye btao...internal exam ki prepration ho gyi ya nhi
Neha : naina...tumhari kismat acchi hai...main syad iss saal exam nhi de pau...to tumhe competition dene wala koi nhi hai...
Naina : kya matlab????????
Neha : tumhe pta hi hai...main badi muskil se fees de pati hu...aur internal exam k liye jo extra fees hai wo bharna mere liye namumkin jaisa hai...aur jo internal exam me pass nhi hoga use final exam me baithne nhi dia jayega...to iss bar tumhara competition almost khatam hi ho gya...
Naina : hey bhagwan...itne sare senti dialogue neha...don't worry...tum chaho to main tumhari internal exam ki fee bhar skti hu...
Neha : no thanx naina...main nhi chahti k main kisi ka ehsan lu
Naina : waise main koi ehsan nhi kr rhi hu...mere pass paise hai to de rhi hu...aur ek saal barbaad krne se accha hai kisi ka ehsan le lo...kyunki ehsan to chukaya bhi jaa skta hai...samjhi ya samjhau?????????
Neha : prr...tum?????
Naina : dekho neha... main chahti to chup chap tumhari fees bhar skti hu...pr main isliye nhi krna chahti...kyunki tumhe baad me ye soch kr pareshan naa hoti raho k kisne tumhari fees bhari aur iss chakker me tum padh hi naa pao...aur paiso ka kya hai...aaj mere pass hai...aur kal jab tumhare pass ho to tum mujhe lauta dena...
Neha : aur agar kabhi huye hi naa to?????
Naina : to mat dena...mujhe paiso ki koi khas zarurat nhi hai...(itna kehte hi naina paise neha k hath me rakh deti hai...) ab jao aur iss se pehle counter band ho fee submit kr do...
Neha : thanx 😊(neha fees submit krne chali jaati hai...aur naina apni gang me wapas)
Girl 1: ninu ye kya baat huyi...tujhe neha ki fees dene ki kya zarurat thi?????? accha hota naa tera competition khatam ho jaata...
Naina : shut up yaar... aise jeet haar se bhi buri hai...wo padhne me acchi hai yaar...aur sirf thode se paiso ki wajah se uska pura ek saal barbaad ho jata...
girl 2 : tumhari issi acchai ka fyda utha kr...kitni baar log tumse aise hi paise lekar bhul jaate hai...pr tum nhi sudharti
Naina : to kya hua??????? unhe pta hai k mere pass paiso ki kami nhi hai...aur un logo ki wajah se main kisi k sath bura to nhi kr skti...ye mere nature me nhi hai...
Girl 3 : tera kuch nhi ho skta...ninu
Naina : actually you are right mera sach me kuch nhi ho skta 😆😆😆
(shree canteen me baithe ye sab baatein sun rha hota hai...naina ko shree pr doubt hota hai...wo subah se hi naina k piche piche...naina shree k pass jaati hai...)
Naina : tumhe pehle college me nhi dekha...
shree : wo wo main main...
Naina : kya wo main main...naaye ho college me
Shree : haan...actual me semester k bich me admission lia hai...to thoda pareshan hu
Naina (with smile) : to isme pareshan hone wali kya baat hai...hum sab hai naa...main naina...(naina apna hath aage badhati hai...)
Shree : shreekant sen(shree handshake karta hai...)
Naina : naam thoda lamba nhi hai...
Shree : chaho to shree bula skti ho...
Naina : ok...to subah se mera picha kyun kr rhe ho?????? koi help chahiye kya?????
Shree : haan...wo actually mere pass koi bhi notes nhi hai...to pta nhi iss baar pass hona muskil lag rha hai...
Naina : itni si baat...mere notes hai naa...main tumhe kal deti hu...aur agar koi help chahiye to bta dena...😊
Shree : thanx...
naina : pehle help to karne do...thanx bhi bol dena...😉 aur mujhe thanx canteen bill me zyda accha lgta hai...😆😆
shree : hummm sure...pakka...pehle mujhe notes to milne do...😊
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Sara din aise hi nikal jaata hai...evening me rathore aur arjun naina ko college se lene aate hai...naina ki gang ki girls aaj unhi ka wait kr rhi hai...so koi bhi abhi gyi nhi hai...dono ko aate dekh
girl 1 : dekh aa gye tere paying guest??????? kash hamari kismat bhi aisi hoti
Girl 2 : arre naina itne acche kaam krti hai...ye ussi ka fal hai...😆😆😆 sab acche bure karmo ka faisla yahi hota hai...tabhi to naina k paying guest bhi itne hot hai...
girl 3 : sahi kaha... wrna itne bade college me koi ladka inke jaisa nhi hai...they are super hot...
Naina : bs karo...un logo ne sun lia to bechare sharm se pani pani ho jayenge
Girl 4 : abhi to humne kuch sharm krne wali baat kahi hi nhi hai 😆😆😆 wo to zuban pr aate aate ruk jati hai...kahi kuch bhul naa ho jaye...(tabhi rathore naina ko call krta hai...)
Naina : bye girls...kal milte hai...
Girl 2: naina hume milwa to de...
Naina : kal subah tum log acche se ek dum sexy ban k aana tab milaungi 😆😆😆 tum logo ka impression bhi to zamna chahiye...
Girl 4 : baat to sahi hai...😆😆😆 pr kal unhe lana mat bhulna...
Naina : to main jau????????
(sab haan me sar hilati hai...naina arjun aur rathore k pass aati hai aur car me baith jaati hai pr uski hasi hi control nhi ho rhi hai...😆😆😆 )
Arjun : itni hassi kis liye aa rhi hai tumhe????😡
Naina : wo kya hai naa..k mere hasne me govt ne tax nhi lagya hai...to main has sakti hu...tumhare hasne pr tax hai...to tum tax bachao😆😆😆
Arjun though : iss ladki ka kuch nhi ho skta
Rathore to naina : waise aaj ka din kaisa rha college ka
Naina : kuch khas nhi... hamesha ki tarah masti maza...aur thodi si padhai bhi...ek baat bolu
Rathore : haan isme puchne wali kya baat hai...
Naina : kya aap log mujhe college chodne roz aa skte ho??????
(dono ko to jaise muh mangi wish mil gyi ho...)
Arjun : kyun???? hum tumhare driver hai kya?????
Rathore thought : iss arjun ko kya hua
Naina : nhi aana to mana kar do...itna bhav khane ki kya zarurat hai...wo to...aap logo ka rasta bhi yahi hai...to thoda to petrol bachega
(naina thought : iss bahane meri friends tum logo ki window shopping kr payengi..)
rathore : haan haan...sure hum log roz tumhe chodne aayenge...
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ghar pahuch kr...sabhi apne apne room me
Arjun : ek baar shree se puchte hai kya hua?????? kuch pta chala ya nhi
rathore : hummm...good idea...
Arjun shree ko call lagata hai...shree use college ki sari baat batata hai...end me shree
Shree : sir...naina ka to muskil hai...wo itni sweet hai, itni helpful hai... uss se to koi sapne me bhi chot pahuchane k bare me nhi soch skta...even meri bhi help krne ki koshish ki naina na...she is such a sweet darling
Arjun in anger : tumhe college me uss pr nazar rakhne bheja hai...uski sweetness taste krne nhi...apne kaam pr dhyan do...samjhe ya samjhau???? ab phone rakho
Shree : sorry sir...(shree phone cut krta hai...)
Rathore : shree naina ki tariff kr rha tha to tujhe jalan kyun ho rhi thi 😉
Arjun : koi jalan walan nhi ho rhi thi...bs shree ka aaj kal apne kaam me mann nhi lagta isliye daant rha tha... aur ye chodo...uss constable ne kuch bataya...
Rathore : ye hitlar bahut tez hai...constable ko chakma de kar bhag gyi... wo bechara road pr hi tha...aur jaise hi hum ghar me enter huye uska mujhe call aaya...pr main kya kehta ye hitlar to already ghar me thi
Arjun : aise to aisha kisi ko bhi chakma de skti hai...
rathore : humm...kal kisi senior constable ko lagaunga uske piche...taki iski security proper ho ske...ACP se bodyguard bana kr rakh dia hai...commissioner sir ne
tabhi maid aa kar batati hai k dinner ready hai...)
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Dinner table pr...aisha thode gusse me lg rhi hai...
Naina : diii kuch hua hai kya??????? itne gusse me kyun ho?????
Aisha : kuch khas nhi...aaj kisi ko maine apna picha karte huye dekha...agar usne kal bhi aisa kia to uski kal pakka tange tod dungi...
Naina : diii pakka aap kuch bhi kar skti ho...di kuch paise milenge kya??????
Aisha : ninu tumhe kal hi to paise diye the kahaan gye 😡
Naina : wo diii...pta nhi syad kahi gir gye...mere pass bilkul paise nhi hai...
(Rathore aur arjun dono ko pta hai naina ne paise kahaan kharch kiye hai...)
Aisha in anger : tum bilkul careless hoti jaa rhi ho...kabhi gold ki ear ring, chain, ab paise...kya karu tumhara main...
Arjun : wo di naina k paise mere pass hai...(naina, rathore aur aisha shocked...) actually subah jab naina ko college chodne gye the to paise meri car me gir gye the
(arjun wo paise naina ko de deta hai...aisha ki daant k darr k mare naina wo paise rakh bhi leti hai..aisha end me sabko kheer deti hai...rathore ki fav)
rathore : kheer??????? kuch special hai kya aj
Naina : aaj dii ka monday ka fast tha naa...😉 to meetha to banta hai naa...
Rathore : monday ka 😲 wo to girls acche husband k liye rakhti hai naa😆😆😆 pr iss se fast se tumhari dii ko koi fyda nhi hone wala...pta nhi jis se tumhari dii ki shadi hogi uska kya haal karegi tumhari diii
(aisha sari baatein sun rhi hai...)
Rathore : bhagwan uski atma ko shanti de...
Naina : are nhi dii to last 12 years se fast rakhti aa rhi hai
Rathore : matlab tumhari dii ko bachpan se hi shauk tha shadi ka...fir bhi abhi tak bhagwan ne suni nhi tumhari dii ki 😆😆😆 bechara bhagwan bhi kya kare...tumhari dii k competition ka banda ban na jo bhul gya hoga...
Aisha in anger : Naina chup chap khana khao...
Aisha to rathore : tum antaryami ho ya kuch aur?????? jab dekho apne parvachan dene shuru kr dete ho...koi divy shakti hai tumhare pass...ya khud ko bahut mahaan samjhte ho
Rathore : haan kanya...mango kya mangti ho...hum jaise log paida nhi hote...hamara avtar hota hai...😆😆😆
(Aisha gusse me wahaan se chali jaati hai...)
Naina to rathore : samy dialogue to accha tha...pr diii k fast k liye kabhi kuch mat bolna
Rathore : arre main to sirf mazak kr rha tha socha syad tumhari dii bhi thoda sa has leti...pr wo naraz hokar chali gyi...
naina : hona hi tha...tumhe nhi pta...aaj se 12 saal pehle maa ki tabiyat kafi kharab ho gyi thi..di tab se ye fast rakhti hai...bina kuch chute...itne saalo me kabhi ek baar bhi nhi choda fast...
Rathore : mujhe pta nhi tha...main sorry bol k aata hu
Naina : tum rehne do...diii aisi hi hai...thodi derr chat pr tahlengi...aur jab gussa shant ho jayega to niche aa jayengi..tum jaoge...to kahi gussa badh naa jaaye...tum dinner karo...
Rathore : aur tumhari dii wo dinner nhi karegi
Naina : fir se bhul gye...wo hamesha last me dinner krti hai... to aaj bhi
rathore : ok...
(sabhi dinner kr lete hai...aisha abhi bhi terrors pr hai...arjun aur rathore apne room me...)
Rathore : gadbad ho gyi?????? bekar me hitlar ko 4 baatein suna di...pta chale gusse me hitlar ne khana nhi khaya
Arjun : badi chinta ho rhi hai...
Rathore : chinta nhi ho rhi...arre fast hai...tumhe yaad hai...maa kehti hai..k fast agar naa kholo to fast lagta nhi hai...aur wo apni maa k liye fast rakhti hai...agar usne dinner nhi kia to uska fast nhi lagega
Arjun : baat to sahi hai...to kuch karo
Rathore : main kya karu????? mujhe dekhte hi uska gussa double ho jaata hai...tum hi kuch karo
Arjun : ok...main jaa kar baat karke dekhta hu...(arjun terror pr jaata hai aur aisha se baat krne krta hai...)
to be cont...
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
All things Korean
Ganesh Kartikeya
Anupamaa
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