CHAPTER 10
Late Latif productions ke no. 1 channel Parso tak ... Ki Tarafse No.1 " Juicy gossip Reporter of d year " ki award winning Gossip Reporter Namrata Jadhav reporting wid part tym bday ,shaadi n engagements ka coverage karnewali Cameraman Sneha.
Bahut hui humari tareef , warna Boss sach main koi sasti tikao reporter rakhlenge aur Manu vi part tym k liye job dhundna padega ??
Ab Aagey
@ Shekhawat's house where on one hand Angry - Mommy n massi r gossiping on d oder hand angry- daddy is auditing Rey kr dhaabe ki balance sheet . Swaron at raiprakash's place decorating chath for karwachaut .
Angry - mommy : Suna hai tu Mumbai jaake badi reporter sheporter ban gayi batana ... Teri Waha Mere mmm (looks at dad ) mera matlab Amitji se baat hui ??? Tujhe Yaad hai * emotional mode * jab coolie picture main unhe chot lagi thi tab Maine 1 hafte nirzal vrat rakha tha ???
Angry - daddy : shrimatiji Ek din ka karwachaut aapse sambhala nahi jaata ,har aadhey ghante main to aapnu bhuk lagdi hai ,aur matarani se maafi maangti hai !!!
Rey : Tabhi k3g dekhke mummy ji ke "aakhonse salt water lake " behta rehta hai
Angry - daddy* hits him on head * : Tussi Manu bataye nahi ki adrak - mirch ka bhav Ek rupaye se bad gaya sach kehnde hai Mehangayi dayan khaye jaat hai
Smriti smiles :* shows d pic *
Big - b se leke chote nawab ki choti begum, sabnu milya main !! Bebo k driver ka taka kiske naal bhida ??? Lolo ki naukrani kiske saath bhaagi , chichi ke chacha Ko kisne chachacha kisne sikhaya Sab jaanti hun main ???
Rey : inni vadhiya kaam kar rahey Ho , tannu toh award shaward milna chahiye
Smriti : beda garg te phooti kismat hi samjho !!!
Pihu : flashback
Smriti : I was getting shabashiya always ki jab tak , one fine day... Ik chikni chupdi moyi , satyanasi named Namrata Jadhav aaying .. padharing aur mere paith main laath Maaring , natiza usko page 3 dita aur Manu agony aunt banadita!!!
Angry - mommy : Dil chotana kar , Bhagwan ke Ghar Der hai Andher nahi !!!
Pihu : Kyun bhagwanji Andheri main rehnde hai !!!
In between nilesh comes in screaming
Nilesh : badhai Ho badhai ho lakh lakh badhai Ho
Snigdha : kya deepika aur ranbir ka patch up hogaya ?? Kya swayamwar main kisi kudi ki shaadi hogayi ?? Kya sallu bhai shaadhi k liye maan Gaye ???
Nilesh : oh balle balle !!! humara result aaya !!
Pihu : oh shava shava yeh batao kaisa aaya!!!
Nilesh * shaanse * : humesha ka record todte huye is baar sirf Ek Kt lagi hai
Snigdha : kamal hogaya kamal hogaya ,dhoti fadke rumal hogaya !!
Pihu : Kt Mubarak!!! Kt mubarak !!!
Amar : yeh kambakat law nahi Hota toh hum for very first tym full paass Ho jaate !!
*nilesh n amar sing *
Law lag gaye mere law lag Gaye
Badi zaalim hai ab zindagi
Iski aisi taisi, jaisi taisi, kaisi Aisi taisi, waisi, jaisi taisi Iski aisi taisi, jaisi taisi, kaisi Aisi taisi, waisi, jaisi taisi !!!
Angry- Mommy * shouts * : Nikal jao ulte pao mere gharse abhi ke abhi !!!
Smriti : yeh toh bade maze se fail hogaye ??? Tu kyun darde - Dil - dared- jigar leke baithi hai ??
Angry - Mommy : Ek principal ka dard tum kya jano reporter babu ??
Angry dady : haha nikal don inhe Ghar ke bahar , pitaji ke khoon pasine se kamaye fees Ko paani ki tarah udadita !!!
Snigdha : aur bikhri Zulfein ke wicket ghire ?
Amar : Woh toh Gayle storm hai , Sabke 6 chudake 85% se man of d mtch ,maane topper bangaya
Everyone ' s staring at angry dad ,hopefully for party !!!
Snigdha n Pihu * sings * : Meri aankhon me hai bling
Aur dil ko lag gayi wing
Baby I'm just gonna sing
Let's party on my mind
Angry daddy : Maine Kabhi mere baccho ki bdae party nahi Kari, Party ka deptmt na bagalwale Ghar main padta hai ,saarey pindh k baccho ki party uthe Hondi hai , daalo apni arzi te safarish Waha !!
Smriti : Pata nahi aakhri baar jijai ne party kiss janam main Kari di thi ???
Rey : Karlo galll , twanu holi da kissa nahi pata ???bas akbaar main chapna reh gaya tha ??,
Smriti : je hui na baat , tym loss kiye bager seedhe point pe aajao !!
Rey : Gaye saal holi pe kriya ke papaji ne ,papaji Ko dhed saara bhaang pilaya , aur bhaang ke nashe main papaji joh logo Ko dawat Dete Gaye, Uska bill Abtak hum store room ke bartan bechke chukare hai !!!
Snigdha n Rey r sitting together
Smriti : Isse kehte hai ram milayi Jodi ,kinne Sundar dikthi hai dono saath saath
N den enters d raiprakash family wid Kriya n mom holding daddy - r so as to control him from dancing n avoid todfod n humary New g mom has taken chand ka tukda way too seriously ,blings all over .
New - g mom : Sat Sri akal behenji , assi puttar ki celebration , garmagaram gossip aur karwachaut ki planning plotting karne waste aagaye
Daddy - r : Oye dhyan se leke aai , jalebi rabdi, rasgulla Sab rakhdo itthey
Angry - daddy : Twadi bhari bharkam motisi petu party khudi hi chali aa rahi hai
Snigdha : Aaj Mausam hai suhana
Jilebi Khana ka hai bahana Wat d wat d wat d !!!
Kriya n Rey go to kitchen
Rey : hey
Kriya : Sat Sri akal , haal chaal Sab Thik
Rey : AAP ki kripa se Sab bhala Changa ji , waise twaada result Abtak sana chahida
Kriya : Romance k beech main tragedy daalne ki tumhari puraani adat gayi nahi
Rey : Agar main yeh kahu ke tu acchey no.se pass hogayi 72 % mile tujhe toh manu kya degi
Kriya : zindagi main Kabhi aadhe century se jyada no. Maine kamaye nahi , chal jhuta kahi ka ??
Rey : Deepika Di sau bass Ab khush ,Ab yeh bata ISS guru Ko kya guru dakshina milegi ???
Kriya : tussi batao papaji se kehke diladungi
Rey : Manu toh badasa treat chahiye boss???
Kriya : seedhe - seedhe bolona Date pe jaana hai ??
Rey :tujhe jaisa theek lagey meri maa
Kriya : toh theek hai kal chalte hai ??
Rey : kyun tu kal karwachaut nahi rakhri ??
Kriya * blushes *
Rey to kriya : Accha tannu Ek zaruri gal dasni si ,kaise kahu... Maine ne na Ek sapna wekha , aur USS sapne se Manu pyar hogaya !!!
Kriya : Deepika padukone ne jhappi paapi to nahi de sapne main ?? ,waise sapna din main aaya tha yah rAat main ,RAat aaka hoga toh Bach gayi deepika ,dinwala hai toh Madam ki kingfisherwala ticket Maine katwana hai
Rey is frustrated holds her tight
Rey : Kriya main firse kehraha hoon dhyan se Sun , * looks straight into her eyes her *
Maine Ek sapna wekha ,aur rabdi saun Manu us sapnese pyar hoyaga kyunki Maine us sapne main ...
😉
Rey gets a call 😉
Rey : Haan vishaka ,( frustrated) kaha Ho tussi yaar , kabse wait karaha hun twade phone ki , kal kinna bada din hai humare liye kyunki inna kuch karna baaki reh gaya hai , phoolwale Ko phone karna hai panditji se baat karni hai aur kal rAat Ko chat ka plan pakka hain mummy papa ka aashirwaad bhi mil jayega , toh kal milte hai !!!
Kriya is as shocked as u all are
Kriya : Tum kal ki karnewale Ho ??
Rey : Mmm main abhi nahi bata sakta ,kal rAat Ko pata chal jayega
Kriya : tussi kuch galat toh nahi karey Ho na !!!
Rey : Galat yah sahi hai Woh to waqt hi batayega
Kriya runs from dere
Meanwhile auntys gupshup
New- g mom : parlour main karwachaut k.liye badi changi changi schemes main kehri thi AAP Sab chalo toh dhedh Sara discount miljaye
Smriti : Main sirf shehnaz hussain k pass jaati hun
Newg mom : Lo karlo gaall te karlo baat , aapki shehnaz te humari mehnaaz shame to shame , aur facial Aisa ki
Pihu interupts : chand ka tukda lagdey Ho , hola tha aunty aapne
New - g mom : Dekha bachey bachey nu patasai
Till den swaron, who have completed all d karwachaut decorations arrive at shekhawat' s place n snigdha runs towards swayam
Snigdha : Vadhaiyan twanu lakh lakh vadhaiyan n feeds him jalebi
Sharon leaves in anger
Swayam : ki hoya sharonji ,??? shyamse dekhra hun twada chehra tamatar ki tarah laal horakha hai , Lekin fir bhi badi sunder lagdi hoon .
Rimmi * sings * : kya khoob lagdi hoon badu sundar dikhti Ho
Sharon : Apne tareefon ke London bridge baandna band kijiye , gir jayega
Rimmi : * london bridge is falling down *
Swayam : Mere pass honeke khushi main Ek jalebi toh khalo tussi ,Manu accha lagega
Sharon : Jaoo USS Mumbai ki mirchi nu khilao Manu nahi chahida ,waise bhi main AAP ki kya lagdiyan
Sinni : * hum AAP ke hai kaun *
Swayam : Tu hi haqeeqat , khwab tu
Sharon : Waise bhi tum dono ki hawt chemistry dekhke mere dimag garam Ho rakha hai !!!
* flashback.
Swayam cutting veggies for dhabba ,cuts his finger snigdha tears her duppata in filmy style n ties as bandaid
And angry mom thinks
Am : mere swayam k liye isse acchi bahu nahi mil sakti , abhise kinna khyal rakhdi mere puttar ka zivndu reh !!!
Sinni : Aata Mazhi satakli
Swayam : Thandi thandi rabdi khake thand pao
Snigdha comes back
Snigdha : swayam twada kaala dhaaga gir gaya tha gir gaya , * looks at sharon *
Pata nahi inni Der main kinne logo Di nazar hogi * teasingly * Woh kya tha Aaltu jalatu aayi bala Ko taal tu * gives hi5 to pihu n goes, sharon' s angry look to swayam *
Sinni : * Radha kaise na jaale *
Swayam : Band Karo orchestra Oye !!
On d knees
Tussi kya sochte Ho mannu nahi pata par twade Dil nu pucho ke kya sach nahi ki hulchul Waha hoti hai toh dastak yaha hoti , dard Waha hua toh chubhan yaha hoti hai ,
Khushi tumhe hoti hai toh main muskurata hun , hum dono k Dil k mausam Ek hai sharon kyunki gardish Waha hai aur toofan yaha . N leaves in disappointment
Sits on d stares where Kriya is plucking flowers
Kriya : Woh mere naal pyar karda , Woh mere naal pyaar nahi karda
Swayam : kisska gussa UN bechare phoolob pe utar rahi hai
Kriya * cries loud n hugs him *
Swayam tries n pacifiers her
Swayam : kriya kya hua
Kriya : tera manhusmara bhai us yeh jali, Woh jali muh jali karma jali vishaka se shaadi karega Woh bhi kal
Swayam laughs hard
Swayam : jhalli pagli , tu Pagal hai kya Jo bhai papa k marzi k khilaf Ek shirt nahi kharidte Woh humey bina bataye shaadi karenge n Woh bhi vishaka k saath * laughs hard again *
Kriya : sach main karli shaadi toh Kabhi sauten Kabhi saheli banke rehna padega toh main Tere shaadi k liye khatre ka ghanta banjaungi Yaad rakhi , chadh jaanede main Aisi. Nahi
Swayam : meri jatiyan sherni , bhai inni jaldi apni barbadi main interested nahi hai ,tussi nischint rehke kalki tayariyan kar
Kriya : us khotyachand k liye vrath rakh Lu
Swayam : rakh le n * winks *
Kriya : Teri 1947 a love story main kya Dramayan faila hai ?? Tu kyun inna 12.30 bajake baitha hai chehre pe
Swayam : patnivratha pati hone ki keenat chukaraha hun , Teri behen nu lagda hai ki main aur snigdha
Kriya : Bass samajh gayi !!! Accha hua moyi Kabhi apni muh hi nahi kholti ,* pause * sach main Aisa kuch nahi na ???
Swayam ( angrily ) : nahi , na ,no ,not yet
Kriya : Thik hai fir marjaani Ko aide hi jaalne de , jab loha garam hoga tab marna hatoda .
Both hug n leave
😊
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Edited by namratajadhav - 12 years ago
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