*NO OFFENSE TO FASHION DESIGNERS, DORI-LOVERS, GOAT-Lovers and SALMAN KHAN-fans*
Thank you ipkkndfanforeva, segad, A.Hajnal for inspiring me! 🤗
It's just another random day in Raizada House.. I say random because there is no calendar in this house... Don't look at me! I didn't eat it up this time.. I wish I could go out to stretch my legs sometime.. the architecture of this house always confuses me.. I walk down from the stairs by the poolside and end up in Arnav's room! Ah okay, I might as well peep in today (not that he resembles anything to my bodybuilder Shyam).. the door's locked from inside but there's no one in the room? Weird.. ok I'll go back up the stairs OMG!! WHAT THE!!!
Arnav is standing shirtless in front of the poster of Salman Khan!! Mmm... ok he doesn't look that bad either... But what the hell is he doing? I quietly move closer to investigate.. it looks like he's comparing his own figure to that of Sallu's.. Ahem ahem what's cooking Arnav? Khushi not too happy with your physique?
Mehhh Mehhh
OOPS!! I meant for my laugh to be silent not come out as a bleat!! OH shit! Arnav is glaring at me now!! With anger in his eyes.. Arnav's such a bad boy na? But before I can get butterflies in my belly, he yells for Anjali to come and get me.. oh Arnav I was just looking at you.. why are you getting so touchy? Anjali comes and mumbles tum bhi na Chotey 10 times before finally picking me... up up and away eh? Anjali leaves me to roam around in the living room but not before dressing me up in a new cloth.
I think my saut is suspecting me of trying to lure her husband away. This new piece of cloth is fuchsia pink and it looks ridiculous! Why else would she want to dress me up this way? Surely Khushi must have put on all the gota on this thing. Someone needs to explain that girl, life ain't all about gota! Ahhh the stupid gota! It's poking me on the sides now. And this stupid dori tying it down. Let me tell you all this dori-on-a-choli-is-sexy is highly overrated. Yeah I know phangurls all hyperventilate when they think of Arnav tying Khushi's dori. But my dori is anything but sexy. For starters, no one ties up my dori. No correction – everyone BUT shyam ties up my dori.
Oh ok, if the hunk won't come to the goat, the goat will have to go to the hunk. With the perfect idea in my mind I saunter into his room. But what's this I see? Shyam is romancing my saut! THAT WOMAN!! OH no!! I have to do something!! Hey Bakri Maiyya, why does it happen, that my clothes come undone when I'm with Khushi or Nani or Anjali but never with Shyam? I gotta get rid of this. Can I reach this pink sash with my mouth? Oh good lord I should have attended the NCC class where they taught how to undo knots. Ahh! Brilliant it came off.
MEHHH MEHHH
Mission accomplished!! I have got Shyam's attention.. oh and look he's smiling at me awww My legs feel weak now.. no no Laxmi don't fall again! He'll think you're a weakling.. men like their ladies dainty not fainty. Ohhh he's coming towards me... What is this you're hearing? It's my heartbeats stupid! No no, forget Khushi's heartbeats.. she overdoes it all the time with the clutching and panting.. she should hear how my heart is racing at seeing Shyam. He kneels down level with my eyes.. Oh good Lord what is this warm feeling spreading all through me down to the tip of my hoofs? OMG is this... am I blushing?? He is reaching towards me, oh his fingers just brushed by me, Oh he's tying my dori!!
Chuaa joh Tune toh
Dil ne maari seeti
De de in gaalon pe
Ek pappi Meethi meethi
Yauwan tera Sawan bhara
Bheeg gaya Dil yeh mera
I can die and go to Bakri heaven now!!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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