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Chapter: 3

Nupur: ..wasy aj k dinner humaray ghar kerna...

MAYANK-kiya baat hai india modren hogay hai...

Nupur: kiya matlab hai tumhara

Mayank: ab larki mjhy khud date k liyan poch rahi hai...

Nupur: mera deemgh karab nhi hoa hai...mom ny tumhain dinner per bolaya hai..mein ny tu kafi mana kiy atha...per than...ab mom ki tu addat hai..daaan kerny gi, bhooko ko khana khilany gi...

Mayank: he glared at her..n than smile...sum people nevr change haina...

Nupur: yes perfection ko improve ker na muskil hai...

Mayank: wasy hum chay tu sath bhi jal saktay hain..its almost evening...maa ny tu wasy hi kaha tha k she will cum by herslf..

Nupur: shilpa anty subha hi agai thi..i meet her...n no thanks i'll cum by myself

Mayank: yaar jab ek hi jaga na jana hai tu problem kiya hai..

Nupur: mera abhi appointment hai.i need to meeet sum1...

Mayank: aur aao gi kase..ur car is out of order...

Nupur: public transport bhi koi cheez hai..

Knock on door

PA: ma'am mrs warsi wants to meet u...

Nupur: han bus 2 mins ..

Mayank: oki tum apna appointment handle kero ...cya thn...

Nupur: ya aj tu ghar ja ker bhi tumahri shakl dekhi paray gi...

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Meeting her clients it was 45 mins, when she finished her work and get out of the office biding bye to cologue...pressing her neck she came out n stoped in her track,,

Nupur: tum yaha kiya ker rahy hoo...

He looked at her ..

Mayank: jhasi ki rani nupur kumari k wait..ap ny kahin dekha hai unko..

Inspite of herself she smiled at it...

Mayank: chalo...jhasni ki rani can make u smile still haina

Nupur: han..abhi bhi sochti hoon tu hasi ati hai...kiya kiya tha hum ny us colloge play k sath

Mayank: kiya kiya tha...itna entertaining bana idiya tha...ab mera kasoor tha tum dialogues bhool gai...kitni daar book hoti thi na tum ...

Nupur: stage se mjhy itna daar lagta tha k bus...per by god kiya play hoa tha woh….she said full grining

Mayank: larny mein tu hum no 1 hain...so dialogue aur script ki zarrorat nhi pari...

It was a colloge play and nupur was use to me not so confident person, was scared to face such a big crowd, she was playing jahsi ki rani. But forgot her dailogues...n than mayank came in front, n spontenoulsy start argument and so the play was ful on masti, and made this play humour, my naming it jhansi ki rani k new avatar...n the play was super hit in collage festive...as whole crowd was ROFL...

Mayank: agar ap meray kayalo se bahr aagi hoon tu ghar chalin

Nupur: han…..mein aur tumhary kayalo mein..in dreamz..

Mayank: han tu mein ny bhi tu yeah h kaha in my dreamz dear..

Nupur: mayank tum kitna filrt kertay hoo ...

Mayank: aray yaar chal meri bhook k maray jan nikal rahi hai...kanjoos rhisty wali anty ek cup chay bhi nhi pilai...huh

They reached home silently...as she was too tired and he can see it...

NM: hello beta...

Mayank: namsate anty..he bow down n touch her feets..

NM: khush rahoo...kiya baat hai shilpa yeah tu bara handsome hogay hai

Mayank: han han anty ap bhi bol do mein teeli tha...

Nupur: rasty se hatoo teeli...namsate anty..

SA: hello beta..kasi hai meri princes

Nupur: bulkil thik

Mayank: yeah princess hai...uff ..duniya ki sari princess suicide ker lay gi..

Nupur: she gave him nt so interested look and went to freshen up...

SA: yeah asay kam keray gi tu is k kiya hoga

MN: samhja sakti hoo tu samhja lo...kisi ki nhi sunti...

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MN: tu mayank koi larki achi lagi

Mayank: anty wasy mjhy lgata nhi hai apki beti chahti nhi hai mein shadi keroo...

MN: kyun bhi

Nupur: mom..is ki list dekhi hai...uff...

SA: list nhi check list...tumhain pata hai yeah larki dekhny jata hai tu check list per chk n cross kerta hai

Nupur: w\WHT...heloo tumhain larki chayi ya mehinay k saman

Mayank: mehina k nhi zindagi k samaan...aur tum tu SOUL MATE finder hoo..tu dhoondao...

MN: aur wasy bhi mera beta itna handsum, intelligent...he rised his collar ..aur itna acha hai...tu larki bhi us k qabil honi chaiy bhi

Nupur: mom dekho larkyon k khuda ny aankein di hai...teeli se kaun shadi keray ga...how tacky

Mayank: oh hello ..kis ko tacky kaha tum ny...aur teeli tu tum lag rahi hoon yaha sirf...balky yeah stick ...

Nupur: mein jo bhi hoon na tum se buhat zayada achi hoon samjhy...

SA: ek min mayank tumhain chain nhi hai...aur wasy bhi yeah sahi kah rahi hai..itni sari requirements...

Mayank: maa tu bhi...anty ap sunay agar mein ny dil khol ker apni feelings bata di tu kiya galat kiya

NM: aur nhi tu kiya...itna sacha tu ha mera beta

Nupur: hello is ko feelings nhi requirement khatein hain...

SA: correct...over the top requirement...

Nupur: ap yeah batein...butter jasy nazuk haath k yeah keray ga kiya...subha nasaty k sath kahy ga...

SA: aur nhi tu kiya...phool jasay hath..garden mein sachy ga...

Nupur: antique museum pieces chaiy us ko

Mayank: he stood up ...dekho agar tumhara paas agar khubsoorat larkiyan nhi hai tu kah do...mein ek maago ga na 1000 milay gi

NM: arahy nhi beta..dekhna tumahin tumahri pasand zaror milay gi...

Nupur: han asamn se utray gi is langoor aur teeli k liyan...hoor

Mayank: mjhy kiya bool rahi hoo khud ko dekha hai khabi...

Nupur: roz dekhti hoon..islayan janti mein kiya hoon...she said raisng her hand in air...

Mayank: han janti hoon per manti nhi hoon...

Nupur: kiya nhi kiya nhi manti

Mayank: ankein dekhi hain tu ny khabi apni...itni bari hain k char admi ghoom ker bahr aajy..

Nupur: tu tum kyun jealous horahy ho...tumahri tu chasmay k bad bhi nazar nhi ati...andhay...

Mayank: aur baal...chirolai jasy…cut ker jahroo lagany k kam aay...actually cut kerny ki kiya zaroorat hai...zara chuk jao..wasy hi jahroo lag jay gai...per kamar mein tu tumhari pahtar haina...toot jay gi jhoko gi haina...

Nupur: tum se tu buhat behatr hoon...atleast useful tu hoon..useless teeli...jal jal ker khudi dhona hojati hai...kali teeli

Mayank: nupur ek baar aur teeli kaha tu ..aur kya qali…tum kiya hoo, bhoot naath, saafad..bhoot ki taraha…asa lagta hai fair lovely ki factor tum se hi chal rahi hoo

Nupur: huh mjhy koi zaroorat nhi hai..yeah natural beauty hai…samjhy…teeli

Mayank: ek bar bhi mjhy bhoot nath tum ny teeli kaha tu …

Nupur: tu kiya kiya

MN/SA: BUS...BULKIL CHUP TUM DONO>>>>EK LAFAZ AUR BOLO TU TUM DONO KI SHADI KERA DO GI..

Mayank: mein khud khushi nhi ker lo ga

Nupur: zaroorat nhi hai..mein khud tumhara murder kerdo gi ..agar tum ny asa socha bhi tu…

Mayank: mein kyun socho tumharay baray mein, raho akeli zindgai bhar..wasy bhi tumhain shooq hai, aur umhara yeah jo attitude hai na, actually arrogance hai na us ko koi bardasht ker bhi nhi sakta…. aur bhoot nath ko yeah suit bhi kerta hai…

Nupur: han tu tumhain kyun fikar horahi hai, jasay chaho raho mein…to hell with u..

Saying so she left the place….and mayank look at the her moving away figure..

Mayank: uff…a bap dono mjhy asay maat dekhain…u know I didn't mean tht…n he too left the place…

i loved it...😊

edited

Wao that was too funny

hey,

lovely updt fiza
loved mayur conv..bothe are funny
thanks for the pm

🤣🤣🤣
another hilarious update.
OMG !!!! how are they ever going to fall for each other if they keep using endearments like "teeli" & "bhootnath"??
🤣🤣🤣

by god kanjoosh rishtey wali aunty, bhootnath, chudail...aur kya kya naam se bulayegi ye dono ek dusre ko...aur Mayank ladhki cross check karke dekhta hey...phir toh ho gayi uski shadi...maine Mayank ko Nupur ki khubsurati ki tarif karte bahut baar dekha par yaha jaise ki uha kabhi nehi dekha... 🤣
ankein dekhi hain tu ny khabi apni...itni bari hain k char admi ghoom ker bahr aajy..🤣
aur baal...chirolai jasy🤣cut ker jahroo lagany k kam aay...actually cut kerny ki kiya zaroorat hai...zara chuk jao..wasy hi jahroo lag jay gai...per kamar mein tu tumhari pahtar haina...toot jay gi jhoko gi haina...🤣

kaha se aise idea lekar ate ho tum dono yaar...b/w mujhe wo jhansi ki rani wali play dekhni hey...🤣...loved the update...hats off both of u...aur aagle update thora jaldi kar dena...take care...

wow fiza and valliyah...fantastic!!...another funfilledand hilarious update...keep up guys...enjoyed it a lot...:):)