anyway will shut up .. n introduse u guys to this new story .. this one is going to be a small one n that too is a promiseš¤£anyway moving on .. this is a story about two brothers , bth in the second year of their college studing non medical.. this will take u too a funride of their hostel life./ night outs/ n girls and of course EXAMSšš... n dont worry guys its not out n out sayank story only .. sajan n mayur r sprinkled here n there too.. i just hope we could have seen someof these scenes in reality too
hope u will like it people:)
and credits .. i thought of writing this after i found a old diary of mine.. it had this para i copied from a novel i really liked ..š the paragraph in red is from that book.. totally .. n as usual being a forgetful person i forgot the buk's nameš¤
anyway i might need to shut up :) here goes the furst update.. hope u wont be dissapiontedš
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INDEX
CHAPTER 1..Exam Freak..page 1
CHAPTER 2..The Lost ID Card..page10
WITH LOVE,UR EXAMS:)
Exam freak
It took about 27 missed calls from sam to finally succeed in stirring Mayank a little from his couch..grumbling slightly , Mayank reached for his cell and tried to say "hello " in it , but all that came out from his mouth was a snore ..
Sam- Mayank if i kill somebody n go to prison for that , will u still love me as ur brother ..
Mayank (still high on sleep)- ya sure why not ...
(then finally processing what sam has said).. wait .. WHAT??
Sam- what WHAT? Brother , r u deaf ? i asked if i kill somebody n end up in prison for that will u still come n meet me there n bring chocolate muffins for me ??
Mayank (rolling his eyes to heaven )- do i have any other choice??
Sam- No!
Mayank ' then ofcourse yes.. n now tell me who owes you the pleasure of getting murdered at ur hands??
Sam- the person who invented physics.. just tell me the name of that dude. there will be the end of his story today ...
Mayank- umm i dunno .. but whatever the person is already in his grave from centuries... first tell me what that poor fellow did to you???
Sam ' he invented physics..
Mayank '(laughs)
Sam- don't u laugh on this k???u remember the questions u gave me to solve yesterday??
Mayank- ya what about them ???
Sam- they were plain stupid.. sample this .
There is this idiot sitting on a plane, with a string attached to a marble at one end in his hands.. he is getting bored so this dude decides to kill the time by rotating the string , such that the marble rotates in a clockwise direction parallel to his body . hope u r with me till now, as the things are gonna get really crazy hereon. Our great dude discovers that the chair on which he is sitting can revolve. so he starts rotating his chair too, while continuing the insanity of rotating the marble.
Apparently high on drugs n tragically exited about the happenings going on in his plane , the pilot decides to make the plane do circular summersaults in air.
By god !! so u get the drama? the marble is rotating on its axis .the chair rotates on another and the whole plane is revolving on an axis of its own. What a goddamm party .
Its not over yet . listen to this. There is this super human being standing on earth , who by means of extra territorial eyesight is able to see all these wonderful happenings in air, but instead of informing the authorities , this fellow decides to calculate the relative velocity of the dam marble with respect to himself.. n i am supposed to help him do that .. can u even imagine??
Mayank '(laughs madly) pls pls pls pls stop or i will tear my guts laughing out
Taking a two minute break..
Sam-are u done??
Mayank ' No (still laughing ) dam u sam my stomach hurts like hell..
Sam '(mutters) glad to hear it .
Mayank (after finally sobering up a little)- seriously sam its not all that difficult .
Sam- easy for u to say! Mr physics gold meddalist .
Mayank- if u don't want to study then why r u hurting ur brain over all this??
Sam- like i have any choice brother??? Did u hear the principal yesterday ???
If any person fails in any one of the subjects, he is going to clean the front garden n pour manure in the plants for rest of the year ..
Mayank ' since when did u start taking the princi seriously??
Sam- since yesterday !!
Mayank- shut up sam n tell me the real deak ok?? Because i know u , even if the principal tried to make u pour manure in plants , u will probably end up pouring the whole lot of it in his trousers.. so whats the deal. Why r u suddenly so freaked put about studies??
Sam- nothing .. Mayank will talk to u later .
Saying so sam ended the call. Mayank on the other hand is really confused . what was up with his brother ? was this the new girl ? the one he is sweet on? What was her name ?? was it gunjan .
Mayank had heard , that the girl was really sweet and shy n an absolutely brilliant student unlike his brother . he had seen samrat looking at the girl on more then one occasion .. in the cafeteria while the rest of them were discussing the strategies for the upcoming football match , at the basketball practice , where sam was so lost in staring at her that he got hit by the basket ball 5 times in a row and he had also spotted sam lurking in the library . n that was the last place sam would ever go in his life.. mayank knew that the librarian got a heart attack on seeing sam there that day, coz she took a week leave the next day .
Mayank was seriously surprised on observing all this but he had let it go thinking this was just another infatuation for his brother.. but may be he was wrong , he was definitely wrong . his brother was burning his brain trying to solve so called stupid physics questions.. his brother was may be just may be a little serious about this girl ..
Now that was interesting , mayank smiled . he still remembered the way samrat used to tease him about nupur when he had first started going out with his steady girlfriend of four years .. not only did samrat had made it a point to embarrass them both at every family function slash celebration but he had also never let mayank sleep without saying thanks to him for a hundred times for making him n nupur meet in first place.
Now it was a pay back time for his little brother, who seemed to be so hopelessly in love with tthis new damsel J
Mayank smiled.
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Scene 2>>
Samrat looked at the crumpled notes in his hands for the last time .. he felt feverish . this physics tutorial was going to be the end of him . he hadn't felt so feverish since the time he was five and had accidently spilled ink on his father's report which he had been working upon for past two weeks.. the hell his father broke loose in the house after discovering the ink had been something he never wanted to talk about . and remembering that incident now was making him feel all the more stupid.
What had gone into him .? he had hardly slept last night ..and had mugged n mugged borrowed notes n solved dozens n dozens of physics sums .. it was that girl, samrat knew it . she had been the one , he had been trying to impress her from past week but he hadn't been even able to say hi to her till now. So he thought if he somehow managed to get good marks in this test she'd be impressed n may be she would come to him herself n the introductions will begin ..
Now he thought all this was the stupidest idea to start with ..
As he stood outside his class waiting for the professor to call all of them inside , he could feel the hair on his neck standing , there was no way in hell he was going to get through this.. he would probably end up puking on his answer sheets as the result of his nerves. Now that would be a great impression to make on his new girl..
Mayank- feeling jittery brother?
Samrat jumped.
Sam- where the hell did u come from ??
Mayank- i have been standing besides u from past 10 minutes trying to figure out ur expressions . n i feel that right now u feel like puking .. am i right???
Sam- a little bit yeah! Tell me mayank how do u get through this all the time ? don't these stupid tests make u go mad in ur head.
Mayank- sometimes yes ,but most of the time i enjoy giving them . they r as a matter of fact a proof of how much intellectual u r.
Sam- thanks for reminding me that I lack intellectual sense brother.
Mayank- mention not ! anyway i thought u would be waiting for her and trying real hard to find her in this crowd..
Sam- huh???
Mayank- ya u know the new girl? Gunjan , the one u r so sweet on (winks)
Sam- shut up k?? There is nothing like that , and .. but where is she ?
Mayank- may be she skipped the test.
Sam(looking at mayank dumb founded)-are u trying to give me a heart attack.?
Mayank- i thought u said there was nothing like that?? Anyway don't answer it .. ur face tells the story of ur heart clearly.. she'll be late i guess , i think she'll have to miss the test , unless someone goes into the locker room and helps her to get her id card out of her jammed locker. I wonder who that hero might be??(gives sam a mischevious look)
Sam- u brute u r trying to torment herr??
Mayank- no dumb i am trying to help u .. n now will u pls hurry or else someone else will come to the rescue of miss damsel in distress and u see...
But mayank was never able to tell sam what he had to see, because next second a heavy physics book n some crumpled notes has hit him hard on his face , as sam threw them at him n went rushing towards the locker room, knocking 5 people down in the process.
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thats all for today :)
loads of love
dolly
xoxo
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