day 1
today all the news channel r talking about bigg boss contestants only...we will mention here the news of only one news channel...sabka bhandaa bhor news channel(for gina mommy-it means all's secrects out news channel)🤣🤣...
so let's see what bhanda bhor news channel is saying...
reporter 1-good morning india,today our new spicy gossip is about bigg boss 5...which will start from today,our contestants r totally ready with their bags,just waiting to go inside
reported 2-now everyone will be thinking,who is the host of bigg boss 5...o ho,see the bigg board and then think,from these 12 contestants,who is the host...think...think
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reporter 1-now let's finish the suspense
reporter 2-ok...no here is the host of bigg boss 5...the monkey🤣🤣🤣
audiance-(got up from their chairs)😲😲😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣
reporter 1-now u all will think that how this monkey will speak???
reporter 2-o ho,he has his security guard,who will be with him 24/7 to translate🤣🤣
audiance-ooo
one audiance got up and asked one question to the reporter 1...
girl 1-hello
reporter 1-hello,so what's your question about bigg boss 5
girl 1-actually i wanted to ask that,does bigg boss needs money??
reporter 2 was drinking water,and she puked out all the water🤣🤣🤣
reporter 2-ok ok now next question next question
girl 1-no,my question is not completed yet,so i was asking,does bigg boss needs money,he could take any actor also for hosting,but why monkey
reporter 1-o ho...he is bigg boss's...
reporter 2-reporter 1...shhh...(in reporter 1's ears)bigg boss will kill us,understand na...how can we tell that bigg boss doesn't have much money and he has started this show by begging and borrowing money from his friends and for the host,the monkey is his relative,if everyone gets to know this,bigg boss will not give us our salary,and plus,we haven't got salary from 1 month,do u want next month also like this)🤣🤣🤣
reporter 1-actually girl 1...it's like that,this bigg boss is totally different from others,here different different peoples r participating so for that,a unique host also should be there na
girl 1-hmmm..nice nice
reporter 2-ok ok now no questions...let's start the show
the curtains goes up and our host,the monkey comes dancing
🤣🤣🤣🤣
and from back,many female monkeys also come dancing
or we should say,gorillees🤣🤣🤣🤣
reporter 1-hello monkey,how r u?
monkey-khoo khoo kho kho
reporter 1-😕😕😕
then from the back monkey's security guard comes...
guard-monkey sir is saying,i am really very happy
monkey-kho kho khooo
guard-now the show is starting so u get out from here
reporter 2-what rubbish,we r bigg boss's reporters
monkey-khu khu khooo
guard-monkey sir is saying that,u would be bigg boss's reporters but now it's time to start the show,so just sit there in the corner,and don't trouble our contestants
reporter 1 and 2-fine😡😡😆
they go and sit on their seats...
monkey-khoo khu khu khooo
guard-welcome to bigg boss 5
monkey-khu khu khu khooo khooo khu khu khooo😆😆
guard-here comes our contestants
then contestants comes in...
riddhima
monkey-khooo
guard-wow,what a hott piece
monkey gives a tight slap to his guard🤣🤣
guard-what sir,i was just translating what u said
monkey-khu
guard-ok...shhh
monkey-khuuu khuuu
guard-welcome miss riddhima
riddhima-thank u so much
monkey-khooo khu khu khu khu khooo khooo khooo
guard-how r u feeling standing here,plzz tell something about u to our audiance
riddhima-well,i am really very happy i am coming in bigg boss 5,from my childhood only it was my dream to participate in bigg boss,and see...i am here
monkey-khooo khu khu
guard-what r u expecting,i mean how will u manage in bigg boss house as u know many people will come here and will u be able to live with them??
riddhima-well...as everyone knows,i am a smart girl and i know how to manage everything
monkey-khu khaooo
guard-well monkey sir says that u r welcome here and now,u can go in your house
riddhima-thank u very much
then riddhima goes inside,first when someone enters from the door,he sees the ground,a small ground and a swimming pool at the left side
and then at the left it's jym...then when she enters inside,it's a hall...
and that yellow yellowe colcour one is the confession room where people will get tehir tasks and will name the people they want to make houseless(like we say beghar in every bigg boss)🤣🤣 and there is a T.V in front of the hall
and then left to the hall is the kitchen
and at the right of the hall is bedroom,girls and boys separate
after seeing all this...
riddhima-wowww
and then riddhima sits on the sofa of the hall and wait for others...
ourside of the house...
monkey-khu khu khooo khu khu khu
guard-here comes out next contestant sid
sid
monkey-khooo
guard-welcome mr.sid
sid-thank u thank u
minkey-khauuu khauuu khooonnn
guard-so mr.sid what do u think about bigg boss house,and how do u think u will be ablt to live here?
sid-welll...i cam here for publi...(thinks for a while-no no,if i will telll everyone that i came for publicity,no one will give me vote😆😆)...ya,so i was saying i came here to interact with different people and to enjoy with them
monkey-ku khu khaoo khusss
guard-ok sid now u can go in your house
sid-ok...i am soo excited
then sid goes inside,he see riddhima sitting there...
sid-hello
riddhima-(with attitude)hi
sid-o...k😕
then sid sits there...
outside...
aamir
monkey-khu khu kha kha ki
guard-hello mr.aamir,welcome to bigg bogg 5,why r u so sad?
aamir-(whenever aamir says,sad background tune starts,like in every hindi movie)i am sad because today when i was coming,first i left my bus,then when i was coming by my foot,some buffaloes saw me and my delicious sandwich which i was eating,and they were so hungry that they jumped on me😆😆😆😆...i threwed the sandwich in the gutter which was at my side and ran away...and then finally,reached here😆😆😆
monkey-khuuu
guard-saddd
aamir-yes,i don't know why,but after i saw housefull,i became like this🤣🤣
monkey-khooo khoo khaooo khu khu khuuu khooo khu khu
gueard-ok mr.aamir we will not ask u now more questions,u can go in your house
aamir-thank u
then aamir goes inside and see sid and riddhima sitting...
aamir-hello
sid-hello
riddhima-hello
then aamir also sits with them...
outside...
shilpa
monkey-khooo khu khu khuooo
guard-welcome miss.shilpa,how r u feeling standing here
shilpa-i am feeling really very happy,i was really very bored in my life,was having nothing to do...finally came here,now i want to go inside fastly and want to relax
monkey-kho kho khu khu
guard-ok miss.shilpa u can go inside
shilpa-thank u
then shilpa goes inside,meet everyone and sit...
outside...
sara
monkey-khooo khu khu khu kaooon khuuun
guard-welcome sara mam,how r u feeling
sara-feeling very nice as first time i came so near to huma beings
monkey-khu??
guard-monkey saying what??
sara-i...i mean that first time i came so near...so near to many people as i am very shy girl😃
monkey-khoo khoo khu khu khoo khuuu
guard-so tell us sara more about u,we don't know much about u
sara-it's nice to not know...i mean,know me only when i am in the house,ok...now i want to go inside
monkey-khuuu
guard-ok sara u can go inside
sara goes inside and sits without saying anything to anyone...
outside...
angad
monkey-khooo
guard-hello mr.angad tell us about youtself
angad-hello,well i don't want to say anything much,just let me go inn
monkey-khuuu
guard-ok mr.angad u can go inside
angad-thank u
then angad goes inside...he sees sara,his ex-girl friend🤣🤣...
sara-angad😲😲😲
angad-sara😲😲😲
all-why r u both schocked😆😆
sara and angad-nothing nothing
then they both sit...
outside...
ghost rider
monkey-khooo khu khu khooo
guard-hello mr.ghost rider,u can go inside😆😆
ghost rider-(in a strange voice)ok
then ghost rider goes in...
everyone-😲😲😲😲😲😲
ghost rider-(in a strange voice)hello everyone
everyone-hello
and then they hide behind a sofa and ghost rider sits on it...
outside...
monkey-khoo kho khooo kho khooo
guard-yes mr.monkey u r right,if we will talk much with ghost rider,we will burn outselves😆😆...i don't know why bigg boss called him
monkey-khooo khu khu khu
guard-what??there is a bigg mystery behind it???
monkey-khoo khu
guard-ok don't tell,as u wish
then comes...
armaan
monkey-kho khu kheuuu kho kho
guard-hello mr.armaan,why r u coming running and why this BURP???
armaan-actually...i...i came runninng...(thinks for a while-if i will tell them that i came running breaking the walls of mental asylem and stealing the burger of guards🤣🤣,then they will surely throw me out and then,how will i be able to meet my love riddhima)...actually i came running,was just doing exercise and eating as i was feeling hungry standing here
monkey-kho kho khuuu
guard-ok mr.armaan u can go inside
then armaan goes inside...he sees everyone behind the sofa and ghost rider sitting on the sofa...
armaan-😕...😃hi mr...mr...
ghost rider-hello my name is ghost rider
armaan-o ya ya...hello mr.ghost rider,how r u?
gost rider-i am fine,let's sit
armaan-no no,i am fine here
then he keeps standing...
outside...
kabir
monkey-khooo??????????😲😲😲😲
guard-helllooo????????😲😲😲😲(thinking-mr... or miss???????🤣🤣)
kabir-hello my name is kabir,u can call me just kabir
monkey-khooo khu khu
guard-ok kabir,plzz plzzz...plzz go inside
kabir-ok thanks
then kabir goes inside...see armaan and ghost rider...
kabir-hello guys
armaan-hi????😲😲😲
ghost rider doesn't say anything and keep sitting...
kabir-hello...what's your name??
armaan-my name is...armaan
kabir-o armaan,such a lovely name,wow i loved it,and so your body
armaan-ok i am going to toilet
armaan runs from there🤣🤣 and kabir keeps standing...
outside...
spider man
come flying on his rope...
monkey-khooo khu khu khu khu khu khu
guard-hello mr.spider man,monkey is saying that he is a biggg fan of yours,will u give him autograph
spider man-ya ya,sure
monkey-kuooo khuooo khuuu
guard-ok spider man monkey says pzz write on his face🤣🤣
spider man-o...ok😕😕
then spider man writes on monkey's face...
monkey-khooo khoo khooo
guard-monkey wants to know more about u
spider man-listen plzzz i am really very tired
monkey-khu...khu khu
guard-ok monkey says he love u...go inside,do as u wish😃
spider man-thank u monkey😃
then spider man goes inside...
shilpa-(jumps)ooo ooo spider man...spider man...i love u spider man😃
spider man-hello everyone
shilpa-hello spider man,i am your bigg fan😃😃😆
spider man-thank u so much
shilpa-come come sit
spider man goes to sit,but then see ghost rider and back off😆😆😆...
shilpa-come sit spidy
spider man-no no,i am fine standing here
then outside...
hulk
monkey-khu khu khu khooo khu khu khooo khu khu khooo
guard-hello mr.hulk,welcome and u can go inside
hulk-(in a loud voice)thank u
hulk goes inside...
everyone-haaa
hulk-(in a loud voice)hello
everyone sits as the wall cracks because of him🤣🤣🤣
to be continued...
next day-at the very first day,very first fight,which bed,who will take🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edited by blossom1234 - 14 years ago
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