Sani ab mujhe tumhari halat par taras aa raha hai, abhi abhi to tumne jisko mara tha who ab tumhara boss ban kar tumhare saamne aa chukka hai. Isey hi kehte hai zor ka jhatka dheere se lagna sis….LOL. Ab kya kar sakte hai agar subah subah tum apni shakal hi dekh lo to, waisey bhi tumhari shakal dekh kar kisi ka bhala huya hai kya aaj tak….LOL. Sani jaan pehle Arun ke changul se to bach kar nikal jao fir apni mom se bachne ke baare mein sochna. Waisey tumhe shayad footpath par sone ki aadat nahi hogi na. chalo bohot si baatein zindagi mein pehli baar hoti hai yaar.
Sani ji ab us bechare Arun ko blame mat karo who to bas thora flirt hi to kar raha tha just like normal boys but ab kya karen agar tum abnormal nikli aur ussey mara to. Sani khud par control rakhna sikh lo yaar. Sani ab naya panga kyu le rahi ho, aisa na ho Arun ki life hell banane ke chakkar mein tumhari life ki hi band baj jaye. Tumhe kis ullu ke patthe ne keh diya ki sir bolne se who 50 saal ka Buddha feel karega khud ko. sani tumhari halat par ek gana yaar aa raha hai jo Arun gar aha hoga "apni to jaisey taisey, thori aisey ya waisey, kat jayegiiiii, aap ka kya hoga sani rani".
Oh ho sani ko darr ke maare pasina bhi aa raha hai and ab us bechare Arun ko agar tumhara darr dekh kar hassi aa rahi hai to tumhe issey kya problem hai. Sani ab tumhe tumhara boss ghost bhi lagne laga. Tum apni aankhon ka illaj kyu nahi karati yaar. Well tumne poocha ki why should u be scared well uska answer hai dekho we always face the consequences for the decision that we make in our life. U made a decision to punch and kick Arun and to ur bad luck he turned out to be ur boss to ab u will surely face the consequesces of this. Oye hoye tum bhi aankh marne lagi Arun ko, aankh maare oh sani aankh maare….LOL.
Ab tum ek abla mard par line maarogi to who shocked hi ho jayega na. Arey wah ab Arun dude neb hi tumhari life hell banana ke baare mein soch liya hai. Tum dono lar kyu rahe ho yaar. Pappi do jappi do aur dost ban jao…LOL. Arun dude ab sani ne mara to dard to hoga hi na, afterall she knows ki boys ko kahan marna chaiye ahem ahem matlab unka weak point kahan hai sani ko pata hai, so bach ke rehna dude.
Abe oye mishra tujhe kya problem hai agar tumhare boss ne Sani ko select kiya hai to. Pyaar ke dushman tujhe pata nahi ki Arun ko sani pasand aa gayi hai ab dill aa gaya hai to jab kya cheez hai yaar….LOL. well that's strange that Arun don't want this mishra to call him sir. What decision has he made yaar and why don't he want sani to know that he is the heir of malik empire. This is getting interesting yaar.
Ab arun ne thik to kaha ki mishra hota kaun hai arun ke judgement ko challenge karne wala. What is the decision he has taken yaar ab bata bhi do na. chalo finally Buddha mishra bahar to bhag gaya warna andar hi darr kar maar jaata….LOL.
Arey wah ji wah galti tum karo sani aur madat godji karen yeh to achi baat nahi hai na. aur to aur tum god ji ko jhooti rishwat offer kar rahi ho to try not to swear and not to lie. But yeh to tum bhi jaanti ho ki u cannot stop urself from doing these stuffs. Tumne who gana suna hai kya "swear na karne kit um koshish karma waada kabhi na karma waada to tut jaata hai"………LOL. Ab topic se bhatak jaana to tumhari aadat hai ji, chalo come back to the topic and knock the dour and be ready to face the music.
Oh sani I know how excited u are to tell ur mom ki u got the job but unhe bahar to aane do yaar. Abhi who bahar bhi nahi aayi and u started to shout that u got the job. That's fun sani dear. Bhool gayi tum subah bhag kar gayi thi and tumhari mom to tumhara shikaar karne ke liye hi beethi hai. Upar se tumhe aashirwaad bhi chaiye who bhi gate par hi. Wah ab tumhe sada suhagaan nahi rehna kyunki tumhe freedom pasand hai. Ab independent rehna itna hi pasand hai to shaadi hi mat karma na. kyu apni bechare pati ki marne ki dua kar rahi ho….LOL. oh ho ab tumhe dikha na ki tumhari mom kitmne gusse mein hai but sach mein unke kaan se dhua nikal raha tha kya.
Sani ji itni jaldi bhool gayi ki tumhari mom ko kya huya. Bhool gayi ki subah ghar se bhag gayi thi. Ab to tumhari kher nahi sani…..LOL. haw ab tum apni mom ko aisey kheti ho ki she barked, how bad sani, sharam nahi aati kya. Aur to aur khud aisey kapre pehne hai aur kehti ho ki tumhari mom ke mood ko kya huya hai. Kitni nasamaj ho na tum. Ab itni aasani se tumhe maaf nahi kiya ja sakta na to appologise karne ki sochna bhi mat. U are not so good in EB. Ah ha kya jhoot bola hai bus dikh gayi thi tumhe, miss jhooti thora to sharam karo yaar. Acha hai tumhari mom ne tumhara jhoot pakar liya. Sani u have lost ur talent of lying dear. Practice karo abhi u are so bad in lying…….LOL.
Kya baat hai tumne opic change karne ki koshish ki lekin tumhari mom ne to nelle pe della mar diya by saying "leave now". Three cheers for aunty "hip hip hurray", "hip hip hurray", "hip hip hurray". Sani maine kaha na u are not so good in EB so kyu try kar rahi ho, tumhari mom is emotional drama mein nahi phasne wali.
Arey kya aunty itni choti si saza, sirf 2 hrs ke liye sani ko garden mein lock karogi, aapko to sani ko kames kam 2-3 din ke liye garden ke trip par bhejna chaiye than na….LOL. acha hai tumhari mom tumhare drama mein nahi phasi and finally she locked u in the garden with u sisters I mean plants….hehe.
Oh to ab sani bollywood se inspiration le kar pipe charne wali hai. Best of luck sani ji. But tumne Hollywood ki movies mein kisi ko pipe charte nahi dekha kya. Wow sani nice adventure na ab latki raho beech mein. Kisne kaha tha kartab dikhane ke liye. Ab tum circus ki joker to nahi ho na. ab latki ho to mom ki yaad aayi hai. Wah latke huye bhi sirf BF hi yaad aa raha hai. Shaadi ke liye maar rahi ho. Waisey how about latke huye hi tumhari shaadi kar di jaye Mr Izzat ke saath taki marne ke baad tum dono jannat ki saar kar sako…LOL.
Wah ab tum kartab dikhao aur tumhari mom agar daante to tumhe usme bhi problem hai. Kitne nakhre hai is sani ke. Aunty aapne bhi bikar hi sani ko bacha liya. 2-4 hadiya tut jati to kames kam dubara kabhi pipe charne ka khayal to nahi aata na…..LOL.
Chalo finally sani ka bura din khatam to huya but do u really think so ……………..naaaa chalo aage dekhte hai kya huya…..LOL
Wah sani wah tumhara FF to ram gopal verma ki horror movie ban gaya. Arey nasamaj larki who jo tumhare saamne hai who koi ghost nahi balki tumhari hi antar aatma hogi yaar. Tum bari lucky ho yaar jot um aisey situation face kar rahi ho…..LOL. oh ho ab pata chala tumhara bhoot bhi Mr A ke sapne hi dekhta hai. Who bhi tumse Mr A ki hi baat karne aaya hai. Itna daro mat, lagta hai ab to tum Mr A se milne hi wali ho, but tum to pehle hi apne Mr A se mill chuki ho na,…..lol
Wow ab to yeh kahani purani dusre janam wali movies jaisey ho rahi hai. Sani knows the initials and Arun ko apni past life ke dreams aate hai. Sani dear 21st century hai to kya huya tumhare saath to kuch bhi possible hai islia zada shocked hone ki zaroorat nahi hai.
Wah ab is ghost par mujhe ek gana yaar aaya hai "dakiya daak laya, daakiya daak laya". Sani ab tumhe apne ghost par bharosa to karma hi parega na and baby patience rakho, Mr A ke baare mein janne ki itni utsukta. Sani ka dusra janam, she have been reincarnated wah ab t yeh FF mein kuch ajeeb mor aa raha hai. Haan bhi haan sani Mr A is from ur past life yaar.
Sani bari gandi aadat hai tumhari har kisi mko beech mein tokne ki, us bechari tumhari bhoot ko apni kahani complete to karne do yaar.ab dekho na tumhari bhoot ko bhi window ke paas khare hona kitna pasand hai…..hehe.
Oh matlab Arun ka naam pichle janam mein arsh tha. Does arun know it…..LOL……..well riddhima kaha than a interrupt na karne ke liye but tum kabhi kisi ki sunti kyu nahi ho, usey batane to do ki arsh kaun hai. Who bechari thori der ke liye aayi hai tumhare raaz kholne aur tum ho ki ussey bolne hi nahi de rahi.
Wah matlab sani ka naam pichle janam mein radhika tha. Aur ye harsh aur radhika ki love story hai….LOL. well sani koi baat nahi woh ghost Mr A ka naam reveal kare na karey mein bata deta hoon, tumhare Mr A ka naam hai Arun. Ab bolo mujhe kya inaam milne wala hai…..LOL. OMG 121 yrs old story, ab yeh sach mein bhootiya film banti ja rahi hai…LOL. Oye yeh Pitampura kahan se aa gaya. Waisey for ur info Pitampura 10 saal pele tak jungle tha, tumne waha king dushyant kahan se paida kar diya…..LOL. ah le le tum to princess nikli yar. Ab to tumhari nikal pari yaar. Ab to tum apni mom ko phudak phudak kar bata sakti ho kit um bhi kabhi princess thi. Kyunki sani bhi kabhi princess thi….LOL.
Oye yeh to purani hindi film ki kahani nikli. Pricess and common man ka pyaar. Bapu ko pyaar ka pata chala to beti aur arsh dono ko maar dala. Marte huye beti ne bhagwan se dua mangi ki hamara pyaar poora kar dena and bhagwan ne 121 saalo baad tumhari dua maan li. Haha sani yaar maine bachpan mein aisey kai films dekhi hai but this is more fun yaar. Marte huye arsh ne tumhe ek mangalsutra bhi de diya. Arey story khatam arsh aur raddhika ki aur tum kyu rone lagi sani dear. Kahani hi thi, jo pehl;e nahi huya who ab poora kar lena yaar. Oh wah is ghost ne jate jate apna mangalsutra bhi tumhe hi de diya how interesting…..LOL
Chalo finally sani sapne se to jaagi and now mangalsutra in her hand, man now I am also confused ki yeh sab sach mein sapna tha ya real mein tum kahani aisey bhootiya baana rahi ho….LOL
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