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"Wake up Sid''har pal kahe'.Wake up Sid'!"
"oh shut up Sid'!!!!!". I woke up rambling. WOW..! another morning'.another day.
BORING!!!!! Its such a drag..! I get up, go to work, come back, watch TV, and then go to sleep. What a life..!!!
I am 22, working in a book publication house with a wonderful salary, a highly important and demanding job and NO social life''.and above all'NO BOYFRIEND..!!
IMAGINE!!!!!
I cant help it, its not like I don't meet men. Its just that I don't like them..! I mean I like men but not the ones I meet'.dont get a wrong idea'.darn the movie dostana..!
All the guys that I meet are so weird. Either they are 60 yr old uncles who flirt shamelessly trying to charm u by showing off their perfectly broken teeth or the silly stupid boys checking you out from every possible angle. Or even better are those highly intellectual jerks who I am sure don't even understand a single word they speak.
Gawd!!! Where are all the men'!!...the real ones.
Now what do I have for breakfast..?..oh the usual bread and better. Who'll take the pain of cooking up something when your toaster can work wonders. See, it is NOT necessary for girls to really learn cooking as some hypocritical people say. People can be perfectly happy with a bread and butter every morning. Umm..if not happy'then satisfied atleast. Anyway, who needs dhoklas, theplas, khandwas, parathas'.they can go rot in hell. My bread and butter rocks..! Maybe I'll just get a pot of jam to go with it.!
"stupid stupid life" I said glancing at the clock. Its just 7: 57'.!!!!!!! Darn'I woke up early, I could have slept longer. Why the hell did i'???
OMG'.OMG'.OH MY FREAKING GOD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so STUPID'.like really really stupid..!!
How could I ??? how dare I ?? shit shit shit'!!!
OMG'where is the bloody remote..!
"there" I yelled '.under the sofa'"thank god..!!"
I madly flipped through the channels'shit shit shit..!! oh SHIT..!!!."NOOOOO"
"freako'couldn't they wait for 5 more minutes..!!....this has to be a record'..umm'or a record breaker'!"
I , Nupur Bhushan, missed a SHAHRUKH KHAN interview''UNBELIEVABLE'OMG..!
How am I gonna face myself in the mirror. No ways 'this cant be happening..!
"SAJDA'TERA SAJDA'din rain karu'na chain.."
My cell'now where in the world is my cell'!!...oh yeah'the muffled sound indicated that my cell was yet again shoved somewhere under my bedsheets..!
"got it"'phew..!
'RATI'oh no..!" I gulped seeing Rati's name flashing on the screen.
"umm'hi Rats!"
"Don't u dare call me that." snapped Rati.
"and why not! Everyone does." I argued back.
"correction'.only Arjun does. And I hate it..!"
"so why don't u tell HIM to stop calling u that'stop bossing me around..!"
"sheesh Nupur, you know perfectly well that I tell him the same thing thousand times a day and all he says is'."
" I know, I know..!...he says no yaar. I adore this name to BITS..!!..It suits you perfectly well..!" I said imitating Arjun. " Poor you, must be pathetic to have a boyfriend who thinks u are a rat'!" I chuckled.
" oh shut up. He is not that bad" said Rati softly. " and look who is giving me a lecture on boyfriends..! Found one lately'??" she snapped again.
" now you shut up..! you have just spoiled my morning. Why the heck did u call?"
As soon as the words were out, I bit my tongue. I knew perfectly well why she had called me.
"SRK" she shouted gleefully.
"ummm..i have a confession to make"
"What?? That you fell for SRK again? I know I know." She giggled.
"umm'no."
"well'lemme guess. You forgot to check him out completely? Or u missed to drool over his dimples or'"
"NOOO" I shouted back. " I missed it..!"
there was silence. I thought the line went dead.
"OMG" came her voice.
Shit..!
"are u INSANE..!!!"
"I know'.i was just'" I gulped back timidly. " I was just'just thinking about bread and butter and.."
"WHAT'??? BREAD AND BUTTER" she repeated stunned.
" you missed the interview'an SRK interview for a stupid stupid BREAD AND BUTTER.!..can I shoot you?"
" only after I have shot myself." I hung up. I couldn't take it anymore. And I also had a meeting with this new writer that my company wants to hire.
What a wonderful start of my day..!!
PS- i know its a short part...but lemme see whether u guys like it or not..!
then i'll continue..! 😆
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