What were Newton's Laws? Our new WOTW... - Page 8

oh bloody hell....i typed in replies for shruti sitting in the lecture hall since it was just the obligatory intro class with nothing much to do.....n then before i cud post my laptop turned off....battery b na....AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH...alright....have to do it all over again...dam it.....

CONGRATS NJ

U TOTALLY DESERVE IT !!!like a million % !!!👏 (dont think ive ever used more than three smilies.... its ur lucky day.. lol !!! haha)


loads of hugs and kisses
vini !

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Originally posted by: armaanaddict

congo nj!!! 🥳

here i go..

1. if u could change ur name.. what would it be and why??...hehe oki i aint no modeasty queen shruti...i love my name, can i keep it plzzzzzz???😳😳

2. what's your favorite kind of ice cream??wow, u actually shud have guessed that long back....its coffee all the way for me, venesse coffee from Nirulas in India, Mocha almond from Stuchi's and Coffee fudge strings

3. do you like to sing??...oh absolutely....i prefer to keep shut about whether others like to hear me or not......oki...actually um reasonably bearable....its just that i never stop to give the poor listening souls a break 😆
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4. ^^ dance??...haha now this is gona be fun...well ppl, ur now live in conversation with the clumsiest dancer ever born on the face of this planet....u know when i was in DRAMS (dramatics society) for like 8 years they never gave me any role which needed dancing moves....but this once there was a role where the character was a silly boy who had to make a spectacle of him self dancing lousy after the hot female protagonist n they gave me that role....like forced me to do it, coz they were like we cant train anyone to to be as good at being as bad at this as u r effortlessly...its like um a natural at this!!!hehe...oki see now me giving u all chances to mock at me./..but facts cant be altered i guess...😆

5. how would ur friend describe u to someone who has never seen you?? world's greatest chatterbox!!!...my close gang in the undergrad gave me a coffee mug which was titled WORLDS GREATEST CHATTERBOX on my 18th birthday....they were like there was nothing which fit any better!!!

6. where do u see urself in 5 years?? haha...wish i knew...oki il tell u where i hope il see myself....some remote snow clad spot in europe, a summer cottage, me sipping coffee, n writing abook perhaps???or atleast listening to some fav tracks on my ipod!!😳😳😳
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7. ^^ in 15 years?? ....aaahhhhh now thats way too far...i just know where ever i am, n whatever i will doing, il be happy with it all!!😃😃

8. what's the most exciting thing u've ever done??.....dressed up as Noorie, (the white sheets clad ghost like figure with hanging lose gray strands n a candlelight spooky look...with my gang of girlfriends from high school at 2AM ina 5 star hotel in JAIPUR on a school trip....we had actually planned to scare off another group of friendas who had adred to sleep when we were ona trip, its a bondage to stay up all night!!!...n well heres the exciting bit of it...we knocked on a wrong door....like 5 times before the door knob turned...n guess wat...it was this huge burly uncle half groggy in his sleep, with bushy curly hair, a bik rajasthani moustache....gosh he looked more scary than we did all with r props n smoky shadowy make up...it was insane at that moment coz he yelled seeing the lot of us, n we yelled back into his face scared like mice ourselves....n then we all scuttered away, rushing to avoid being caught since he actually followed us...we got scattered n escaped him, but he complained to our nuns, the ones accompanying us for the trip, then it was that long speech about the morals of being responsible!!!...here's the cherry on the cake....i was the head girl at that time, 12th grader, n was given charge of finding out who the master prankster was!!!
😆😆😆...oki long story...i hope ur still awake!!!
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9. what's the strangest food u've eaten??...ummmm i had this snack my japanese housemate offered me....it looked like tiny pieces of thread n i thot it tasted yum...but that was only till i saw the eyes those threads had...n then i realized they were dried tiny fish....like the really tiny ones, dried fried n salted....n once i saw the bulging eyes..i was like...yuck...i actually ate an animals eye balls....

10. are u a morning person or a night person??...haha um nocturnal to the core....😆😆😆

11. ninjas or pirates??...ummm i like ninjas i think...only, johnny depp may be an exception!!😆

12. if u can be an animal.. what would u be??id be a dog...love the cudly things....aawww😳

13. if u could have a superpower.. what would it be??...hmmm it wud be to be able to manage school work n lab work without doing anything, just a snap of my finger n all set!!!😆

14. what's the first thing u think about when u wake up??...UURRGGGHHH MORNING ALREADY???😆...

15. ^^ the last thing u think of when u go to bed??...i pray...n then...aahhh the bed at long last!!!😆

btw...i dont think il be seeing much of my bed this week at the rate this thread is going....think all il think of before crashing wud be...oki how many more questionaires are left now??😆

16. if u get a million dollars.. what would u do with them?? duno....id like to study literature n creative writing in the best school ever....own a library....name it after mum dad...n stay it in forever!!!...n yeh, il get enuf books to spend the million trust me for that 😆

17. are u a clean person or a messy person??...oh um annoyingly clean, people cant stand me too long for that one....😆

18. what's a place u would like to visit?? live in?? visit, europe i said...but id like to live there...so il change the visit to Israel.....

19. if u were stranded on an island.. what's one thing/ person.. u would bring??....one person it wud be....mum....coz dad n ameen wud find a way to stay in touch somehow, mum is the stone age lady, doesnt even know the basic emails yet...thank god ameen taught her how to chat online atleast!!!

20. what's something u miss about being a kid?? blackmailing everyone into my wishes...i was qyuite a brat!!!

21. what do u love about being an adult??...haha...think i like the fact that my folks (i mean my fam) they finally think they can expect stuff outa me n have it done its agreat feeling!!

also...i loved it when i turned 18 n cud finally drive my own car!!!

22. any hidden talents??....yeh, i can be a good listener!!!(that really is hidden, its something that surfaces rarely!!!)

23. do u like ur handwriting??my handwriting is as random as my moods...if somebody read my journal u cud tell what mood i was in just by looking at my writing....but when um happy n focussed i like it....

24. if u were someone else (ex. ksg).. and could go on a date with urself (nj).. would u?? what what u do? yeh if i was ksg id sure go with naseem😆...coz id be just too nice to not say no😳😳😳...but heres the catch, id take shraddha along...just incase...she turned out to be a clingy maniac girl desperately in love with me....cant risk it these daz!!!😉

25. what book are u reading right now??um reading a book called Rhett Butler's People....its a prologue kinda book to one of my fav classics Gone with the Wind...n i dint know it existed until a few daz back when i just chanced to see it in the library...it aint by the same author so um sure it wont be that good, but i loved that protagonist n can read anything about him lolzzzz😳

26. when are u planning on starting ur next ff?? 😉...haha...actually il post one tonite i think...i was thinking of putting it up for the contest but i aint done yet, n now with this thread i just wont manage it so il put it up as an open post....😊


that's it for now.. will come back when i have more..!

enjoy the hot seat nsm di!!

thnx for the wishes...n arrrgghh such a huge question list n i had to type it twice, n u stil got more coming...oh well...um a slave for this week...😕😕😕puch lo jo puchna hai hehe!!!!😆😆😆
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oki seriously...enjoyed the questions, they were fun n different, except the double typing😡😡😡

woahhhhhhhhhh congrats NJ

Hehe, feelin the grills.Your doin a fab job of handling the situation and awsome answers!!

Originally posted by: jia..

Wohooooooooooooooooo i had just predicted and here we are....Nsm darling time for some fun!!!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 Congrats honey!!!!!!!!! ur answers are fab!! 👏

Ok so i inaugurate my set of questions now...rather then wasting time.....😆 *rubbing hands with glee*😆


1.Lets start with something we share in common...am sure you will love answering this. Which is ur fav Enid blyton one?? Why?? Which was the first one you started on?? If you have read St clares or Malory towers....what is that one factor in them that keeps u going to back to them? Haha thats easy u know....😆

fav enid blyton is Five go off in a Caravan....it made me want to be a gypsey girl when i was just 7!!!first one was Five go on an Adventure..part 9,....iv read it over 108 times!!!(thats how i got my glasses as young as the 4th grade 🤓, reading it in the night lamp when mum pa thot i was snoring away in the bed 😈
St claires n malory towers...omg dont get me started about the tantrum i threw about wanting to study in a boarding after that....i was such a pest that mum pa actually agreed, but last minute nani said no...being the first child in the family can be such a pain, they love u all too much!!!😳

2.Why do u associate that emotion showing its tongue with me and the one wearing glares with Kat???😛😆 Give a valid reason now........😆...answered that one already sweetie...u owe me a hug for it 😉

Now we move on to some nice ones.....😈


3.Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? actually the two cents idiom came from a brit phrase called put in ur TUPPENCE...which is two pennies...think they changed it over the time coz cents is less alphabets to spell...???but then maybe the word penny felt ignored n they got it back into picture...so penny for a thot, n 2 cents in...now number of alphabets is equal here...yeh that must be it i bet


4.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? invalid question....u guys still on a conflict abt this one, so i refuse to answer it, n if u force me to, il also copy the answer natty gave!!!if the question can be re used, so can be the answers hmphhh😆


5.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...babies of course...by the mathematical LAW OF INDUCTION!!!!


6.If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? nah...morons give MORONALITY....morality comes from MORALS...ufff u need elementary english classes now....😆


7. If the foll were to come alive...tell me three things you wud want to tell the foll people besides the fact that they were great and so was their research!


a. Newton ofcourse.😆...haha...i would ask him his favorite brand of apples😆😆
b.Euclid (i am dead sure u know who he is)😆...oh man i hate this guy....um gona ask him what the hell he was thinking doing all that crazy partial differential math, making his life hell, n passing on the legacy....😡

c.Archimedes....haha, i wana know how many damsels hit on him when he ran out of the bath tub naked all oevr the streets yelling EUREKA!!!

d. Pythagoras...oki he my buddy...i loved his theorem...um just gona give him a pat on his back n say..."well done old fella!!!good thinking!!!"

e. Neil Bohr....aawww now u not even sparing the chemists hun...oki bohr....il ask him what does he feel like about sharing his first name with a celebrity like AMSTRONG!!! i mean c'mon no one knows his name, they just know the Bohr...but everyone knows neil armstrong!!!

f.George Ohm. ohm...i wana ask him how many people he bribed to get his last name put to double usage when he discovered only one law....for the non geek human people here...OHM is used as the unit of resistance...the opposite of resistance is called CONDUCTANCE, n the physicists very conveniently use MHO (OHM reversed) as it units...now something tells me he bribed them big time!!!hmmmmm😆

8. State the current and voltage law.😆

Current Law:

The algebraic sum of current into any junction is zero....OR.....The sum of current into a junction equals the sum of current out of the junction.

Voltage Law:

The algebraic sum of the voltage (potential) differences in any loop must equal zero.

ps:copied n pasted from wikipedia...u dint expect me to actually watste time typing that when google exists in this world!!!

Now lets see how stressed your brain is.....😆 i will reply to these below after seeing ur replies!😆


9. What do you put in a toaster?...put anything in...its the outcome that matters...it will alwaz be a toast!!!(try ur fingers some time jia!!😆



10.If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?...green bricks of course Jia...again by mathematical Law of Induction...(ps: u dint assume by any chance that i wud be foolish to think its made of glass right...thats just a myth most people believe in...if its a greenhouse, it has to be green bricks...hear the genius!!!⭐️)


11.Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?"silk, silk, silk, silk, silk...."...."S", "I", "L", " K"......Silk...oopzzz milk...oppz...no wait...u trying to fool me here???😡😡😡not so fast then try again....cows dont drink...they only eat...hmmpphhhh😆



12. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, two of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?...id just bury them at the closest cemetary n be done with the job....n that too if um a paid grave digger....warna...sorry baba...who has time to think of burrying ppl when the next plane might be crashing on me???😆

ps:what did u do???um sure u asked from past experience???😉😉😉


13.If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?...data incomplete...u havent mentioned how many minutes there are in an hour, how will i use the unitary method here????😕

but wait a second, u think ul get away with saying naseem dint know the answer...nah not quite hun...just get a simple wall clock(not a digital one of course) see the time now....use ur protractor from the geom box n measure the angle....see the time again an hour later. use the protractor again n check the angle....subtract first value from second n AHA!!!...u got the answer!!!🤓...told u ..hear the genius!!!

14.Without using a calculator (the genius never needs one jia darling!!!😉muhahahaha😆😆😆)-You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?...oki i changed my mind...i do need a calculator now....can i...pleassssssssssseeeeeeee????🤔...wait better idea...his name was armaan....if u ask how i know...i dont...but who cares thats what il call him coz i like the name!!!😆

And a very very simple one atlast...have u read twilight???😆...nah...n i dont intend to...it doesnt seem my kinda book, il just watch the flick...for the love of Pattinsion😍

Ok enuf for now...i'll get back honey....have fun while i get another set ready for u.😈

hey Nj, congrats honey u definitely deserve the hot seat!!

oh boy thanx san...glad u dont have a set put up for me!!!..